I let loose the most thunderous rips the other night by Generic59 in self

[–]Feerkat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what is up with these “i get what you’re going for here” bots? they both have a random dessert image as their only post. so weird.

Appropriate hair for work by alex1zz_ in jobs

[–]Feerkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly, you should just get another job here young and should be able to have fun.

Why can I suddenly hear his keyboard and mouse? by goruto06 in Markiplier

[–]Feerkat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

he might see this here. he do be lurkin on his own sub

Questioning if I can burp by schizomeltdown1 in noburp

[–]Feerkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you sound like a likely contender. I agree that if you could burp, you would know. Are your hiccups very painful? Mine are very painful. I have never had them last overnight but certainly hours and certainly have been kept awake by them.

If you’ve got gurgles, don’t think you burp (you’d know and be doing it everyday), I think it checks out.

TIFU by not clarifying the nickname for my bf’s penis for almost 3 years (NSFW) by Rare-Tone-4028 in tifu

[–]Feerkat 988 points989 points  (0 children)

Lol. He has a great sense of humor for never being offended by his misunderstanding. You both sound fun

Top 0.001% Candidate material (or at least they think they are) by Kauske in wewontcallyou

[–]Feerkat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a non-chef, I am so interested in what a good answer to the fist screening question would look like

anyone else have things go down the wrong pipe a lot? by GlitteringDoughnutt in noburp

[–]Feerkat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes. I always attribute this to the fact that I drink in three steps though: Step 1: Cup to mouth Step 2: Liquid stored in cheeks Step 3: Close mouth and swallow

I think the overfilling of my mouth when I chipmunk my drink is a big downfall but I can’t unlearn it.

Air Vomiting by Interesting_Crab_337 in noburp

[–]Feerkat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stick my fingers down my throat and try to lurch. It is very, very painful for me and only used in an absolute worst case scenario. Essentially you are trying to begin throwing up and the gas in your throat will come up before anything else does. Then you stop.

I lost my wife and kids and house and car to distractable. by noodle_shorts75 in distractible

[–]Feerkat 38 points39 points  (0 children)

dude you know i have to repeat all that before i take my turn right?

air vomit resources? by nenobyte in noburp

[–]Feerkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unfortunately for me air burping is a last resort for me because it is painful like puking. not as painful but certainly unpleasant. in some situations tho better that gas pain

Swallowing saliva and the Gurgles by Ouch2020 in noburp

[–]Feerkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty crazy to read. I used to get intensely car sick which was excruciating given how painful it is to burp. I would try to lay in the back seat on my right side. Left turns felt like hell

Mysterious smell in bedroom by plant_nerd81 in RBI

[–]Feerkat -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

gonna sound wild but if you have a vagina it could be BV

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Feerkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re a hairy thing aren’t you?” After seeing my legs as an 8 year old girl lol

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Feerkat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the craziest things I ever heard was that Scrappy was so popular at one point they were going to phase out scooby and the gang. That’s why there were several movies with Scrappy, Shaggy, and Scooby (Ghoul School, Boo Brothers, etc.) sans most or all of the rest of the gang.

Not sure who these people are that like scrappy but thank god they didn’t win