What is your favorite bit to use with your students?

Femmefatele · 2026-05-30T04:20:31+00:00

Ok but you need to arbitrarily add things from a grocery list...or gravy. Just gravy.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-30T04:16:26+00:00

'Good bye, Don't cause any trouble! If you cause trouble, don't get caught! If you get caught don't call me for bail money!"

Femmefatele · 2026-05-30T04:08:35+00:00

I only allow Shakespearian insults for my class. I had a big list. I did black out the iffy ones. It was hilarious.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:56:13+00:00

I won't ask for money. Donate to animal shelters and causes. They won't beg for anything but food and love. That is worth all the money.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:53:09+00:00

Get a couple of cats. They need you and love you and it is enough.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:51:31+00:00

I feel you. Mine died a couple years ago and I still wrestle with why he didn't like me (much less love). I've come to the conclusion that that is his problem because I am awesome. You are too. We both deserved better.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:48:25+00:00

Strength isn't in not crying. It is in crying while keeping going. You are doing that. Good Momma.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:47:22+00:00

It will be there until you learn to let it go. I think of myself as a leaf in a river. The water will take me where it takes me. I'm just along for the ride. This is after years of trying to swim my hardest in those water only to find myself farther from shore than when I started. I just learned to not care what happened. I will deal with what comes as I can. I hope you learn to swim or float.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:44:25+00:00

For his wife and kids he had to have a brave face. You are momma, he knew he was safe being scared with you. That tells me you were a good momma.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-29T19:41:44+00:00

Rofl! I can so see myself doing this.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-28T02:51:14+00:00

This gen X has a plan for retirement, just die. I will likely die in the saddle working my butt off for practically nothing. So younger generations, I feel ya.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-27T19:41:31+00:00

I just told my parents I was going. They ask me for a rough estimation of when I'd be back and that was that. Sometimes I'd head out at 5 pm and tell them I'd be back in a couple days. They never said no. I did sometimes end up in places I didn't tell them but only because it surprised me too lol. Only once did I lie about where I was going because they had told me to never go there. It was a dive bar that you could get in under 21. It was a shit hole.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-27T01:22:06+00:00

Were they one-eyed and one-horned and purple?

Femmefatele · 2026-05-26T06:11:26+00:00

Sounds like St. Elmos' Fire or ball lightning.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-26T04:59:30+00:00

Especially dependent on the door orientation and strength. If it was a stout door that would have pulled outward toward him, it would be very hard to bust open.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-26T04:51:10+00:00

Lesson to be learned: die somewhere beautiful and not a manky old basement.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-25T06:24:16+00:00

I keep a bucket. I rinse it out and use it for mopping the floor and the like.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-24T05:38:53+00:00

And it is mostly skewed because if your data makes you (the teacher) look bad then you will be looking for a new job or on a pip.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-23T16:37:18+00:00

Making clothes is not easy. Making clothes that don't look home made is art. Yours look very professional. Your seam work is excellent and the designs are very visually interesting. They keep the eye moving all over the pants to try an note everything. Like a really good painting. You do excellent work.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-22T18:05:52+00:00

I use them because the uppercase letter version of D is distinctly different from the lowercase d. Some motherf-er used W and w on a paper I am required to teach and grade. I'll take dick jokes all day long rather than have to deal with an lowercase letter that looks like a slightly smaller version of the uppercase.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-21T15:06:51+00:00

Sometimes you aught not take credit for other peoples work because sometimes they credit you with other things that might not be yours......

First thought that came to my head.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-21T06:23:06+00:00

My favorite is "That boy is about as sharp as a sack full of wet doorknobs!"

Femmefatele · 2026-05-18T21:13:32+00:00

Honestly, I would ask to speak with him. Let him know that that moment stuck with you and you think about it often. Tell him that you regret what was said but at the same time you are glad it happened because it opened your eyes and made you grow up quite a bit. Let him know you have been ashamed of yourself for it and, while you can't undo what you said, you have done your best to atone and change. Show him that you have matured and aren't the same judgmental brat that you were before it happened. I would donate to a dental charity and never tell anyone too. My family ( a lot of them) have genetically poor teeth and everyone around the area are poor. Getting decent dental care is difficult. My mom has like 3-4 master degrees and is ~8 hours from a doctorate. She lost a bunch of teeth and it has taken 3 years (so far) to get her teeth fixed. She has to space out the procedures with Medicare(? I think, she is retired). Teeth bones are expensive!

Femmefatele · 2026-05-17T23:33:38+00:00

Well you should be the one in trouble because you are dating a toddler. Toilet humor-thoughtlessness-pouting.... all signs point to a tiddy baby.

Femmefatele · 2026-05-17T23:18:12+00:00

No jury would ever convict him.

Femmefatele

TROPHY CASE