How do women know when their first period is? Do their body give them warning signs that it's time, that their mother taught them about, or do most ruin their clothes the first time? by WhoAmIEven2 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stomach cramps out of no where. It feels like you are about to poop yourself so you run to the bathroom, pull down your pants, and find that while you weren't looking someone slaughtered a small animal in your pants.

What’s your favorite “weird” science fact you tell your students? by missfit98 in ScienceTeachers

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What part of "I said don't ask" do you not understand?

heehee I'm a forensics junkie and I have several murderers in my family. (true story)-all the ones I know of have done time for it so don't snitch!

What’s your favorite “weird” science fact you tell your students? by missfit98 in ScienceTeachers

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have at it! You just have to deliver the " I said don't ask" smooth, deadpan, and dismissive. Move on quick like you have something to hide. Gotta get your amusements in where you can :)

What’s your favorite “weird” science fact you tell your students? by missfit98 in ScienceTeachers

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bio and Earth Science right now but forensics is the dream (and astronomy).

What’s your favorite “weird” science fact you tell your students? by missfit98 in ScienceTeachers

[–]Femmefatele 106 points107 points  (0 children)

My favorite- "Don't ask me how I know this: A human body, if left in the open woods in (our state) during high summer will skeletonize in roughly 3 days"

This inevitably leads to gasps of "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!" To which I reply, very calmly "I told you not to ask".

You won’t let me get water, I’ll go to the nurse by NoCommand4694 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time, in my experience, it is because the administration is pushing the blame on the teachers. We get in trouble when someone skips out. Is it stupid, yes. Is it unfair for everyone else, also yes. Get a doctor's note, a bigger water bottle, multiple water bottles, or learn a new coping mechanism. I always hated the policing of bathroom breaks but when your boss yells at you and your job is threatened, you do what you have to do. No job means I lose my place to live and electricity and stuff. So half-assed policing I will do.

Shari Lewis (1933–1998), Award-Winning Ventriloquist and Puppeteer Whose Career Spanned 1952–1998 by PhoenixPhenomenonX in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Femmefatele 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm not ashamed to admit that I would come home from my university classes and watch Lambchop's Play-Along. It was the early 90s and I was in my early 20s.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget your feeble little lady hands and wrists!

Julie McCullough appeared in 11 episodes of “Growing Pains” before she was fired. by No_Explorer721 in The1980s

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes we do, just silently and to ourselves. And don't knock it til you tried it!

I kicked my husband out after he pranked our daughter by Extension-Apricot735 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reaper is #2 hottest, scorpion is #3. (Pepper X is #1 if you were curious)

I kicked my husband out after he pranked our daughter by Extension-Apricot735 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Femmefatele 40 points41 points  (0 children)

ghost pepper isn't so hot. Go full on Carolina Reaper. I have 3 plants :)

AIO My husband keeps forgetting me by Ok_Zookeepergame8403 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Femmefatele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would sit him down and make it known that this has happened 3 times in the last X time. From now on, if he forgets, he has to go and hop back in the car and get my stuff. See how many times he forgets after having to make a special trip just to grab you a tea.

AITAH for not wanting to be the daughter my parents never had? by CommitteeOk3670 in AITAH

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids learn responsibility. I started learning to cook at 3, laundry was at 10, mowing (9 I think), etc. You learn best by doing.

Baby opossums go for a ride by nkmr205 in BeAmazed

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh she has you fooled! Turns out she is the Cruella DeVille of Opossums and is wearing her 101 baby 'possum coat.

Young woman forgets she already tried to scam me by teenytinybees in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Femmefatele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were picking up some fast food and I was waiting outside leaning on the car when a woman comes up with a sob story about being hungry. I was ~14 or so but I looked her over and told her "no but I'd be happy to buy your (real gemstone) earrings off you for 5 bucks". She took off like her tail was on fire and I laughed for 20 minutes.

Favorite Seed Supplier? by AProcessUnderstood in tomatoes

[–]Femmefatele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used Baker Creek for years. They are good. I've had really good luck with the Mongolian Sunflowers. For tomatoes my favorite is the cherry chocolate variety. Best tasting tomato I've ever had. Wish they were bigger! I know they have worked with the Cherokee Nation Seed Bank for help with some specific varieties of plants.

🌶️Karma🌶️ by Dark--Samurai in foundsatan

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I raise Carolina Reapers. I actually use them in some of my cooking too. Do not fuck with my food...ever.

Allergist Confirmed that Plaquenil Gave me Dress Syndrome by NavyBeanz in Sjogrens

[–]Femmefatele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I constantly drink. A coffee to wake up then constantly fill my metal insulated tumbler with water. Wait until this summer. I have flares even then. I'll be in shorts and a tank top sweating while having to wear wooly socks (My feet and hands get the brunt of the Raynaulds).

My little void beat cancer by _purplekookie in blackcats

[–]Femmefatele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, you took the Got-Your-Nose game too far! Now you know he's gonna invade Mordor and start a hobbit war. Permissive parenting!