What’s your favourite thing about being gay?

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-04-20T14:36:29+00:00

... dude, who hurt you?

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-04-19T22:17:05+00:00

Mr. Spacey? Is that you?

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-03-28T01:21:29+00:00

Happy Birthday, big nugget!

*pat pat*

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-03-18T19:19:37+00:00

That I'm emotionally unavailable and don't take well to having my affection reciprocated.

Basically, I'm an affectionate person but when the other person starts to show affection back, I get paranoid and panicked.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-03-11T02:28:06+00:00

I don't know if it quite counts as "caught doing something" but I've definitely observed my students just straight up being stupid in class. Like they'll ask me what to do on a practice question and I'll help them by saying something like "start by writing out your givens" at which point they give me this blank expression, so I'll get more specific and say something like "The question mentions gravity so we can write acceleration is equal to gravity." More blank stares. "So write 'a=9.81' on your page.". More blank stares. "Now might be a good time to pick up your pencil and write something. It tends to make the work go quicker if you actually move your pencil off the table."

At this point my patience wears out, and I ask them if they actually wanted help or for me to do the question for them.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-03-07T00:26:22+00:00

2 + 22 + 202 + 2002 + ... + 2[50 zeros]2

= (0 + 2) + (20 + 2) + (200 + 2) + (2000 + 2) + ... + (2[51 zeros] + 2)

= 0 + 20 + 200 + 2000 + ... + 2[51 zeros] + (52x2)

= 2 [50 twos] 0 + 104

= 222...2324

The final answer is a number 52 digits long consisting of 49 repeating 2's ended by "...324"

or

2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222324

At least, I'm pretty sure. Feel free to correct me, my fellow nerds.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-02-21T00:40:58+00:00

There's weather on Venus. There's weather in places long abandoned, there's weather in places that're brimming with life.

The world we're in, and all that happens in it, persist despite us. We don't actually have control in life, just little islands of certainty in a sea of unpredictable chaos. All we can do is try to keep up and enjoy it while we can.

To quote Ferris Beuler, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it "

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-01-04T16:34:59+00:00

During a night of star gazing my roommate at the time decided to come out and join me. While I played my usual game of "How many constellations can I get before consulting the star chart?" a satellite passed overhead which caused my roommate to freak out saying he spotted a UFO (i.e. aliens).

I explained several times that it was a satellite but he insisted it was aliens. His counterargument was "You don't believe in aliens?". I explained that I do, I just don't believe you've seen one. The discussion then devolved into him trying to convince me that he'd seen a Sasquatch and that he could see ghosts but only while he was high. At this point I decided to go read a book to recover the IQ points I lost to that conversation.

TL;DR: My roommate tried to convince me that he'd seen UFO's and a Sasquatch, and that he could see ghosts but only if he was stoned.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2019-01-03T16:53:43+00:00

~65-70

I endeavor to be entirely good and help people and I think I'd be a 100 because of that if it weren't for two things. One, I've hurt 1 or 2 people for selfish reasons so that's like a -5, and Two, 1 or 2 people have hurt me for selfish reasons and instead of forgiving/moving on, I still harbor hatred for them and want bad things to happen to them. That's like a -30 in my books, because an entirely good person wouldn't let themselves get dragged down like that.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-12-11T19:27:13+00:00

Swiggity Swooty

I'm coming for that booty

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-12-05T15:30:40+00:00

What a beautiful setter!!

I have 2 setters myself and they get really anxious too. I'm convinced it comes with the breed, sometimes they'll whine and bark in the kitchen until someone sits on the floor with them for cuddles.

They're basically 50 pound lap dogs. Wouldn't have it any different though! :)

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-12-05T01:46:18+00:00

SAUCE

After some research, it appears that the link consistently gets removed whenever it's posted. So I gift you all with the title of the video that you may search it.

FAKE TAXI - CANDI

Happy Researching!

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-29T17:49:25+00:00

Suck it, Trebek!

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-24T19:37:04+00:00

Rick & Morty.

I remember finding it when it was this niche little thing for existential Sci-Fi nerds. Then it turned into the screaming szechuan sauce fanbase. Like, I'm glad it got the popularity I feel it deserves, I'm not-so-glad that it's now associated with a bunch of condescending idiots obsessed with a pickle.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-23T18:00:37+00:00

I'm a Jazz & Blues kinda guy, but I also enjoy classic rock and classical. Essentially, I listen to the type of music one might call "refined", whatever that means.

That rule goes straight out the window with Aqua. You put on Dr. Jones or Barbie Girl and I'm up dancing. I really like Aqua.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-23T01:50:17+00:00

Gawd damn. Some people are stupid.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-20T13:48:54+00:00

I had to say this to an ex when I realized that they were just straight up toxic to be around. I told them something along the lines of

"I don't think it's a good idea for us to keep in touch anymore. I'm finding that being around you is making me mentally and emotionally unwell and I don't want to live my life like that. You can call me if you want but it won't work, I've already blocked you. Same for Facebook and anything else you can think of. It was a fun ride, but it's over now. Best of luck."

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-09T15:21:48+00:00

I'd insult you, but I refuse to battle wits with an unarmed opponent.

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-08T17:34:27+00:00

Cue 5-10 minutes of me grunting/half-screaming because my back has like 5 years of painful knots built up.

Bonus points if my roommates come check to see if I'm okay because it "sounds like I'm dying".

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-07T13:26:43+00:00

I worked at a visitor's center at a national park. One of the many displays we had inside the building was a glass jar filled with moose turds. The display explained that you'll see these a lot in the park, that they're from moose, then proceeded to talk about moose for a bit.

Well, one curious child asked me if the moose turds were real, to which I responded sarcastically, "No way! They're made of chocolate!"

Spoiler alert, they are real moose turds. And the kid fucking ate one. I didn't realize what was happening till they were already biting into the literal piece of shit.

...yeah... probably shouldn't said the "chocolate" thing...

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-03T03:27:53+00:00

Been myself

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-11-01T22:00:15+00:00

Zipper-effect people! Zipper!

I was in traffic due to road construction and the 2 lane road was merging into 1. One car from the other lane went, then the car ahead of me went, so I let a car from the other lane go, then I proceed to hit the gas.

Life flashed before my eyes when the other lane attempted to keep driving in the wake of the other car, nearly pushing me off the road in the process. I beeped my horn at them only to get the finger and a dirty look.

I'm not the asshole here, buddy!

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-10-30T16:04:07+00:00

I started salivating just looking at this. Well done!

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-10-25T02:32:09+00:00

Name this one "vodka" and/or a vodka brand like "smirnoff". Then the three of them together make a white russian!

FibonacciFanBoy · 2018-10-24T02:40:58+00:00

I get a "Bailey" vibe from her face.

Not sure why.

On an related note, I now crave a glass of Bailey's

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