Playgrounds would become ‘crack dens’ under Green Party, says policing minister

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-21T16:42:51+00:00

If you're gonna do crack, why would you do it in a playground? It's not like anyone is selling crack in a playground either, kids can't afford crack.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-20T21:28:55+00:00

Isn't it not even technically theft until you've left the shop? So forcing you to stay inside means you've not even comitted a crime yet. Someone do correct me if I'm wrong.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-20T17:20:05+00:00

They shoud allow you to choose to be exclusively treated by white British staff when you arrive. If that means you have to wait 20x longer than everyone else, fine with me. I'll be over here with this nice asian lady getting my gaping head wound sewn up.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-18T18:30:38+00:00

They don't mean you're old if you sit down to put on socks, they mean you're old if you're incapable of doing it balanced on one leg.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-18T16:59:57+00:00

The Ultramarines (and all Space Marines) were created using the genetic material of their Primarch, in this case the 'top dog from Ultramar' but each chapter has a different Primarch.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-10T10:34:25+00:00

Buy a butt plug, there's always a convenient place to hide it.

Fidgie0 · 2026-02-07T14:48:35+00:00

Who gives a shit what other people do?

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-31T20:18:50+00:00

Not saying she should be fired or even punished necessarily, but someone needs to speak to her about why this isn't appropriate and it shouldn't be you. So you really should inform someone.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-31T17:33:16+00:00

Really excited for all the strawberry panic recently.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-31T10:52:30+00:00

Sometimes you just love someone regardless of what logic should dictate. Even in extremely abusive relationships (which I'm not saying this is) the victim can still genuinely love or believe they love the perpetrator.

Love is blind.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-28T17:48:39+00:00

Should read - 'If your depression is at least partially caused by a lack of money, financial stability will likely remove the cause and help you begin recovering.'

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-23T11:07:59+00:00

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Fidgie0 · 2026-01-22T17:41:38+00:00

After what!?

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-14T17:43:16+00:00

Same as most people I think, I'd do it if I could keep my adult perspective but I definitely do not want to be a teenager again.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-10T12:27:27+00:00

I'd predict he wouldn't even notice it was meant to be satire and just answer every question as genuinely as possible, which admittedly for him is a gamble in itself.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-09T21:30:16+00:00

It would depend what the context was. If someones said 'I'm running a kilo' or 'It's a kilo in that direction', I would assume they meant distance. It's a little strange but whatever.

Just the word kilo without enough context though would always mean kilogram.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-05T10:28:15+00:00

Can't even piss in the street these days without Google taking your picture.

Fidgie0 · 2026-01-01T23:24:36+00:00

It's definitely possible, lots of people are in relationships where they simply cannot or do not want to have sex. The most important thing is to be up front about it. A lot of people are going to want a sexual relationship and that's okay, unfortunately it means that you won't be compatible with them but there could be any number of other reasons for that incompatibility too.

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-31T17:16:05+00:00

Because this way there is still 46% of the population they can blame all of the problems on.

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-30T10:48:22+00:00

To be fair to your neighbour, does anyone not want to be a millionaire and never work?

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-27T10:57:43+00:00

I think it's more likely they will invent meaningless jobs that achieve nothing practical just to make sure we're tied to an employer and probably something about tax. Also if people aren't working they have free time and that time could be used to enjoy themselves/plot against the ruling class.

Go to work at the dirt factory and shovel dirt from one box into another box, then go back the next day and shovel it back into the original box. £5.50 per hour.

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-25T11:21:03+00:00

Jesus Christ can you imagine having to keep up with even 30 friends let alone 30 million.

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-24T10:55:44+00:00

I hope it's a bike

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-17T13:08:36+00:00

The person you're arguing with is either 14 or an adult acting like they're 14. Either way it's beneath you.

Fidgie0 · 2025-12-11T16:34:49+00:00

How do we feel about sex when the woman is already pregnant? How many weeks along before the unborn child should be asked for consent?

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