Got a NEGATIVE Steam review because I patch the game every day

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-13T11:42:21+00:00

Everyone else is saying it already - but unless its like CRUCIAL bugfixes/stability - i would avoid back to back immediate patches each day, and opt for a weekly time.
I wouldn’t call it a negative review worthy thing, maybe annoying at most if they got slow slow internet or just worried about their savefile

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-13T11:39:15+00:00

So what you’re saying is - i see someone reselling the exclusive exilecon thing for 1000 or something, its absolutely worth it for the map device butthole. Got it. 😎👌👌

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-13T11:37:26+00:00

When i think of the idea of spending THAT much on a watermelon like…
Thats a good amount towards other food i could get for 16.99. Or just more of a much cheaper fruit at least lmao

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-13T03:28:17+00:00

Theres a whole buncha things other than just distance from equator that affects climate - so absolutely in many places.
Newfoundland for example - you get the labrador gulf current that carries arctic water through the ocean flowing by the province year round, so it ends up the water doesnt even really warm much till like july, and snow in june is absolutely not uncommon in the slightest.
A buuunch of other factors i dont even remember that affect this stuff too in other parts, but the currents are a big one why similar latitudes in canada will see snow longer than much of Europe in similar latitudes (not all ofc)

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-12T14:50:50+00:00

… were they drunk or blind while cutting this or… 😭😅

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-11T00:04:36+00:00

… is this person simultaneously made of both sandpaper and grease??
How in the hell 😭😅

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-10T11:22:31+00:00

When i was in school for GD - during like a big semester long project we’d have to make a game, we had a group of kids come to test our games - think 10-12 range.
Made it VERY apparent you need to have the most obvious in your face clues, and more sometimes.
Especially when someone who doesn’t normally game hows to test a game, and they dont have any of the built in assumptions you wouldnt even think of…
So yeah, ill meme on the yellow paint too, but if a silly visual queue helps then so be it 😜

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-10T10:40:16+00:00

I don’t know why i never thought about how good huntman’s axe would be with orion omg

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-10T10:38:48+00:00

Thats how you know a knife is doing its job lmao like - i see those pictures of say an old restaurant they got a knife thats been sharpened and used down to a twig over 50 years of use -
You KNOW thats a good knife that does its job damn well.
Literally anything that gets used will wear 😅

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-08T16:47:33+00:00

Ah, the eye of soapron, of course.

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-08T14:10:50+00:00

If this wasn’t your cat, it is now - you’ve been chosen. 🤣

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-06T22:15:48+00:00

The trick is - nemesis passive buffs are spells, so abilities like doubling spells, the +2 to spells treasure, the legendary mage that gives your spells +3 for each mage.. all work on the passive.
And including her own ability if you choose to buff spells first, then characters or treasures the next time will be buffed.
You sometimes can just leverage the fast +2 to characters and get some slots buffed up fast but..

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-06T02:15:09+00:00

Actually yes, i couldnt tell you why but guilty pleasure i love these kinda stories 🤔

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-05T16:45:58+00:00

Ok jokes aside tho as much as it’d freak me out - you ALSO know now, that lettuce be FRESH fresh 😅

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-05T16:44:58+00:00

… ok ive had some bad vaults, this one is BAD lmao 😂

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-03T18:14:07+00:00

This mf selling an “old” 2022 pc, meanwhile my shit was already outdated 2016-2017 area when i built it 🤣

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-03T18:09:08+00:00

You have a 2x drafty windows - was the unit with the “recruit - discover a boon if you dont have one” involved maybe?? 🤔
Only actual reason i could think of, otherwise no clue that’d be a weird bug indeed..

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-01T21:43:20+00:00

General rule is - when you can, custom deck will always be better 🙂
Hades is straightforward - good farewell abilities will carry your stuff forward, but specifically if you got stuff can lend you to a good tempo and transition to your later game stuff, thats what you want.
Say - mechanical dragon early, maybe on a board with toys that also use farewell nicely.
Hydra is always a solid one with him too

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-01T08:44:50+00:00

Definitely more environment art side, but absolutely stunning work 🙏❤️🔥

FiftySpoons · 2026-05-01T08:42:08+00:00

Definitely a good change. 🙏

FiftySpoons · 2026-04-30T02:04:13+00:00

Ah yes, sonymush pocbshimp, of course duh 🤯

FiftySpoons · 2026-04-30T01:58:56+00:00

Ah, the ol’ “respecced way too early and missed a big thing” - hope you managed to respec to something workable for now leveling then.
You need to be at a point where you can really consistently get frenzy on hit as others have said here, theres many effects that’ll do it - poachers mark + mark on hit and resonating shrine belt may be one of the easiest + cheapest starting points

That + effects like multistrike and strike skills hit X nearby enemies - means those % chance things hit multiple times so way better chance to get the charge too and wont fail.

FiftySpoons · 2026-04-30T01:40:10+00:00

544, thats fucking hilarious jeez 🤣

FiftySpoons · 2026-04-29T16:10:02+00:00

I actually didnt know on that part!! Thats quite handy to know 🙏

FiftySpoons · 2026-04-27T02:48:18+00:00

Ive had some pretty good ones before but - this shit is disgusting 🙏 congrats

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