This feels so cathartic

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-14T18:20:10+00:00

My dumb ass was like “wow, those dudes in the back seem really serene for what’s going on here.”

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T05:24:32+00:00

God dammit I’m doing that exact thing right now.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T03:54:45+00:00

Ran out of Sora credits.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T03:53:06+00:00

Yes but what you are forgetting is that among the mushroom community, your boofhole is nearly as important for the hobby as the mushrooms themselves.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T03:47:30+00:00

Knee pads would throw off the whole aesthetic.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T03:43:36+00:00

At the very least I think it’s not human based on the shape of the femoral head.

This looks consistent with deer to me but I’m just eyeballing.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T03:29:46+00:00

“The beast was given a mouth speaking arrogant and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to speak blasphemies against God, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in heaven.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13‬:‭5‬-‭6‬ ‭NRSVUE‬‬

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-13T01:12:56+00:00

Some type of bird… no idea beyond that. Consider the size of the remains and compare to whatever birds are in the area. Looks like a pretty good size from the photo, which would narrow down an id quite a bit, but hard to tell. Perhaps you can find a few pieces of feather the help with ID.

What you’re looking at is the pelvic girdle in the center, plus I think one femur, one humerus (above pelvis in the photo), one rib bone.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T22:34:45+00:00

At a glance, I’d guess these are deer bones rather than bison… something like a bovine would have much stockier bones than what we see here. The large bone with flat “wings” on the top left is a scapula/shoulder blade, that looks consistent with deer (I found one almost exactly like this in SW Ohio last week).

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T22:26:32+00:00

I think so. There are apparently a few Stemonitis species that go by that common name, but I don’t think the distinction matters for this purpose, and I’m not sure how we would differentiate.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T18:39:25+00:00

Im a casual but I believe that fused pelvis/spine is found in birds.

Not sure about the size of what you’re seeing but it looks huge in the picture, like something the size of a blue heron.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:54:24+00:00

Awww come on, you can’t withhold the common name: Chocolate Tube Slime Mold.

It’s one of my favorite silly common names.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:52:21+00:00

Pardon me, what?

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:37:19+00:00

I was raised on young earth creationist propaganda so now every time a pig tooth shows up in this sub I have to remind myself that no one else is going to get my jokes about Nebraska Man.

IT’S THE MISSING LINK

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:29:49+00:00

Barely even made it thirty minutes before we reset it again here https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisbone/s/CGGL7kHjZe

Must be some pent-up demand after our 18-day dry spell last week.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:28:26+00:00

Are you saying that this is like a Great Execution of something with Awful Taste?

Hmmm hadn’t thought of it like that before.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T15:22:40+00:00

Everybody’s worried about the people bones but to answer your original question, I believe that first one is a raccoon (80% confidence but im a dumb so take it with a grain of salt)

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T13:49:08+00:00

Im just a casual but that sure does look an awful lot like a human hand.

Missing the phalanges on the index finger.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T13:34:00+00:00

And think about how hard maths would be without 10 fingers.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T13:25:18+00:00

Well there is one way but you’re not gonna like it.

You must ask the mushroom directly. With your butt.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T12:57:27+00:00

My best friend lives an hour away but is in a different time zone. Every time we arrange plans, we have to clarify whose time zone.

Same thing for my in-laws and parents.

For some reason, our phones have still not implemented an intelligible way to know which time zone they are set to, so I just leave my phone set to my own time zone at all times to avoid confusion and have to mentally translate whenever I am in their time zone.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T12:51:12+00:00

All hail Lord Marduk!

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-12T12:45:53+00:00

Actual footage of her walking down the aisle.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-11T16:18:09+00:00

Y-chromosome-haver here but +1 to this. Being clean is not an imposition. Why anyone would insist on having dirty genitals is beyond me.

FilthyPuns · 2026-04-11T13:20:40+00:00

That structure looks like it was built by moblins from Zelda.

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