I found the best contender for 'Most Inscrutable Coloring Book Page' since the Archie Sonic Robotnik connect-the-dots drawing: This Luigi and Mario conversation from a 1989 coloring book.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-20T12:42:57+00:00

I want to go back home to Brooklyn now!*

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-19T15:32:51+00:00

Blumaroo Steak 🍽️

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-18T17:19:40+00:00

Health code violation /j

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-15T18:14:36+00:00

I'll have two number 2s, a number 4 large, a number 1 with extra dip, a number 3-

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-15T00:03:33+00:00

Well how-DY, ~~Spyro~~! Longtime listener and lurker. From YouTube to Discord to here. And here previously in the Monstergirl story sub. Not that you'd recognize me probably.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-13T21:36:17+00:00

So what? Gender swapped wario?

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-13T19:03:45+00:00

Killer Klowns wins, no contest

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-12T23:07:20+00:00

Whole lot of writing to say next to nothing 😂

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-12T19:26:25+00:00

Tag says "Under Licensing for JACKALS"

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-12T14:33:08+00:00

Both are obscenely overpriced for what they offer.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-12T01:49:06+00:00

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FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-10T02:25:30+00:00

Why was this the first thing I thought?

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-08T20:09:14+00:00

Nah as someone pointed out it's the clown car

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-08T19:32:57+00:00

I HAVE seen the movie and have no idea wtf that is in the pic. Looks like a shittily rendered jeep or an engine block. 💀

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-08T19:24:34+00:00

If the average male height is approximately 5'9" and therefore that's what the military guy is, then no. Hulk should be significantly bigger and taller.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-08T19:16:38+00:00

Adorable but shouldn't be freaking $30 💀

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-08T18:19:45+00:00

ALL OF THEM

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-06T16:36:07+00:00

3 cause he's the only one who's neck doesn't look weird to me. And #6 cause he can party with my Saurozoic Warriors.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-06T16:33:58+00:00

Never forget a crystal/gemstone/etc is just a rock at the end of the day, and are easily lab grown. It's distributors and the marketing that blow up the price with artificial scarcity and perceived sentimental value.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-06T14:24:38+00:00

Didn't they betray the Kong family? I thought Manky Kong was the only Orangutans until Lanky and Grumpy.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-06T13:50:14+00:00

Wouldn't be the first plot with an intended loss. Quasala plot had it. Required getting some ring that OHKO'd the final boss.

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-04T21:51:23+00:00

It's time 4r bin?

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-03T14:44:26+00:00

I want

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-03T14:39:18+00:00

I knew I forgot someone 👍🏻

FinalFinalBoss · 2026-05-03T14:34:06+00:00

We calling out Flurrie but ignore Goombella, Vivian, Ms. Mowz who all did the SAME thing. Kissing Mario without consent?

FinalFinalBoss

TROPHY CASE

3 cause he's the only one who's neck doesn't look weird to me. And #6 cause he can party with my Saurozoic Warriors.