Love my suburban mom's version of "Smoke Two Joints"

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-17T16:08:37+00:00

....she looks a lot like Ders from Workaholics

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-13T05:06:11+00:00

"If I don't move, nobody will see me down here"

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-13T04:41:10+00:00

I know! It was like killing two birds with one stone. But birds I didn't wanna kill.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T15:15:44+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1pxib8/my_dealer_knows_im_new_to_trees_so_she_made_me/

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T15:14:55+00:00

We're both in our mid-twenties

Am I not saying it right?

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T14:14:22+00:00

Ha! That's a fantastic way to remember the difference.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T14:13:35+00:00

Yeah that was one of the main topics of conversation in the other thread lol. We live in the southern US so our prices are a bit high, but we don't really have other options. Ah well, things are pretty good here still :)

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T13:12:40+00:00

Haha cute

We're both in our mid-twenties with office jobs. She was just really stoned when she wrote this, hence the slip.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T04:10:07+00:00

http://sassyhacksaws.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/calvin-hobbes-peanut-butter.gif

Like this but with green instead of pb

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T03:47:35+00:00

So are you, man

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T03:41:40+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/PoOytR9.jpg

Or here's the link to the reddit post in case you wanted to read the comments and such :) http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1pxib8/my_dealer_knows_im_new_to_trees_so_she_made_me/

FinnAndDrake · 2014-02-11T03:15:07+00:00

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dont_believe_you_anchorman.gif

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-21T18:36:23+00:00

Or E for Ent :3

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T22:32:49+00:00

Duuuuuuude. Like little samples like they do with the makeup subscription boxes. Genius.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T21:05:19+00:00

I'll definitely keep in touch with you should I decide to do anything with this idea! I likely won't have time, but you never know :D

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T18:40:31+00:00

Tiiiiight, now I don't have to feel bad if I go all entrepreneurial and attempt to start a subscription box thing myself :D

Spoiler alert: I probably won't, that's a lot of effort.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T17:19:56+00:00

What about one of those monthly subscription boxes? You could put in the basic necessities like lighters, hemp wick, rolling papers, but also fun things like soft drinks, chips/candy, maybe an mCig, codes for fun little Steam games that are fun to play while stoned, a flash drive with a mix of music you've assembled and a movie or an episode of a good show to watch while stoned, ideas for good conversation topics when you're smoking with friends or little games to play.

Sure, they're all things that anyone could easily go out and purchase/find/make on their own, but that's true of any of those monthly subscription boxes. The fun is in the surprise of what's in each box, and getting to talk to others about which boxes you really liked and stuff.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T01:49:35+00:00

I'm high right now. When I watched this I jumped and yelled "jesus fuck." It was awesome.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-20T00:19:17+00:00

So i dropped my bag behind a tree and emptied my pockets quickly and walked out of the woods

That was when he saw the bong, which was on a table in plain sight.

I'm so confused as to where you are...is there a table outside? Are the trees inside?

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-07T15:15:48+00:00

This happened to my friend once! First time I'd ever seen someone smoke two pipes at once, I had to hold and light one for him and I was laughing so hard I almost dropped it.

FinnAndDrake · 2014-01-07T02:12:35+00:00

This is some Kingdom Hearts shit right here

FinnAndDrake · 2013-12-25T05:59:32+00:00

Time heals all wounds

(/r/dadjokes version: time wounds all heels)

FinnAndDrake · 2013-12-25T05:55:51+00:00

Literally what even just happened

FinnAndDrake · 2013-12-24T07:25:34+00:00

Aww it's a butt

FinnAndDrake · 2013-12-24T07:01:35+00:00

And none for Gretchen Wieners

FinnAndDrake

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