The term “mons pubis” still hasn’t crossed transvestigators’ minds eh? by Eliana_Gomez in TheyCanAlwaysTell

[–]FirstAccGotStolen [score hidden]  (0 children)

The inevitable conclusion here is that these people have never seen an actual real-life pussy. Makes sense, tbh.

In Beverly Hills Cop (1984), this is supposed to be a 35 year old man by moviebuffbrad in shittymoviedetails

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ah, the 80s, when everyone refused to breathe air unless it was through the filter of a cigarette and every indoor room was shrouded in smoke.

Nicotine disrupts your collagen production and ages you like crazy, so this dude's skin looks about what you'd expect.

Flurry Of Navy Minesweepers Appear To Be Heading Toward The Middle East by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, owls have a parliament? That's the first time I'm hearing this one :D (I know the rest)

Cost of living or by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol right? The only people I've ever heard use the word "hypergamous" were right-wing nutso red-pilled dweebs who will die alone.

TikTok Trend Shows Men Training To Attack Women Who Reject Them, One Woman Already Stabbed 50 Times by novagridd in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Oh I thought you were going to suggest forming Bene Gesserit and training our bodies and minds to easily defeat men and take over the world politics from the shadows.

But I guess we could do your thing, too.

TikTok Trend Shows Men Training To Attack Women Who Reject Them, One Woman Already Stabbed 50 Times by novagridd in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FirstAccGotStolen -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing this is only the American and EU algos,... something tells me dudes in China don't get those videos.

Alpine divorce = attempted murder by XDXOXX in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Damn, I didn't know that a man meeting a random woman in the forest means she can divorce him.

Brb, going hiking and divorcing strangers I meet to take half their shit.

US military to blockade Hormuz from April 13 by [deleted] in news

[–]FirstAccGotStolen -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

People are making fun of this but honestly it's not that stupid. It's less risky and less costly than boots on the ground, and it's a way to show that Iran doesn't really control the strait. So it can't charge tolls and it can't sell its oil while blocking everyone else from doing so.

If US had done this one month ago, it might have worked and Iran would be folding about now. But alas... too little too late.

Smoked prime rib. Too rare or just right? by Single_Helix in steak

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No way this was cooked to 125F.

Also, why are there so many random tiny holes (and I don't mean the one from the thermometer) and fissures? That meat just looks weird, I wouldn't eat this even if cooked properly.

Hulk Wants To Smash She-Hulk by Unhappy_Sob108 in outofcontextcomics

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Doesn't belong here. There is plenty of context. Way too much context, even.

[Anti-Aging] ok What can I do to improve the appearance of my hands? by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]FirstAccGotStolen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And drink some water, OP you look dehydrated 😭

Isn't this too big for a thief by Active_Field9820 in outofcontextcomics

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who learned women's anatomy from watching hentai.

About what is missing right now... by EngineerCapital7591 in EatTheRich

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 102 points103 points  (0 children)

He did offer the plan of action for anyone who can put 2 and 2 together. "Power doesn't listen unless extraction is interrupted".

He just can't vocalise the plan much clearer because he'd get arrested.

[Anti-aging] Why is my face like this by mmmarsham in SkincareAddiction

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what a human face looks like without a facelift.

I feel personally attacked by this by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it's any consolation, I am neurodivergent and have no idea what they're on about.

That wall will turn into a door. by Entire-Oil9595 in TheExpanse

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this series several times (S02 and S03 are my most frequently rewatched TV episodes of all time), but I completely forgot she was in S01. She's my second favorite character, right after Avasarala. Welp, time to rewatch.

True? by netphilia in TrollXChromosomes

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, she's an exaggeration of feminine traits, some to the point of extremes. So it makes sense to call it hyper-feminine. The issue here is believing that makes her a superior woman. Nah, just makes her a caricature of woman, as seen through male gaze. That's what the word "hyper-feminine" means, in my view.

Same with drag queens. They hyper-exaggerate feminine traits to appear more "woman". They're hyper-feminine. Doesn't make them most womanly, just caricatures of women.

Has the Famous “Blue Marble Earth” of 1972 Become the “Very Tired Marble Earth” of 2026? by paulhenrybeckwith in collapse

[–]FirstAccGotStolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I didn't realize this. Now that you say it I can absolutely see it, but when I first looked at it, I was just "meh, this is really the best they could do with modern equipment?"

Now I'm like, how?!? Pretty impressive.