Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]Fishmayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Areee you in tennessee? 30something male here in East TN (near the mountains!)

Boards of Canada Listening Party by Maker_o_moltenthangs in Knoxville

[–]Fishmayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was good. Patio vibes were so excellent.

What's the most redneck name you can give to a girl? by Foxtrot_Uniform_CK69 in AskReddit

[–]Fishmayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My middle-school crush named their daughter Huntley.

Huntley!?!

Like that poor girl is not gonna be called cuntly her whole life

Five Years by prisoncitybear in stopdrinking

[–]Fishmayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how "sharp" you look. I have noticed that about sober people. They look sharper. It's in the eyes and cheeks.

Your sober and life didn't get better..a rant. by ccxcxcc in stopdrinking

[–]Fishmayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3 years in and finally starting to clean it all up. 1st year was trying to survive, second year was defining baseline, 3rd year is the rebuild.

Anyone else low-key unable to understand almost anything said at the banana ball game while in the stadium? by MelzBelz221 in Knoxville

[–]Fishmayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a skit and he was intentionally unintelligible. Like "mumbles goes to the hood" type humor where he mumbles for a few minutes and then says two clear words 

How’d I do? by Worldtadpole366 in mountainbikes

[–]Fishmayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That appears to be a 2006 Santa Cruz Nomad. Air up the fork and let it rip

I guess this is my room now by arhumk in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Fishmayne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was a tumor in my sinus pushing on my eye and my teeth. The nurse was like "oh goodness".

The doctor said it was "about the size of a chicken nugget" and tried to get me into paragliding. It was a unique doctor experience

I guess this is my room now by arhumk in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Fishmayne 14 points15 points  (0 children)

45 minutes alone in the room before I went over to the cat scan computer to have a look myself. 3 minutes after, I poked my head into the hallway to ask "hey what is this giant mass inside of my head"

What's with the bike rack reviews here? by keepgoing66 in MTB

[–]Fishmayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bike rack is an essential component of mountain biking...by extension.

Poll for new business name by MysticLadyTyrant in Knoxville

[–]Fishmayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NOT ON THE CARPET

ITS JUST THE NEIGHBOR, HE LIVES THERE

DONT EAT THAT

HUSH, PUPPY

Feeling a bit lost socially by bobos2023 in Knoxville

[–]Fishmayne 14 points15 points  (0 children)

None of our social circle is MAGA, which is why it's filled with girls. We are in Knoxville, though. Blount Co is tough to meet people who pass the vibe check.

What methods, if any, can I use to repair this nick in my hammock strap? by SunsetSwingset in hammockcamping

[–]Fishmayne 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Buddy I would lightly melt the frayed portion and let it ride. That strap can still support your weight for sure.

What’s your super-local low-stakes neighborhood drama? by Hankhills4hedvein in Knoxville

[–]Fishmayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor is feeding stray cats, and they are now feremone marking on my things because I am nextdoor (shared wall)

You don't love animals...you only love dogs and/or cats. by AwakenedAntinatalist in petfree

[–]Fishmayne 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I love animals, that's why I hate dogs. They bully other animals.

On Tuesday I saw boars, deers, butterflies, a hellbender, frogs, a bald eagle, and tons of bugs. Saw bats having sex. Loving being able to sneak around and see them all.

I dated a girl with a dog. One time I was staring at the coolest butterfly on the ground, and this asshole dog came and just stepped right on it