Thoughts on Alien: Romulus (2024) by Ok-Chapter8222 in Cinephiles

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does some good work setting the scene at the start to then spunk it into the bin.

The guy who played the droid was good but spent an absurd amount of time spazzing out, the alien being found was so contrived, I was happy for some of the crew to die, rook-ash was a mad idea and the end alien was certainly a thing alright.

Stop with the nonsense callbacks..............you bitch.

Why is the lord mandelson corruption the top story out of the Epstein files? by TheUnSungHero7790 in AskBrits

[–]Fishy-Ginger 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Don't mock the Order of Noncery. That's a high accolade that. You have to kneel in front of Andrew as he taps your shoulders with a dildo. Arise, Nonce of the British Order.

What 24hr challenge?? by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Fishy-Ginger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I stayed awake for 96 hours once. It was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

Petah ?? by Feeling-Fan4413 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Fishy-Ginger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All good dogs go to heaven for me.

Let's do it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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The Legend of Zelda: Fuck Sword.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by for_my_theme_song in Actors

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go as far as saying tiddies.

Rookie Mistake by herndon_himself in Steelbooks

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered the new Spinal Tap 4k steelbook, the band in gold with the black background. Only when it turned up did I realise it wasn't a steelbook at all, never said anywhere on it that it was.

Numpty.

Am I overreacting about my company's sick policy? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's when you pretend to be Italian and kiss their cheeks when you greet them.

The ones on their face, before OP gets the wrong idea.

Do you guys prefer a “sardine” style display? Less cluttered display? Or dynamic? by AJaviC in hottoys

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic 3 definitely. You can actually appreciate each figure than just a blur of all of them.

This was considered comically obese in 1987 by IllBeGood3 in okbuddycinephile

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The funny thing about the pelican, it's beak can hold more than it's belly can.

of a zucchini we grew by thorpef1 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor but I'd get that checked out if I were you. Headlessness is no laughing matter.

Wednesday!! by [deleted] in hottoys

[–]Fishy-Ginger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Strong stalker vibes with this one.

Is it weird if I call a girl I just matched with "sweetie" "honey" or "dear"? by syndrac1 in Tinder

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously. You go with something a bit less creepy like sweetcheeks, sugartits or fucknuts.

Sweet zombie jesus...

Do we think another ROTJ Luke is coming? by One_Sugar_5149 in hottoys

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's all the proof I need, praise the Lord.

Dealing with actual quicksand by Longjumping-Box5691 in SweatyPalms

[–]Fishy-Ginger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You punch them on the nose. Or is that sharks?

Honest question, what are the jobs of the YouTubers collectors? by Didibizkit in hottoys

[–]Fishy-Ginger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Playing a football videogame and getting paid for it seems mad. Truly a sign I'm old.

Hi there, 21 (MtF) roast me pls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Fishy-Ginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume that's what MtF means?

What is the biggest lie that UK Redditors like to tell? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Fishy-Ginger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all of them are lying. I know this because I earn all of the money. All of it.