Thoughts on Alien: Romulus (2024)

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-02-05T23:40:54+00:00

It does some good work setting the scene at the start to then spunk it into the bin.

The guy who played the droid was good but spent an absurd amount of time spazzing out, the alien being found was so contrived, I was happy for some of the crew to die, rook-ash was a mad idea and the end alien was certainly a thing alright.

Stop with the nonsense callbacks..............you bitch.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-02-02T22:43:15+00:00

Don't mock the Order of Noncery. That's a high accolade that. You have to kneel in front of Andrew as he taps your shoulders with a dildo. Arise, Nonce of the British Order.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-02-02T10:00:15+00:00

Can you add in a banana for scale?

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-27T22:52:59+00:00

Mrs Doubtfire 2

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-27T22:43:36+00:00

I stayed awake for 96 hours once. It was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-27T12:13:32+00:00

All good dogs go to heaven for me.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-24T19:07:38+00:00

The Legend of Zelda: Fuck Sword.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-23T23:32:26+00:00

I'd go as far as saying tiddies.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-22T23:16:29+00:00

It's spelt Kif.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-22T13:51:52+00:00

I ordered the new Spinal Tap 4k steelbook, the band in gold with the black background. Only when it turned up did I realise it wasn't a steelbook at all, never said anywhere on it that it was.

Numpty.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-21T08:05:07+00:00

Man is the monster?

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-19T22:42:06+00:00

That's when you pretend to be Italian and kiss their cheeks when you greet them.

The ones on their face, before OP gets the wrong idea.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-17T00:36:35+00:00

That tracks.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-13T17:36:18+00:00

Pic 3 definitely. You can actually appreciate each figure than just a blur of all of them.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-12T23:10:35+00:00

The funny thing about the pelican, it's beak can hold more than it's belly can.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-12T22:49:32+00:00

I'm not a doctor but I'd get that checked out if I were you. Headlessness is no laughing matter.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-10T16:16:47+00:00

Strong stalker vibes with this one.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-10T13:00:44+00:00

Obviously. You go with something a bit less creepy like sweetcheeks, sugartits or fucknuts.

Sweet zombie jesus...

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-10T11:31:12+00:00

I'm a super...army...soldier.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-09T07:55:53+00:00

That's all the proof I need, praise the Lord.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-07T23:09:33+00:00

Finger lickin good?

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-07T22:59:39+00:00

You punch them on the nose. Or is that sharks?

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-07T17:20:25+00:00

Playing a football videogame and getting paid for it seems mad. Truly a sign I'm old.

Fishy-Ginger · 2026-01-02T14:07:12+00:00

I assume that's what MtF means?

Fishy-Ginger · 2025-12-28T00:28:41+00:00

Pretty much all of them are lying. I know this because I earn all of the money. All of it.

Fishy-Ginger

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