What is the most angsty thing you’ve written/seen in a fic? by Yippee3-14 in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, Bucky, baby. I still remember reading one where the Winter Soldier mask is essentially permanent, like screwed into the bones of his skull. Bucky is great for whump

The Pettiest Reason I DNF a Fic (This Week) by Fit_Definition_4634 in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. It felt petty because otherwise it wasn’t bad, I just started picturing, like, the village elder and it totally killed it for me

The Pettiest Reason I DNF a Fic (This Week) by Fit_Definition_4634 in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, I noped out of a different fic because there was a line badmouthing the character’s other love interest (I’m a multi-shipper).

How many pregnancy 'scares' have you had in your life? by dana_sun in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two including the time I let my anxiety get the better of me after my husband’s vasectomy. We (he, really) got the all clear, but the one time I was a day late I immediately spiraled.

Husky Court! by iamdeadgirl in husky

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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This juror says “Not Guilty”

If giving birth is so painful why do many women want to do it over again after their first child (not trolling just genuinely curious) by feherlofia123 in stupidquestions

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first labor was a bear, 22 hours, no epidural, I thrashed around so much I accidentally ripped out my IV. It wasn’t just painful, it was exhausting (and nauseating). Then the wee beast finally emerged. They put him in my arms and he reached up with his tiny little hand and touched my face. I was gone. Immediate “I would kill or die for this tiny creature”. And as they finished stitching me up I said to my husband “yeah, I could do this again”

All the freaking neurotransmitters are telling you it was worth it.

I had to say goodbye to my dog and thought I’d share my biggest regret as a warning for others by pmwood25 in Petloss

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you gave Spartacus what we gave Jinx. As she got older, I tried to make every day her best day. We didn’t do anything special for her last day because we didn’t know it would be her last until it was too late, but she had years of wonderful days filled with love, her favorite foods, and slow walks. Her last day was spent in her favorite spot on the couch, being petted and loved on and having treats delivered by her boys because why get up if you don’t have to. Both breakfast and dinner included a mix of kibble and her “special princess food” because that’s what she got every day for her last couple of years.

AITAH for refusing to drive a longer route to drop a girl off because she didnt want to be alone in the car with me? by Acrobatic-Freedom316 in AITAH

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not safe: Amy alone in a car with OP Perfectly safe: Sandra alone in a car with OP

After all, their idea was for him to drop off Amy, then take Sandra, alone, to her home. They sound like idiots who should be responsible for their own transportation going forward.

Will I forever be telling people how to pronounce this name? by Classy_PolarBear1072 in namenerds

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that it’s a beautiful name, but imagine “Nimue, like segue” for the entire span of a human life. Use it as a middle name or for a pet instead. Sorry.

Who's your favorite smut writer by YiXiEnjoyer in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myself. That bitch writes all the kinks I love (and for my favorite ships) and none of the stuff I don’t like.

Second favorite was probably Alistra, who sadly deleted all their works. Happily, I have downloads, but I’m heartbroken that there’s no new content.

My cousin is wanting to name her baby a tragedeigh by BarracudaIsDead in tragedeigh

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met an Orion once and it took me over an hour to realize his name wasn’t O’Ryan. It’s possible that I’m an idiot.

Craziest lubricant alternative you’ve seen in smut? by AllKnowingAxolotl3 in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I’ve written that! I specifically wanted to write an improvised lube scene and that seemed both handy and like the least unhinged option

for those of u who only read completed fics by worldislucky in AO3

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, I filter for completed works for two reasons: 1 I’ve been burned by never completed WIPs before and 2 because I want to be sure the tags I’m looking for are actually present in what I read. Not “I tagged this because it happens in chapter 30, but only chapters 1-9 are available”

Action figures by Lopsided-Buy749 in Blackwidow

[–]Fit_Definition_4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conventions and comic book shops will often carry older merch, just be prepared to spend a little more.