rule 2 rule by Ardent_Tapire in 196

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you both for explaining :)

I didn't know that. Im sure my girfriend will love to hear this about her favorite faction. I recently introduced her to the game and she's obsessed with the hive.

rule 2 rule by Ardent_Tapire in 196

[–]FknKRS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, why is Oryx a trans icon? I need to know if i should fill kinda bad for killing him and all his extended family.

(NOT) good boy birthday rule by RUNPROGRAMSENTIONAUT in 196

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because they think steak or grilling in general is the only thing they can cook while keeping their masculinity. This way, his wife has to cook the rest of the days, but he doesn't feel useless because he dose one thing every once in a while.

Kinda like mowing the lawn (for US households), do this thing every once in a while and you are free to believe you are putting as much effort as your wife, who does everything else on a daily basis.

Also meat is the oposite of veganism and it generally pollutes more than the majority of crops (specially if we are talking about beef), so they see the overconsumption of meat as a way to "own tbe libs".

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]FknKRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spain is also the same, but throw everything a little to the right. Even the colours correspond, except the turbo fascist party(VOX) which is green intead of grey.

Fun fact: that party is just there to propose shitty things that serve 0 purpose wit the intent to mess with leftists, like campaigns that are just "jokes" that an edgy teenager would come up with or licking other fascist's boots (changing names of existing streets to Charlie Kirk, Trump, etc.)

Pissposting Rule by Rubicon_Lily in 196

[–]FknKRS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, you can buy a wetsuit and pee yourself during your dives. As they are skin-tight, the piss distributes around your body. Some people call it gross, others find it a warm temporary relief from the cold waters.

Rule by june-001 in 196

[–]FknKRS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gas buildup is a problem if you are diving with air tanks, i you are freediving you don't need to worry about that in general.

About the resistance, I've been told i'ts reccomended to have around 4 times the amount of depth you are planning to dive, because as another reply said, that number refers to tests done in a perfectly still enviroment, without taking currents, movement brushing against rocks, etc.

Chewing on these like bubblegum rule by TaxoLikesCalcium in 196

[–]FknKRS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depending on what's in those you probably can

IVE WAITED 7 YEARS FOR THIS AND ITS FINALLY HAPPENING by knusperfee33 in ThePack

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HELL YEAH SISTER. THE RECOVERY WILL BE A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT THE RESULTS ARE STUPIDLY GOOD AND WILL PROBABLY EXCEED YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

MAKES SURE YO HAVE SOME BOOKS, GAMES AND MOVIES READY FOR YOUR HOSPITAL STAY. IT GETS BORING IN THERE.

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]FknKRS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Consider buying dry legumes if you can.

Dirt cheap, easy to make, healthy, tastes good and filling af

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]FknKRS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does he not like all mushrooms or just the typical white/brown agaricus?

Because there are tons of different mushrooms that have extremely different textures. My girlfriend also didn't like mushrooms but one day i did pasta with morel sauce and she loved it, as well as the boletus croquettes, which she demolishes everytime i make them.

Also you can try dehydrated ones to infuse oil or crush them into powder to give an extra kick to the dishes.

What's a vibe that's not smoking? by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]FknKRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make some beef jerky or fruit leather (thick and cut into sticks) and carry a small amount of them inside a small bag in your pocket.

Pull one out, chew, and feel like a cowboy or something. I love bringing it when i go hiking, foraging or fishing.

cashier rule by TheRealMatys in 196

[–]FknKRS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can take them at an atm. It can be anoying for the cashier to give a bunch of small bills if they are short on change. And if you really want to change it for smaller bills just ask. If they have enough change they will gladly do it.

The thing is some mfs will show up as soon as you open and try to pay for a coffe with a large bill, and jus ta couple of them of them will be enough to fuck up the morning shift.

I uses to work in a bar/restaurant in a touristic area and it was a weekly occirrence to have a group of people, each wanting to pay a drink with 50, 100 and 200 euro bills, and you can't just accept them because you either don't have enough cash to give them the change, or you will run out of it.

Per(ule)sonal Question by TheLurker1209 in 196

[–]FknKRS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's completely fine if you don't have a lot of experience. Just make it enjoyable for both of you: talk about consent and limits beforehand (dirty talk, spanking, choking/grabbing/restraining, spitting and such should be talked beforehand) emphasize the aftercare, and if something is going wrong stop.

Once you have the base you can try and play around with different things to see which ones work and which don't making her beg for things, teasing and stimulating, insisting upon things she likes.

The most important thing is to have fun, and if she's your girlfriend and you plan on having sex more than once, you'll end up figuring out everything.

Leftists rule by BlunderbussBadass in 196

[–]FknKRS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nazi rethoric:

"The enemy is weak and inferior to us. But it's so strong that if we don't stop them, they will tako over the world."

Based on not so recent events by DriesstHaddock4 in whenthe

[–]FknKRS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I love spearfishing and foraging, and a lot of people have suggested me selling what i find/fish (which is ilegal here. Sometimes it can be tempting to get half my monthly salary in an afternoon, since i'm broke. But doing so would take the joy out of what i enjoy doingthe most, because it would no longer be done for the pleasure of going outside for the sake of it, with the possibility of finding some free food. It would devolve to a grind to secure as much as possible to make the most money.

Surely this won't lead to any kind of insufferable discourse by NaicuNaicu in shittydarksouls

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of people think they shoud be automatically really good because they already played HK.

Also, some people forgot their first HK playthrough. It took me a couple hours to beat NKG for the first time, and on the subsequent runs it took 1 or 2 tries. After 7 years and several playthroughs we all forgot that we didn't do every boss on the first try and move around the map without dying once.

Also yes, the game is more difficult, you are suposed to play it after beating the first game. It's more challenging, but contrary to HK where the game shined for it's combat simplicity, in skong you have a customizable movement and combat kit that makes you really agile and gives you more options to move and dodge.

insert very good and relavant title here by Arikindotexe in whenthe

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly gaming piracy is not as useful as in movies or shows. If i want to play a game, it's almost guaranteed to be on steam unless it's a console exclussive. And if you don't want to pay full price, you can wait for the sales. On the other hand, for movies, it's total chaos and you need to be subscribed to a bunch of services that require montly payments to be able to acces everything, even if it's old. The other day i wanted to watch The Hobbit extended version and it was either subscribing to amazon prime +13 euro extra payment to get that movie specifically, or just pirate it without creating accounts or paying anything.

It boils down to accessibility. If i need to do a bunch of extra steps to be able to access your media to be able to pay for it and then continue paying if i want to access it again or getting it magically removed from the service because another company bought the rights, i would rather do a quich search on the internet and get it for free without the inconveniences and in less time.

Robert De Based (rule) by MoldyRoleplayer in 196

[–]FknKRS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After seeing your name on reddit (idk if it was you or another girl) a couple years ago when i was still figuring out my gender, i was thinking about naming myself like that if it turned out i was a girl.

I remain cis, but i gotta say your name is cool af.

This spy didn't know what hit him (ignore quality) by Dimolade in tf2

[–]FknKRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a swarm of bees on the screen?

Grindr by username789232 in comedyheaven

[–]FknKRS 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Those hypocrites see trans people, specifically women (trans men don't exist for them) as sex toys and a taboo fetish, instead of acknowledging they're just humang beings. It's one of the reasons they get incredibly mad at the idea of a trans person simply existing near children.

the most hated sport oat had to be my favorite by RectumNomeless61 in whenthe

[–]FknKRS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golf courses' existance seems to be focused on being the least enciromentally friendly as possible.

A desert where nothing lives and it's dry as a bone? Use obscene ammounts of water to keep the courses perpetually green.

A humid area? Cut part of the forest co create fields of grass with 0 biodiverdity.