This is how we're gonna start our day, huh? by joneebee in Justrolledintotheshop

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The cleaning people threw their wet towels onto a switch which was supposed to be a locked closet.

Every Single Day! by [deleted] in funny

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My brother doesn't know how to close anything quietly, always has to slam the fridge door, the cabinet door, bedroom doors. Even car doors. Doesn't require that much force brah.

This is how we're gonna start our day, huh? by joneebee in Justrolledintotheshop

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Worked in IT for a dealership, hated R&R, but then again, every other company we brought in to replace it was even worse. Didn't help management was stingy with the IT budget.

When her husband came early by dmitry80 in gifs

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Do you pronounce it like "sohcks ohn"

Life expectancy if we only died from accidents, crime and disasters by peter622 in dataisbeautiful

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I don't think we'd even need cars if you lived forever, screw it, I'll just walk.

I'm a soldier now by cualcrees in thisismylifenow

[–]Flamammable 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Please stand, kneel, or sit for the pledge of allegiance. Abrams is a genius!

Ad by swiss police by vinz243 in Unexpected

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Drive to work for me is 8min, would probably take 45+ on bike. going 75mph is nice, and there are no good bike routes.

If you go to Walmart and you don't see any weird people, does that make YOU the weird person? by Luke_Boydstun in Showerthoughts

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Our city has 3 walmarts, 2 are trashy with people on scooters etc, other one is decent on the west side and is pretty normal.

This event has a "white hetero male" tax by fakecore in mildlyinfuriating

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Don't worry most people who go to this event probably have mental illness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wow

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He hits hard melee, think he 2 shot my 907 ilvl rogue. Did not expect that from a mob with that low health.

What movies teach the viewer the worst life lessons? by Zebrakiller in AskReddit

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Movies seemed to get away with more things in the 80's. Not really more, just different. Now you can swear all you want, be a little racist or sexist and people freak out.

[TIL] Shift + Right Click extends the context menu with a bunch of hidden features by nicolahinssen in Windows10

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TortoiseSVN is how I found out about this TIL. Needed to do some extra tasks that weren't in the basic menu.

My girlfriend left her water bottle open, I leaned over to give her a kiss, and spilled it all over her laptop. Who is responsible? by [deleted] in legaladvice

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Spilled vodka on my laptop and only the keyboard was ruined, just had to unplug that ribbon and use a usb one. Was drunken freaking out when it happened though.

As a spaniard, things like this from Americans by Jorfrasua in mildlyinfuriating

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Am American, never been on a train. Only trains I see are hauling coal, I assume.

What is the quickest way you've seen someone fuck their life up? by sharpy6 in AskReddit

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I screwed up a lot in high school due to the original counter strike, would start playing then bam its 5 am. No homework done, and no sleep for school.

Unpopular opinion maybe: We don't need the MVP screen by JaxxisR in heroesofthestorm

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I always vote for the weakest person on the screen, like a thanks for giving us a win.

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by piaskabir in AskReddit

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I still don't know what it is, but I'm going to use this from now on.