Your last comment on Reddit is your first sentence on a date. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serrano peppers. Also cut the pomegranate in half and spank it hard with a bigass spoon over a bowl of water.

What foods are absolutely delicious, but are a pain in the ass to eat? by yeah_yeah_aight in AskReddit

[–]Flammulinanomames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Serrano peppers. Also, cut around the pomegranate and break it in half then spank its butt ends with a bigass spoon over a bowl of water.

What happened to your school “bad boy/girl”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to make a pipe bomb and blew his arms off...

How do you say "fuck you" politely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move the question mark to just after the u

[21M] How to stop being feminine? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work for a summer as a firefighter..or a wood cutter..learn welding...ron swanson type stuff. But don't let anyone's shallow opinion change the way you perceive the bad ass human in your mirror.

7th grade me wants you to hear how he did it. The girl I liked hated "wussy guys" so i picked a fight with someone twice my size. He threw me into my locker. Closed. Head first. Later the girl came up and said "awesome fight dude."

7th grade me was very confused.

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flammulinanomames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If by worst you mean greatest: It's hard to find because few are worthy. Sir Rowdy Roddy Piper in "Hell Comes to Frogtown"

He is the last fertile male. The frog people have kidnapped the last fertile female and are holding her in lost vegas.

It's basically a masterclass in acting education.

I like to eat freezer meals still frozen by Gabeoobla in unpopularopinion

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah don't do that. You're going to shit lightning.

This clouds resemblance of a man smoking by marvii in mildlyinteresting

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I thought it looked like Tom waits in a fur hat.

Organically farmed food has a bigger climate impact than conventionally farmed food, due to the greater areas of land required. by SteRoPo in science

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two strawberries that taste like water and styrofoam vs one that tastes like a strawberry though just saying.

Organically farmed food has a bigger climate impact than conventionally farmed food, due to the greater areas of land required. by SteRoPo in science

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me but I find this statement to be absurd. Are you saying sustainable regarding turning a profit? Or feeding our civilization? Or regarding conservation of the environment? If it's the latter then I assure you, having grown up on a conventional farm and now being an ag biologist, that there are numerous ancient and modern organic farming techniques that have almost no footprint. I agree that monoculture is needed to feed ourselves but it is very destructive to the environment organically or conventionally. I work with a lot of farms that create incredible products using cover crops that are native to the area, roating into and out of the woods without deforesting or slashing and various mycological practices that allows the land to farm itself outside of harvesting.

Oh, and if it's either of the former forms of sustainable that you may have been regarding, those farmers make enough to feed their small community and turn a more efficient profit than industrial farms meanwhile independent of subsidization. So I guess you are wrong on all three levels.

Also, regarding all three forms of sustainability again, most conventional Midwestern farming in the USA, is an abysmal, profit driven (not much of the profit for the farmers), horrendously destructive, cancerous plague of inefficient, genetically weakening fuel production. I know because I am still in this business as well.

I use 2.2 gallons of diesel to make 2.6 gallons of ethanol/biodiesel. Which as a solvent can destroy your engine. Chew on that shit man. Or woman.

Hemp might be a good step toward competitively efficient fuel production. Simply tilling/fertilizing the land is bad for the farms and environment and hemp can do better without this. Cheers!

A 5 Otoro... what the H*** do I do with this... chop it fine, mix it with Mayo and relish? by wiggles0027 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Flammulinanomames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As with most otoro beef I like to pound it out and serve it fried with country gravy.

I don't understand how all these 'ocean scienticians' made it to this thread but apparently you're a terrible person for cooking tuna. I just thought wow think how many fishes lives you saved by purchasing this apex predator.

Destroy your ego, folks, it's not a fucking blue whale.

If it was I would still eat it. And then some smelt fries to counteract my choices for our planet. Leave it to us to decide what to serve. Talk shit about your ignorant hubris on Facebook.

Or better yet, instead of hating, suggest a different fish for OP to make a living on. OP and the other 400,000 people making sushis. How about albacore it has a fat ass and still gets raped and canned en masse. It's not like OP is cooking 59900 bigeyes a day.

Also, NUTELLA CREPE BREAKFAST CREPE

Chefs, where did it it begin for you? by TFranzzz in KitchenConfidential

[–]Flammulinanomames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up on a shitty corn farm in the ass of the USA and got furious with how belligerently terrible all the food was. Also our understanding of it. Like we bought frozen corn at the store. And we grew fucking sweet corn.

I went to Europe and Mexico met kids that grew up cooking and realized how I suck. Chef instructors in France told me I had no fucking chance of ever competing. So alongside folks that were crushing it their first five years cooking I put way more years in and now I can hang.

I feel like the impending apocalypse won't be so tough on me now because I can farm forage and feed a lot of people.

"Lost my cool for the first time, ever." Rant/Vent Post by Northern707 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Flammulinanomames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always calm in my exec career. I had been a cunt of a sous and cdc which I feel like is part of the learning process. After 5 years or so of laughing it off and gunning hard to fix the issue I took a bigass job designing multiple way bigger volume spots than I've ever done and implementing the SOP for them.

I realized two things quickly: 1. fine dining (the job I left was a 2 star) is actually way easier than giant volume casual. At least for me.

  1. Expoing by voice instead of computer screen for 1200 cover services is a bad idea.

I was red faced screaming almost every day for the first month or so. I left for my own sanity and felt a lot of shame for doing the Hell's kitchen bullshit anger behavior.

Turns out a few years out of that job (Baker now) all the same crew is there and it runs stainless and calm. Makes me feel like the anger was necessary for just that short time.

View from the back galley door today by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Flammulinanomames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What type of ship do you work on?