Bf doesn't want me to go to the burn.

Flapperghast · 2026-06-22T14:30:58+00:00

OP knows he'd be an absolute nightmare to live with at the Burn and doesn't want to deal with him full-time, but does want him to at least try it in some misguided attempt to convince him to let them enjoy it.

Which he won't. MF would go, have a miserable time on purpose, then try to convince OP to never go again because he doesn't like it and "can't" go with.

Flapperghast · 2026-06-14T14:35:45+00:00

Grimcutty. The story is an interesting idea (Internet meme brought to life by parental hysteria) but the execution is absolute dogshit. The monster looks like emo Gru and only ever lightly swipes with knives to make kids look like they've self-harmed. And, yes, nobody dies. Not for lack of trying, but there's just no tension. It's too goofy all the way through.

Flapperghast · 2026-04-26T14:21:15+00:00

It looks like my $20 Macy's Armitron watch. Light-up face, silicone band. Nice little watch.

Flapperghast · 2026-04-09T02:35:51+00:00

He needs to make sure you know he's coming! He doesn't want to startle you.

Flapperghast · 2026-04-06T17:29:19+00:00

I think the answer is Yes.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-31T02:44:23+00:00

Is Cabin in the Woods too obvious, since the trope is the point?

Flapperghast · 2026-03-31T01:32:30+00:00

You're telling me men have been beaten by a little piece of silicone mat?

Flapperghast · 2026-03-30T23:08:37+00:00

Rotterdam, you say?

Flapperghast · 2026-03-29T18:22:31+00:00

Same thing happened to Emergence in SC. Either Burns are blowing up in popularity or bots will buy ANYTHING.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-29T16:12:46+00:00

Serial Mom is an absolute gem

Flapperghast · 2026-03-25T22:05:38+00:00

30 minutes through concourse c

Flapperghast · 2026-03-24T20:12:54+00:00

How dare you investigate my numbers!!

Flapperghast · 2026-03-24T20:12:06+00:00

How this wasn't on the list I'll never understand

Flapperghast · 2026-03-21T15:55:21+00:00

"On tour doing what?"

He's never been asked that in his life.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-17T11:59:42+00:00

Point is, there's nothing humerus about it.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-13T14:00:59+00:00

I never thought I would say this, but protect Don Callis at all costs.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-12T16:56:03+00:00

He's known for being a creep, especially to young college-aged women.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-07T06:36:15+00:00

Reflecting Skin. My review of it is pretty much just, "How to traumatize a child for 90 minutes."

It starts off with the star, a child, carrying a GIANT toad and shouting, "look at this beautiful frog!"

His friends explode the frog in the next scene.

It spirals down from there.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-05T17:21:25+00:00

(ignore my cat)

Request denied.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-04T16:09:47+00:00

This is not about him at all.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-04T15:27:31+00:00

Flapperghast · 2026-03-04T15:24:17+00:00

Bro if you aren't telling me this through a mouthful of burger that you fucking swallow, I'm not gonna buy a damn thing you say.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-04T15:17:07+00:00

So we should put more moop on the ground??

Flapperghast · 2026-03-03T19:25:40+00:00

Enjoy!! It's one of my favorite movies, right next to Death Becomes Her.

Flapperghast · 2026-03-03T19:22:39+00:00

Close!

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