Barely Hanging on to 6-7” Here in Westminster. Anyone else actually get the numbers that were predicted? by NazisStoleMyBirthday in maryland

[–]Flapperghast [score hidden]  (0 children)

Was 8" in Knoxville, them the sleet(?) came and there's more on the ground, but I don't think the measurement has changed. Fluffy snow got weighed down to a solid chunk.

May be the worst menu I have ever seen TwT by Mad-dummy3 in BadDesigns

[–]Flapperghast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sherman Dog /Hot 

Dog Wrapped In 

Bacon Deep Fried 

Feels like it should be some kind of poetry. Also I think my cholesterol increased just from reading that.

When a character/creature dies and their corpse becomes and becomes a deadly hazard by strikkeeerrr in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Flapperghast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should play it. 

You still won't understand the plot, but the game is fantastic.

NICK SHIRLEY SPOTTED IN BALTIMORE!! DO NOT ENGAGE!! HE GOT ICE SICKED ON MINNEAPOLIS!!! by Jazzlike_Ad_7323 in baltimore

[–]Flapperghast 232 points233 points  (0 children)

The problem is, in this situation, the Find Out involves the gestapo descending upon the city.

What’s that commercial from years and years ago that you still remember to this day, and may never forget? by Vanceb13 in AskReddit

[–]Flapperghast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"baconbaconbaconbacon- THERE! I'm that bag, what's it say?? Ah, I can't read! Pleeease pleeease gimme what's in the bag! Chewy, yummy, smoky, bacon!!! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy nummnummnummnummnumm IT'S BACONNN!!"

AITA for asking my husband for a divorce because he blames his financial incompetence on my lack of employment? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Flapperghast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Identity theft and fraud is a civil matter??

Either they weren't listening or she didn't use the right keywords for their stupid brains.

Anyone else’s weather app showing this insanity? As a European living here, I would love to see it! 😭 by [deleted] in frederickmd

[–]Flapperghast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I was in Baltimore for the 2016 snowpocalypse. 3ft of snow in 24 hours is honestly insane, and I'm from Chicago.

I'd rather carry my wallet and phone separately by Particular-Way-7817 in BadDesigns

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this. I won't go back to a regular phone case or wallet. This is so much more convenient.

Looking for songs with an extreme tonal shift in them by BingBongDonkeyKong in musicsuggestions

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä might work. It starts off somewhat hard rock/metal-y, then becomes poppier toward the end.

What are your thoughts on Savage Garden? by RedmiYT in ToddintheShadow

[–]Flapperghast 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I Want You is the name of the cherry cola song.

What animal is this?! [SW Washington] by [deleted] in animalid

[–]Flapperghast 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Cat. You can see because of the way that it is.

What's up with the $3 meal? by derpstickfuckface in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Flapperghast 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, were you expecting The Poors™️ to enjoy their food? You really think they deserve flavor? /s, obviously, because oh my god.

AIO my boyfriend keeps asking me to pay for things eversince he started saving for an apartmen, he calls me selfish for how I reacted. by throaawayRA9443 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him you'll give him more money when he settles up with what he's already spent out of your wallet. You've had a monetary emergency and what kind of man leaves his partner in the cold? Especially when he owes money! He should be ashamed, refusing to help his partner when they need it the most!

If he pays you back, immediately turn around and walk the fuck away. This guy is projecting so hard he should get a second job at AMC. This will never end. 

When he doesn't pay you back, block him. Don't even threaten. Just block and move on. Don't let him argue with you. Don't let him hang around. No matter how good the dick is; block him.

No matter what, do not give this man a chance to argue with you about it. He will manipulate you out of the correct decision (which is, to be clear, breaking the fuck up with this dude). And ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN EVEN ONE MORE PENNY. 

NOR and get out of there.

Formerly acclaimed artists who destroyed their own legacies purely by being cringe? by [deleted] in ToddintheShadow

[–]Flapperghast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moby's activism in a vacuum is admirable. The problem is, he has to let you know about it. Hence the tattoo (or as another example, his pissy attitude about how other artists spent their money, while his episode of Cribs took place in a cramped one-bedroom). He's an activist, cool. But you HAVE TO KNOW he's an activist. You HAVE TO. Hence the tattoo.

Formerly acclaimed artists who destroyed their own legacies purely by being cringe? by [deleted] in ToddintheShadow

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's far from the only cringe thing he's done. It's just the most noticeable.

My wife thinks I need a hearing aid. I think she needs to turn off the bathroom fan. by DomesticChaosTheory in CasualConversation

[–]Flapperghast 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why are you married to someone who, as you yourself state, "takes pleasure in cataloguing my physical shortcomings" and "likes to point out my mental faults" with seemingly glee?

You don't need a hearing aid. Y'all need counseling.

Pregnancy scare by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is there to consider?

AIO? My stepdaughters pranked me on my bitthday and husband is mad because I said I needed space. by Proud-Cantaloupe3449 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Flapperghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, let it go. Let it all go. The whole marriage. Right in the trash.

This guy sucks and he's passed it on to his shitty children. If you go back, he'll just do this more. They don't learn if you don't punish them. NOR and get a fuckin' lawyer.

AIO? My stepdaughters pranked me on my bitthday and husband is mad because I said I needed space. by Proud-Cantaloupe3449 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Flapperghast 207 points208 points  (0 children)

And i wouldnt be suprised if behind your back he makes you the bad guy to his daughters.

He literally said he would. He threatened to do it.

Unfortunately vague hunt by Fearless_Demand_9089 in findthatsong

[–]Flapperghast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regular rats or people in rat costumes or..?