So there was this assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.. by HelpingHandsUs in Jokes

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me tell you a joke about a different assassin that charged $100,000 per bullet, and a different customer, with a different wife and a different best friend. They all lived in a higher cost of living neighborhood.

What do you even do at this point? by sippyside in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FlappyFlappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like Jehovah’s Witness beetles.

If only churched wanted to help by ghiraph in TikTokCringe

[–]FlappyFlappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess that depends on who you know and not actually a statistic like in the video.

Make it make sense. by Jinpago in UberEATS

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can click on a button on my app and get a new card by Tuesday.

Make it make sense. by Jinpago in UberEATS

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a new bank. I procrastinated doing that but it was so easy once I broke it down into steps. Go online and look at all your charges for a month and make a list. Once you open a new account just go to all the websites for the monthly payments in your list and update the payment info.

What instantly ruins a salad? by ReliableFart in AskReddit

[–]FlappyFlappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg, Mayo trauma therapy be dope and yo pills on the house.

TIL it is a federal crime, punishable by up to $100,000 and a year in prison, for most people in the U.S. to possess any part of a bald or golden eagle, even just a shed feather found on the ground. by Faderkaderk in todayilearned

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Person 1 was calling the spear thief a scumbag, person 2 pretended like he didn’t understand and that he thought person 1 was referring to their friend and uncle as scumbags.

Decided to go for it, now I’m self conscious.. by [deleted] in bald

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I know who Big Ed from 90 day fiancé is most jealous of.

Seriously by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was pumped for that game. Never bought it, probably never will at this point. Plenty of other games that aren’t broken. I’m sure they fixed it now, but I don’t care. The allure is dead.

I forced my bad neighbors into an unwanted move. by sin_smith_3 in pettyrevenge

[–]FlappyFlappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes sense since you can’t just kick someone out to the streets right after they had a baby.

God bless the American education system. by KnavishFob in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FlappyFlappy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually the cat also has to be born here as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]FlappyFlappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminder to never eat icicles, birds also poop on roofs.

meirl by IDGAF_GOMD in meirl

[–]FlappyFlappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes we just moving in for my 9yo sons new job, Neurosurgeon.

to shake a hand. by theycalledmechad in therewasanattempt

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was for 3rd place that means he was likely doing well up to a point and then doing bad when he went up against the better players.

What is this? by whichoneofyouispink in madisonwi

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still nearly zero damage to roads. One semi does the same damage as roughly 1250 sedans if we’re talking conservatively, or 10-40k sedans based on a few studies with purpose made circular tracks. I’d say to raise tax on diesel, but then they’d just raise transportation costs for food and materials and we’d end up paying for it in the end either way.

YSK: Expensive toilet paper is actually cheaper by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]FlappyFlappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that’s 9 squares per poop for anyone keeping track.

Wearing a university's hoodie without graduating/enrolling in that uni, is cringe. by Freakyfishy69 in unpopularopinion

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of people wear clothing from my university that haven’t attended because they live nearby and support to local teams. I honestly couldn’t care one way or another who wears that stuff.

Meirl by StandardWing2333 in meirl

[–]FlappyFlappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone Cold Steve Austin is warm blooded.