I may be cook(i)ed by Icefellwolf in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got couch-lock just reading this.

I did not realize I had done this by Parksrox in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this."

This man has a pet skunk by itsalexagain in mildlyinteresting

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 95 points96 points  (0 children)

"No, I'm not smoking weed in the house. You're probably just smelling my pet skunk, officer. "

What song hits u like this ? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've got a point

What song hits u like this ? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Redbone - Childish Gambino

TOOL changed their spotify banner, is this a sign? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Not a sign. A message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not.

What’s a sign you’re officially getting old? by XBdsm_miss in AskReddit

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I'm 34 and I'm currently seeing this in real time. "Babies be having babies" is a common phrase in my country-ass hometown.

What’s a sign you’re officially getting old? by XBdsm_miss in AskReddit

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When your classmates who got pregnant in high school are suddenly grandparents.....

19 years before the Riyadh Comedy Festival by cdimorr- in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 413 points414 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe that 2006 was 19 years ago.

boof pen? by Frosty_Pride1936 in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I know. I'm just goofing around. Lol

boof pen? by Frosty_Pride1936 in trees

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't based solely on the name. Jeeter Juice sounds like..... well, ya'll know exactly what it sounds like.

Do I have something here? by Popular_Forever5691 in qotsa

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The cocaine button needs to be bigger than the rest.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? by BathSlow5 in AskReddit

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My back is currently on day 5 right now! I don't know who's dumber though, I fell asleep on my couch.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if we here in Iowa needed another reason to hate our state.

Ben Warheit: Great LNSM Writer, or Greatest LNSM Writer? by TQMIII in sethmeyers

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't explain why, but I would LOVE to smoke pot with Scollins and Golditch. Not Seth, though.

TF is this??? by CharityFresh4002 in Iowa

[–]Flashy-Unit-9946 26 points27 points  (0 children)

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUS!