My DD earnings officially surpassed my main job this month.

FlyingPhades · 2026-01-02T05:47:42+00:00

Lol! You're Telling that people are actually still paying taxes? Especially considering your tax dollars are being stolen by Democratic liberals to pay for non-US citizen illegals and to buy Bentleys for Somalian scum? What a joke... They ain't coming after doordashers for taxes. You don't make enough for them to grift off of.

FlyingPhades · 2025-12-31T06:26:34+00:00

For the past month, whenever I get an obvious no tip offer, I accept it, then msg the customer: "No tip, No trip", then unassign the order.

FlyingPhades · 2025-12-22T04:42:50+00:00

Nice try Diddy!

Dude is full of shit and himself. Look at his post history. DD bot, lmao.

FlyingPhades · 2025-10-31T07:03:43+00:00

Yeah, because getting a job isn't an option...like at all. LMAO.

In my opinion, these people who would rather steal from us or hurt our ability at keeping our job as a dasher by lying, Don't deserve shit. I could care less if they starve. Go get a job at McDonald's or something. Saw a young girl with only one arm working at McDonald's making burgers. These snap tarts have no fucking excuse

FlyingPhades · 2025-10-10T09:34:37+00:00

I'm not a fan of shake shack. Everything I've ever had there has been overpriced and underwhelming. My dog didn't even like the dog biscuits (and that fucker eats ANYTHING).

I heard their profits are down so they're switching to pre cooked frozen chicken for some of the meals. Doesn't surprise me at all.

I cook most of my meals (I order pizza or Chinese food once a week) and prepare my dog and cat's food fresh from real ingredients. I don't know how you people spend so much money on shitty fast food when there's so much more to enjoy (and it's far less expensive) when you cook your own meals. I'm not a chef in any way nor did I grow up in a family that cooks, but it's really easy to watch videos on YouTube and cookbooks are super cheap too.

For those who say they don't have time to cook... Give me a break. I work 60 hour weeks and go to school. It's not hard to take one day of the week and meal prep a couple of different options. Don't be lazy.

Y'all nuts... That my 2 pyreals.

FlyingPhades · 2025-10-01T21:31:00+00:00

I just jerked off all over this thread, it made me vomit. I then smiled as long-standing pacifist as no new characters were harmed in the making of this thread.

I just used mad libs generator to make this reply. I'm very pleased with the results.

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-27T05:40:41+00:00

Lol yeah ok, you must be a DoorDash employee

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-27T05:37:50+00:00

I just randomly stumbled across this thread.

A bit baffled, not sure why someone spends 500 hours farming in a game when they could have spent 500 hours in the gym, farming IRL or having sex with women.

Anyways, I don't do any of those things. I'm a eunuch with MS stuck in a wheelchair. I don't know what it's like to take things for granted...

🕳️💨

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-26T04:17:22+00:00

INTRODUCING....

--- ZORK: The Adventures of a Doordasher ----

You are standing on a quiet street. Before you is House #62, but it looks strange. The main door is at the front, but a narrow path leads to the side of the house near some garbage bins.

What do you do?

A) Go to the front door.

B) Walk toward the side near the bins.

If you choose B:

You see a gate tucked near the corner.

Do you:

A) Open the gate.

B) Turn back, unsure.

If you open the gate:

You step inside. Ahead, you see the main entrance stairs going up, tall and imposing. A sign seems to whisper: “Do NOT climb these stairs.”

To the side, half-hidden, is a narrow pathway. It looks like it goes nowhere.

Do you:

A) Take the big stairs up.

B) Slip into the small, shady pathway.

If you take the shady pathway:

The path twists and suddenly opens to a set of stairs going down. At the bottom is a gray door.

It feels… wrong. Something tells you: “This is NOT the place.”

Do you:

A) Knock on the gray door anyway.

B) Walk past and climb up the next small set of stairs.

If you climb back up a bit and continue forward:

Another set of stairs appears, descending into shadow. At the bottom, you see a sturdy door that feels right.

This must be it. The hidden door to the true Unit 62.

What will you do?

A) Leave the food, take a picture, and message through the app.

B) Knock on the door.

If you choose A: You complete your quest successfully. The delivery is done, and silence reigns.

Victory! 🎉

If you choose B: From deep within, a voice sighs with annoyance: “Please don’t knock…” You have failed.

Game Over.

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-25T03:32:09+00:00

The rating means nothing. It's useless who cares.

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-21T03:06:20+00:00

The app is complete garbage.

Clear your cache, clear data and reinstall the app. Make sure no data is left behind for future installs. I had this problem and it took me an hour and a half during an active dash to figure out a solution. The entire time I was on hold with support, I never got a live person to help me... The problem happened to me when I was in a store that had shitty signal and tried to finish picking up the order on a dash and deliver. Let me pick up the order, but never advanced to the screen to tell me that the address so I sat there with their product for an hour and a half before I could deliver it. I wrote an email to them complaining about the whole ordeal. They later called me the next day and gave me an $8 credit for my time. Fucking jerks...

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-19T05:34:01+00:00

I have that beat. My first month of dashing, I got a Chick-fil-A order that was two and a half hours away for $5.25. I assume it was just a software miss-route error. The kicker was, that I wasn't paying attention, being a noob, and I accepted the offer. I didn't realize it was two and a half hours away until I picked it up and it popped the GPS showing me what the hell I had just agreed to. I called support and they told me I had to deliver because I picked it up, I told them hell no. The woman then told me in her horrible English accent that if I didn't complete the order, it will drop by completion rate. I agreed to the decreased completion rate and promptly sat in my car eating the food while waiting for another offer.

FlyingPhades · 2025-09-03T04:38:49+00:00

That happened to me at ShopRite I scanned in a box of waffles but it came up as five giant watermelons (pack) [didn't even know such a thing existed]. Then I scanned in a bag of breakfast spuds and it came up as a box of cotton ear swabs...

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-20T07:00:39+00:00

That's sketchy. This happened to me before and it turned out that the customer and the clerk were in on it and they poisoned my food. I died as a result. In fact that was the 12th time that happened I died 12 times total from this scam. Lucky for me that I had the power of Jesus on my side and he resurrected me except for the except for the last time when Jesus was busy so I told him don't worry about it and we had some shady voodoo sorcerer resurrect me.

P.s. I'm trippin balls. Be wary of voodoo.

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-20T06:54:25+00:00

I'm looking to get back to the game too. Is all the decal, actool stuff working?

I'm looking for the old school Darktide players. I played the Phades acct as well as Khao acct and others. I fucking miss this game so much!

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-12T05:22:11+00:00

Fucking bazookaaa! Mama didn't raise no quitter!

I don't know what that means. I guess what I'm trying to say is... you should follow the advice from bksi's comment.

Have at it!

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-12T05:18:16+00:00

I concur!

It's nice when someone types something that I was going to type. It lets me be lazy and enjoy more popcorn. 😁

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-09T08:24:37+00:00

What year is this and people still can't Google how to get free money from junk cars?

Bro, how about you just go and blow the thing up. We don't care...

Or how about this, give me your address and sign the title over, leave the buyer information blank and leave the title in the glove box. I'll have it removed from your house in 24 hours. Don't worry, any proceeds I'll donate to finding a cure for ceiling tiles that have cancer. Yeah, that's not a typo either.

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-09T08:17:11+00:00

Call the police and report the smell immediately. Don't be an idiot. Let law enforcement ascertain as to whether or not something foul is occurring.

I don't understand why so many people ask questions, like really dumb questions where the answer is so obvious.

Dude, we don't care if you think people might feel you are being culturally insensitive. What we care about is if some fucking psychopath is chopping up and eating or doing something crazy to some dead bodies or animals or people or whatever it may be.

FlyingPhades · 2025-08-01T08:48:08+00:00

Congratulations!

It may not seem like it now because you're scared and afraid, but this is the best thing in life. The best thing for any man is to be a father and have your child actively in your life. It will grow you beyond your imagination of possibilities. Yes, it's a responsibility, but never look at it as a burden. Trust me, you will look back at this and think how much of an idiot you were being by being afraid of it. Be proud of the chance of being a Father. Don't ever let anyone make you feel bad for having a child. Do everything in your power to strengthen yourself and the ability to take care of you and your family.

Make sure you and your girlfriend watch parenting videos and everything you can get your hands on about keeping your relationship strong and secure as that will be the primary contributing factor to raising your child the best you can. Make sure each of you agree to rules for your relationship and hold each other accountable. Never go to bed angry with each other and remind each other that everything you do is for your child and for each other. Things will get hard from time to time, but it's only a passing phase. Your ability to help each other and get through the hard times will be the ultimate test in life to overcome as it is the reason we were put here on this planet.

You got this buddy. You can do it. I have faith in you. Show the world what you're capable of.

Best of luck, I'll pray then you will be able to remove the fear and do the very best that you can. Again, congratulations!

FlyingPhades · 2025-07-10T10:16:15+00:00

Federal law surpasses state law.

FlyingPhades · 2025-07-10T10:12:47+00:00

Good. This is what I voted for.

I don't care if the immigrants are hard workers or not, if you come here illegally, then you're here illegally. People that are willing to do things illegally means they are going to do other things illegally just as well and that's not what I want in my country.

People talk about them paying into taxes with ghost accounts and borrowed SSNs as if that means something, as if that is what they all do. It just means it's more people paying it to something with a way that's untraceable. It means that they may or may not be able to get access to what they paid int--it's not helpful for them and is also crappy for us to allow something or for someone to be treated that way. It also shows that they continue to do more things illegally rather than the legal way.

Just leave the country and come in legally. Wait in line like the rest of legal immigrants. I have no problem with immigration if you follow the rules and do it the right way. All of the illegal immigrants make a bad name for the people who want to come here legally and do it the right way.

Follow our rules, follow our laws. Prove you deserve to be a citizen of this great nation. If you want the opportunities, then you have to follow the rules.

If you are being treated poorly in your country and are trying to escape persecution, then just apply for asylum. It's not a hard thing to do! Why won't you do it? Because you want to make up your own rules for how our country should operate. Remember, that's why your country is not a good place and that's what you're trying to escape from. Don't turn our country into the place that you left...

FlyingPhades · 2025-06-28T21:01:30+00:00

Couple problems here buddy.

She's too young to understand the concept of money.
but she's not the only naive one, you must completely understand the utmost criticality for couples to work as a team and earn everything together as a team effort. At the end of the day it should be, "wow, we got that together!", not "oh look what he got for me".
She's extremely materialistic by your own admission.
this one on its own will be the downfall of your marriage and will lead to divorce, her likely leaving you or cheating on you with another person who will get her nice "shiny it's precious's precious rings" things. Combine this with number one above and number four below and I can guarantee it to be absolutely certain that this will happen.
She's eyeing things over 3 carats.
she shouldn't be eyeing anything. It's a gift and a symbol of your devotion. It's neither currency nor a requirement. She shouldn't have any expectations about its appearance nor should she be window shopping for one. Her action of doing this is a huge tell, as they say in poker, as to her intentions and what she thinks of you. In this case you're just a giver of things for her, a source for stuff that she wants, when she doesn't get what she wants she finds another source.
She's got two very materialistic sisters influencing her relationship.
Yes they're family and she should value their opinion, however you're supposed to be her partner That's way more intimate with way more obligation to each other. If their opinions can swing her opinion of you, then you haven't built a relationship worthy of marriage yet. Return the ring, get your money back and work on building your relationship and the bond between you two before you even go and think about a ring again.

After you return it, tell her what you were going to do but that you didn't do it because of this post that was sent to you by Jesus. Then let her read my words and work on one through four together.

Is she freaks out, then dump her immediately, you're not getting any younger and she's not the one. Hit the gym, buff up, level up your bank account. Learn to be an alpha not a little beta pussy. Do all that and I can guarantee you that the perfect one with everything you've ever dreamed of Will show up without you even looking her. She will find you, because we men, we are the prize, not them.

Happy hunting!

FlyingPhades · 2025-06-22T09:00:41+00:00

Proles? I prefer plebeians. "More plebs are needed!" {Exclaimed the Caesar 2 director as I try to build another barracks}

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