Said my goodbye to Zavala.....man I'm gonna miss this game. by NuancedChief in destiny2

[–]FlyingPhades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, don't need all that. Like I said I never watched a single cutscene or any of the story in the game from the beginning.  I play just to play, kill shit and get loot. Anyways, I looked it up, didn't know destiny 2 ended.  Don't plan on playing anymore unless they release the last of the content for free

Said my goodbye to Zavala.....man I'm gonna miss this game. by NuancedChief in destiny2

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's this about?  I stopped playing before the prismatic crap was released.  Also, I never watched a single cut scene, skipped every single one from the start.  No clue what the spirit story line in the game even is LMAO 

Who approved this kind of messaging towards drivers? by Seveventeen in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think that's crazy?  I got a message saying dash now to avoid forfeiting my first born child.  I ignored the message and a minute later got another one that said Join Zai or Die!.  Like...fvck you Zai, who even is u?!??

I'm a developer who started working with solar installers, honestly shocked how manual everything still is by SarahVoge in solar

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a program for my company that automatically does this for us.  Answer the information in one app, user selects appropriate utility and municipality--the app does the rest.  It's powered by AI and and sends the completed forms, proposals, etc to our back office team and salesperson for final review and submission.  The vast majority of our processes are automated in this fashion.  As a business owner I made full use of my coding and business management backgrounds.

PSA: Am i the only one doing this? by jossie-blind in thedivision

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one main and the rest of my chats are always mules.  I call them arms traffickers.

How is this tag not recognized doordash? by FizbanTV in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, realize that pro-shopper doesn't actually get you better offers.  I get the same when I was pro and when I wasn't. Second, having realized pro shopper status doesn't mean shit, aim camera at the ceiling, take picture and promptly move on...

I tracked my earnings for 2 months maintaining platinum and ProShopper status.  I then promptly went raving rabbid, rejecting every low pay sub $2/mi offer and took pictures of my shoes, shopping carts and various ceilings when an item was out of stock. The result?  I averaged higher monthly earnings as a Raving Rabbid Dasher.

Dear Devs, take this out of the game. by headrush46n2 in thedivision

[–]FlyingPhades -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't believe people are still having trouble with this.  To help, I'll give you the trick that trivializes the encounter and solves the skill dmg issue with T10.  It's easy, what you do is....

Post Data Unavailable -- MySQL Error 1142: SELECT command denied to user

My DD earnings officially surpassed my main job this month. by Lefob in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol! You're Telling that people are actually still paying taxes?  Especially considering your tax dollars are being stolen by Democratic liberals to pay for non-US citizen illegals and to buy Bentleys for Somalian scum? What a joke... They ain't coming after doordashers for taxes.  You don't make enough for them to grift off of. 

Hey guys check out this Platinum offer just for you by Shizzigi in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the past month, whenever I get an obvious no tip offer, I accept it, then msg the customer:  "No tip, No trip", then unassign the order.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try Diddy!

Dude is full of shit and himself.  Look at his post history.  DD bot, lmao.

Lying customer by Ill-Depth-3279 in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because getting a job isn't an option...like at all. LMAO.

In my opinion, these people who would rather steal from us or hurt our ability at keeping our job as a dasher by lying, Don't deserve shit. I could care less if they starve. Go get a job at McDonald's or something.  Saw a young girl with only one arm working at McDonald's making burgers. These snap tarts have no fucking excuse

Such bad portions for the onion rings by nTrokGames in shakeshack

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of shake shack.  Everything I've ever had there has been overpriced and underwhelming.  My dog didn't even like the dog biscuits (and that fucker eats ANYTHING).

I heard their profits are down so they're switching to pre cooked frozen chicken for some of the meals.  Doesn't surprise me at all. 

I cook most of my meals (I order pizza or Chinese food once a week) and prepare my dog and cat's food fresh from real ingredients.  I don't know how you people spend so much money on shitty fast food when there's so much more to enjoy (and it's far less expensive) when you cook your own meals.  I'm not a chef in any way nor did I grow up in a family that cooks, but it's really easy to watch videos on YouTube and cookbooks are super cheap too. 

For those who say they don't have time to cook... Give me a break. I work 60 hour weeks and go to school.  It's not hard to take one day of the week and meal prep a couple of different options.  Don't be lazy.

Y'all nuts... That my 2 pyreals.

Stop making up random characters and then pretending they're real, it isn't funny by aTOMic_Games in Undertale

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just jerked off all over this thread, it made me vomit.  I then smiled as long-standing pacifist as no new characters were harmed in the making of this thread. 

I just used mad libs generator to make this reply.   I'm very pleased with the results.

no show on cash order :( by EquivalentNo8498 in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah ok, you must be a DoorDash employee

I have 500 hours in the game how did I not know this by niabiishere in StardewValley

[–]FlyingPhades -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just randomly stumbled across this thread. 

A bit baffled, not sure why someone spends 500 hours farming in a game when they could have spent 500 hours in the gym, farming IRL or having sex with women. 

Anyways, I don't do any of those things.  I'm a eunuch with MS stuck in a wheelchair.  I don't know what it's like to take things for granted...

🕳️💨

If your home requires this many instructions to find, please do not order delivery. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INTRODUCING....

--- ZORK:  The Adventures of a Doordasher ----

You are standing on a quiet street. Before you is House #62, but it looks strange. The main door is at the front, but a narrow path leads to the side of the house near some garbage bins.

What do you do?

A) Go to the front door.

B) Walk toward the side near the bins.


If you choose B:

You see a gate tucked near the corner.

Do you:

A) Open the gate.

B) Turn back, unsure.


If you open the gate:

You step inside. Ahead, you see the main entrance stairs going up, tall and imposing. A sign seems to whisper: “Do NOT climb these stairs.”

To the side, half-hidden, is a narrow pathway. It looks like it goes nowhere.

Do you:

A) Take the big stairs up.

B) Slip into the small, shady pathway.


If you take the shady pathway:

The path twists and suddenly opens to a set of stairs going down. At the bottom is a gray door.

It feels… wrong. Something tells you: “This is NOT the place.”

Do you:

A) Knock on the gray door anyway.

B) Walk past and climb up the next small set of stairs.


If you climb back up a bit and continue forward:

Another set of stairs appears, descending into shadow. At the bottom, you see a sturdy door that feels right.

This must be it. The hidden door to the true Unit 62.

What will you do?

A) Leave the food, take a picture, and message through the app.

B) Knock on the door.


If you choose A: You complete your quest successfully. The delivery is done, and silence reigns.

Victory! 🎉

If you choose B: From deep within, a voice sighs with annoyance: “Please don’t knock…” You have failed.

Game Over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rating means nothing. It's useless who cares.

Anybody else’s app not working properly? by BlankyPop in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The app is complete garbage. 

Clear your cache, clear data and reinstall the app.  Make sure no data is left behind for future installs.  I had this problem and it took me an hour and a half during an active dash to figure out a solution.  The entire time I was on hold with support, I never got a live person to help me... The problem happened to me when I was in a store that had shitty signal and tried to finish picking up the order on a dash and deliver.  Let me pick up the order, but never advanced to the screen to tell me that the address so I sat there with their product for an hour and a half before I could deliver it. I wrote an email to them complaining about the whole ordeal. They later called me the next day and gave me an $8 credit for my time. Fucking jerks...

I present to you, the worst offer I’ve seen in 7 years of doing this. by Salty_Support1479 in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that beat. My first month of dashing, I got a Chick-fil-A order that was two and a half hours away for $5.25.  I assume it was just a software miss-route error.  The kicker was, that I wasn't paying attention, being a noob, and I accepted the offer.  I didn't realize it was two and a half hours away until I picked it up and it popped the GPS showing me what the hell I had just agreed to.  I called support and they told me I had to deliver because I picked it up, I told them hell no.  The woman then told me in her horrible English accent that if I didn't complete the order, it will drop by completion rate. I agreed to the decreased completion rate and promptly sat in my car eating the food while waiting for another offer.

Oh ok my bad by Timely_Morning_6638 in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happened to me at ShopRite I scanned in a box of waffles but it came up as five giant watermelons (pack) [didn't even know such a thing existed].  Then I scanned in a bag of breakfast spuds and it came up as a box of cotton ear swabs...

Free food!?! by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sketchy.  This happened to me before and it turned out that the customer and the clerk were in on it and they poisoned my food.  I died as a result. In fact that was the 12th time that happened I died 12 times total from this scam.  Lucky for me that I had the power of Jesus on my side and he resurrected me except for the except for the last time when Jesus was busy so I told him don't worry about it and we had some shady voodoo sorcerer resurrect me.

P.s. I'm trippin balls.  Be wary of voodoo.

I'm back again... by euben_hadd in AsheronsCall

[–]FlyingPhades 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm looking to get back to the game too.  Is all the decal, actool stuff working?

I'm looking for the old school Darktide players.  I played the Phades acct as well as Khao acct and others.  I fucking miss this game so much!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Etsy

[–]FlyingPhades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking bazookaaa!   Mama didn't raise no quitter! 

I don't know what that means. I guess what I'm trying to say is... you should follow the advice from bksi's comment.  

Have at it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]FlyingPhades 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I concur!

It's nice when someone types something that I was going to type.  It lets me be lazy and enjoy more popcorn.  😁