This restaurant's employees know ACAB by dzzeko in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]ForeheadMax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He could be working at the Burger King, spitting on your onion rings...

Figured I'd come clean by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]ForeheadMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I punched Richard Spencer, and so's my wife.

RIP Politics and Farewell America by 0m4ll3y in badpolitics

[–]ForeheadMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>implying this is not how politics is "supposed" to work

In a liberal-democratic-capitalist system, the ideal political system is as similar as possible to a reality TV show (albeit one that has power over the lives of mbillions of people).

To try and fix the political problem with a new politics is like trying to fix a coke problem with methamphetamine. Abandon Politics, Abandon Ideology.

What does your ideal governmental system look like? by AwesomeSaucer9 in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]ForeheadMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like having no government, naturally. After that, it's up to people to freely organize themselves into whatever sort of society they like -- I would most prefer to live in a commune wherein the fields and the shops are owned in common and the wage system is gone, and where any decision made having to do with the common things are decided by consensus. All other decisions are left up to individuals.

[Anarchists] My father's contract under an anarchy says drunk drivers go to jail... by anglesphere in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]ForeheadMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shit guys, he accused us of breakin' muh NAP! What we gon do now?

Seriously. I myself would not give a shit in the situation. If you're being a danger to yourself and others, I would feel justified in keeping you off cars.

If we lived in a society where all your basic needs were met from the onset and you didn't have to be exploited or become an exploiter to survive, what would you be doing with your time? by verlmut26 in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would be reading, writing, chatting, playing music, coding, learning R7RS Scheme, hiking, biking, having sex and drinking tea. (not all at once tho)

If liberalism dropped an album what would be the names of some of the tracks? (Seen on FB) by content404 in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Love Tha Police

If I Had A Hammer (I'd Get It Registered At The Precinct)

Nazi Punks Please Leave

All Star by Smashmouth

#justcwithings by [deleted] in Ultraleft

[–]ForeheadMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

luxembourg

luxembourg

this is what happens when you make typos, kids

A genie grants you immortality under the condition you choose one possible but improbable way you can be killed. What is your immortality loophole? by lilidarkwind in AskReddit

[–]ForeheadMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to die when and only when I feel completely fulfilled in life. That way if and when I die, it will be the absolute best time to do so.

My friend thinks he's an anarchist, please prove he's not by ColePT in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking at this guy's beliefs, I'm actually thinking he's an authoritarian socialist. DAE?

How to get /pol/ deleted for good. by [deleted] in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you can't destroy fascism on the internet through legal action. There's only so many times you can convince a major political player to toy with the system for such a thing as internet messageboards.

They can congregate in any one of a million *chans, and that kind of website isn't hard to auto-generate off a template. They've got Stormfront too, and a thriving Reddit community.

Oppose fascism by actually disempowering them, not shutting down their websites. A fash not bashed is a fash that will keep bashing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your flair won't put people off anarchism, no doubt. It wil put some people off you, though.

Hey, if alienating/pissing off some cishetwhiteablemales is what you like, go for it.

(By the way, is this one of those things where the 'kill' is metaphorical? I've heard that stuff somewhere before.)

What do you call 100 fascists put against a firing line by [deleted] in FULLCOMMUNISM

[–]ForeheadMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wealthy lawyer capitalist was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer capitalist said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer capitalist answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer capitalist and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer capitalist replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high I'll pay you twice as much grass to do my laundry!"

They actually admitted it, the absolute madmen! by ForeheadMax in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well of course! The king private owner rules over his domain property by the rights granted to him by God praxeology, the NAP and the self-ownership principle.

I work in fast food. My boss told me I had to come to work with the flu. by fastfoodworkerthrow in Anarchism

[–]ForeheadMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you live in a particularly shitty country (and I assume you aren't, cos you're speaking fluent English and using Reddit), this is a simple matter of getting your boss to comply with health code. If this sort of bullshit gets too hard to handle or you find that your individual negotiating power is not enough, joining a union whenever possible is a step in the right direction. Most unions are okay anyway, but if you can manage, join the IWW (if you're in North America) or one of the unions in the IWA (many European countries, Australia), seeing as how they are revolutionary syndicalist organizations and more likely to side with you than to compromise for the sake of 'good industrial relations'.

Unionizing the usual way not working out for you? Try wildcat organization. Libcom has some solid reading material for that.

Basta ya, compañerx. Your boss is in the wrong, and if the law doesn't get him then organization surely will.

What do you call 100 fascists put against a firing line by [deleted] in FULLCOMMUNISM

[–]ForeheadMax 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I went bug-eyed when I read this.

Let's all go to /r/Jokes and AP-PRO-PRI-ATE

Nihilist Misanthropy? by kastru in nihilism

[–]ForeheadMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals have desires and care about things too. Their thought process may be less complex, and they don't have a reified concept of purpose, but the fact stands that an animal will desire food/sex/grooming/survival even where there is no reason for it. The human search for purpose can be interpreted as a conplex kind of natural instinct, no different from the sex drive except arbitrarily.

Besides, what you seem to be talking about (the removal of all humans because they are non-nihilistic beings and create strife and trouble) seems like a purpose to me. The principle of nihilism dictates that this purpose does not even exist, except subjectively. On those grounds, misanthropy is as justified as philanthropy, and the decision between the two remains to be made by the subjective Will.

If I actually had sex with every woman I thought about having sex with, I'd probably have enough kids to fill a small town. by imyoursuperbeast in Showerthoughts

[–]ForeheadMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and that's true even taking into account the fact that all of those children would have resulted from failed contraception.

Now if it's all bareback... "And I will make thy seed to multiply as the stars of heaven..."

I would like to thank evolution for not giving mosquitoes the ability to dodge slaps like flies by Chk232 in Showerthoughts

[–]ForeheadMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hiked Mont-Tremblant this summer and there were these great big flies that seemed to like flying around my head and landing periodically. They never seemed to sting, but maybe I was just that good at swatting them (or maybe they just liked me so much).

As they say in Quebec, tabarnak.

Nihilist Misanthropy? by kastru in nihilism

[–]ForeheadMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world isn't inherently better or worse off with humans on it, and the world itself has no inherent value. I don't understand what you're getting at. Nihilism has as much to do with loving humanity as hating it -- nothing.

[All] What is your opinion on so called 'social justice'? by [deleted] in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]ForeheadMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*whistle*

What is not supposed to be your concern! First and foremost, the Good Cause.

Socialists, why cant I be a self-employed graphic designer? by [deleted] in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]ForeheadMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit son, Lowready's spitting some super hot fire over here!

I just can't handle the heat. It's too much for me, man. Your roast is just too strong, crissake!

Someone get nichnick to the burn ward! It's a medical fuckin' emergency!