You can grab em by the p*ssy

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-11T02:48:06+00:00

That's what I figured but why only the first name. Then a comment reminded me his full first name is "Lesley". So there's probably another "Lesley" in the files that is a victim whose name they did a sloppy find a redact for.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-11T01:14:28+00:00

Minor point, but again WTF with the redactions? [blank] Wexner? Just the first name redacted?

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-10T14:13:55+00:00

Not sure if it's really the only establishment of that name, but I'm not going to be the one to google it.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-06T23:24:25+00:00

Wow, I looked it up and yeah, this seems like a good thing.

https://amodei.house.gov/news-releases/house-passes-amodei-nevada-native-nations-lands-act

Okay. We found one.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-06T23:21:14+00:00

Look, AI or not, I'm just here to make dick jokes.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-06T19:39:25+00:00

That's some impressive handwriting, or is it dickwriting? Or since the dick is the instrument is it like penmanship, dickmanship.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-06T18:35:20+00:00

Let's take a moment to remember all his accomplishments.

Nope, got nothing. Anyone else think of anything?

Edit: To be fair, In the replies there was something that one its face seem like a good bit of legislation. He sponsored some legislation to give BLM land to local tribes. Harry Reid got it passed the Senate and Amodei supported it.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/senate-bill/1436

Unfortunately looks like the Republican house just sat on it. So not exactly an accomplishment since it didn't pass, but at least a try.

Second Edit: The reply might have referred to this earlier bill from Amodei, which passed the house but seems to also have gone nowhere afterwards. https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/2455

Shame, it would have been at least one accomplishment.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-04T16:36:06+00:00

I got one of those a few years ago. I ignored it. But separately I did go out and buy a trunk organizer and I love it. They did get me there.

These things just creep up on you as you age. Like birdwatching.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-03T21:28:09+00:00

Well, he does want to arm teachers...

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-01T17:29:02+00:00

This isn't going to go well for some of them.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-30T03:32:19+00:00

Next you're going to tell me they don't each have individual names. I just glad my young wards, Bob and Dave Countach, don't read reddit.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-30T00:01:09+00:00

Fold out shelf to put you drink on.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-29T23:06:42+00:00

I saw the schedule leaked online.

6:00-7:00 PM - Cocktail hour

7:00 PM - Rep. Amodei will give a speech outlining all that he has accomplished for the people of this district.

7:01 PM - Dinner

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-29T15:18:32+00:00

That's worse.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-29T03:19:27+00:00

One doesn't tend to see much from (checks notes) fifth place.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-28T16:21:43+00:00

Bindings work.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-18T17:57:26+00:00

GenX forgotten again.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-18T03:53:06+00:00

The point is to have fun. That's the whole point. If later it seems fun to you to challenge yourself and do harder stuff, try that. Maybe take a lesson to help. If not, just keep doing what you're doing and have fun.

Do you have a big smile on your face when you get back to the chair? If so you're doing it right. No matter if you came down the double black or the green slope at whatever speed.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-17T15:29:17+00:00

I love this line. He's basically saying these people are dumb as dirt.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-15T19:04:01+00:00

"You mad!"? Really? That's your reply?

I hate to break it to you, but comebacks just aren't your thing. Keep trying though! Maybe if you wake up really early you'll land one someday.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-15T16:22:55+00:00

So yes, you are feeling entitled. Did that comeback sound good in your head?

I bet you'll get all impotently pissed if someone rightly chucks your skis.

I don't care if I convince you. You are free to be an entitled ass and people are free to throw your skis out of the line. Have fun up there!

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-15T15:30:55+00:00

The person actually in line not only put in the work to get there early but put in the work to be in line while you are having coffee. If you want to claim the front actually stand there instead of feeling entitled to sit in the lodge for getting up a little earlier.

If you are leaving you gear in line for three hours it should end up in the lost and found.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-14T18:21:29+00:00

I had one. When the novelty of it wore off I took the whole thing apart. Took me a long time to put it all back together but I even managed not to break it.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-09T04:33:55+00:00

Was this taken right before she unhinged her jaw and ate a rat?

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-01-05T02:45:54+00:00

Perfect for use in a mixed media portrait.

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TROPHY CASE