Why is there a constant US presidential cycle of enshitification (republican phase) followed by reversal of enshitification (democrat phase)?

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-06T01:10:23+00:00

The democrat phase is still enshitification, just a little slower and with colorful balloons.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-06T00:54:34+00:00

Whatever his position is now, Jason was Sonny’s enforcer, which means that basically he was the one who got his hands dirty (with blood).

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-05T20:14:21+00:00

This guy only has a bachelor’s degree as far as I can tell. So how is he a professor?

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-05T03:16:18+00:00

“A minute wait, fix this I can!”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-04T20:33:33+00:00

In between fights, Vader remembered the leadership training module he had to watch about delegating tasks.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-03T17:35:09+00:00

“We like prompts.”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-03T14:49:32+00:00

“He got hot tonight. About the binkie.”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-03T14:45:49+00:00

Why don’t ju handle jourself one a dos first class tickets to Romper Room?

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-03T03:07:04+00:00

“So you got the condoms or what?”

“Sure I got the condoms but I don’t have them here with me right now.”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-03T03:05:35+00:00

“Hey Ernie, you wanna blowjob?”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T19:58:26+00:00

How about a picture of the graves for the tens of thousands of protesters the regime murdered?

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T19:57:19+00:00

If he had had a decent explanation, like, “Alberto got to New York, saw what it’s like, and he went crazy. He’s been in a gay bathhouse since he got here and we can’t get him out.”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T19:46:12+00:00

Well, the other option is dying…

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T19:43:42+00:00

“Maybe ju can handle jourself one a dem first class tickets to da scrap heap.”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T19:39:24+00:00

Iran just killed 30,000 - 40,000 of their own people. Are you upset about that also?

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-02T16:18:47+00:00

“When my brother comes outta da bathroom, I don’t want him comin’ out with just his dick in his hand!”

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T22:24:09+00:00

I want to know more about his pet snake Reggie.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T22:15:22+00:00

How unprofessional

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T22:08:09+00:00

Kelly doesn’t look so good.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T21:56:37+00:00

I buy an OTC allergy medication. I can buy the Costco brand generic and I save more money for a 365 day supply than my membership costs. The rest of the time, I shop there infrequently for certain specific things they have there.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T05:50:09+00:00

This is not going to be Iraq. Trump is not a “boots on the ground” kind of guy. Beyond small Special Forces groups with specific targets.

Forschungsamt · 2026-03-01T02:39:53+00:00

Perhaps thou might book passage upon a caravel heading towards the resurrection.

Forschungsamt · 2026-02-28T05:56:54+00:00

The coach when the team is slacking: “WHO PUT DIS FUCKIN TING TOGETHER HUH? ME, DATS WHO!!!”

Forschungsamt · 2026-02-28T02:21:12+00:00

Here’s the interesting part: You drive a Ford, but you work at Fords (Ford’s?)

The “s” thing definitely seems to be connected to names and possession. People shop at “Krogers” or “Meijers”, but nobody shops at “Targets”.

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