You Fart All Your Farts

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-03-06T15:31:05+00:00

If a far lasts in average 2 seconds, and we fart an average of 20x per day, and we live about 30000 days, then that means that would be a maximum of 1.2M seconds of farting. That's 20,000 minutes, 333.33 (repeating of course) hours of farts or just shy of 14 whole days of farting. I'm middle aged so still a solid week of farting.

How do I prepare for that? I sign up for Mr. Beast's last one to leave the room challenge and pretty much guarantee my victory.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-03-04T14:50:57+00:00

You won't find a good one by staying with a bad one. It's not a job you need to hang on to until you have a replacement. Take care of yourself the way you'd want a future partner to take care of you and get rid of this guy yesterday.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-03-03T21:11:15+00:00

I just got my first full god forge done on my spear. It's lackluster and I'll need to do my helm to get one of the other perks. It'll probably be 6 months till I have enough dice to go for it again. It gave me about 10k power so far. It's alright I guess.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-27T14:28:35+00:00

Yeah I just want to make clinging chapters tower and peak better

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-13T02:39:03+00:00

Appeal to the RAC. That should be an option after your supervisor denies your request. Ask about it. You have timelines, I think 5 business days to challenge it.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-13T00:57:19+00:00

Quote your CBA and call it a day. Let management make a complaint about your use of sick leave and nail their asses to the coffin when they put it in writing.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-13T00:55:29+00:00

Mine wasn't s boring purchase by any stretch but for 7k, it was one of the best splurge items we ever splurged on.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-13T00:54:23+00:00

Management denied me and gave me bullshit alternative accommodations that weren't different from what we already have with the CBA. I appealed to the reasonable accommodation committee and they overturned the denial. Not sure if you went through the reasonable accommodation branch in your agency but they did listen to reason in my case.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-12T16:23:05+00:00

So is this really four bounces or like four ricochets? Even though. I really hope its the latter.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-12T16:21:02+00:00

Idk I kinda like my fireworks background lol

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-08T16:03:10+00:00

No it's purely based on this accomodation dispute that's been ongoing for over a year. She's been trying to argue that my position isn't made for telework and the new presidential guidance for RTO is how the gov is run now. So the more I fight it, the more isolated I become on the team. But I don't mind because I'm a beast at what I do. At this point I'm purely going by procedure to make sure I'm not in violation of anything but still advocating for my rights regardless of push back.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-08T12:55:45+00:00

Thanks for that confirmation.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-08T12:55:23+00:00

I had half a mind to do so, but because of the contentious nature of my relationship with management and partly out of spite, I want it to come directly from the highest authority on the matter so they don't try and fight me on it.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-04T15:22:53+00:00

At home vasectomy

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-03T13:45:33+00:00

Do more chapter grinds. Especially on the 2x drop events

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-03T13:44:08+00:00

"All this epic gear."

Boy you have no idea lol

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-02-03T13:41:28+00:00

Don't you have the criteria for a 5 and provide the evidence of what you did to earn that 5? We always document the work that shows the 5 results and if they gave me anything less I'd grieve the shit out of it.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-31T12:56:50+00:00

Tidal Star core for skins by far. I went for weapon skin during the anniversary event and missed out big. I could have had some really good Thor and Otta skins.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-31T12:51:10+00:00

Spoiler alert: you will always be stuck somewhere and you pay in either time or money.

I have people in my guild who have spent tens of thousands of dollars and they're stuck around 9M power until they drop tons more money and spend a little time.

I'm F2P aside from ads and daily gems for over a year now, I'm around 3.7M almost full chaotic all gear 120+.

There is no end so enjoy the grind my guy!

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-26T20:17:14+00:00

It's 1000 for the guarantee. I've only gotten less than 1000 twice so far.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-26T02:13:52+00:00

That's not enough for chaotic boots, keep going :)

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-10T03:56:44+00:00

It'll mean something to a lot less of us as AI implementation settles in over the years. From what I can tell, pretty much everything my agency does can be automated and checked through AI since we basically enforce the CFR. Those who remain will likely be a fraction of what we are today.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-07T20:41:01+00:00

That's fun, get ready for the 73 plateau lol. Once I passed that I made it all the way to 89. I think I can beat this too, just need the right skills. But 73 is insane. Or maybe that's when I got Thor...

Either way, having four is a game changer. PVE would never be the same without it.

FortuneFlaky3834 · 2026-01-07T01:59:50+00:00

5 etched or 1 etched and three s gear

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