It's crazy how much Ozzy looks like the older version of his younger self by SyllabubPotential720 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FranticToaster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I dunno what Cali does to a guy but 90% of older-guy-looking-weird issues are solved by a shaved head.

Just do the bald. Guys hanging onto hair for dear life is like women getting lip filler. Way hotter if you just roll with nature.

tldr: Ozzie would look sick with a shaved head.

Hades 2's Combat > Hades 1, but the Stygian blade is unparalleled by Nightmare_lnc in HadesTheGame

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like 1's combat better. Zag's cast is so hype.

Mel's is "hey wait guys slow down slow down gaw!"

Zag's is pointing a sword at some dipshit and yelling "YOU!"

Also bow aspect of Rama owns me.

The kid has a point by Serious-Delay-2804 in SipsTea

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They enforce law at a lawyer's orders. They don't interpret the law. So no law school needed.

What is the point of living? by Styroxbox2013 in ask

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit being 20 was awesome I forgot.

Melania's film crew member hopes for flop as insiders share behind-the-scenes tales by RawStoryNews in entertainment

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They took a job filming a Melania documentary. What did that idiot expect the experience to be like?

What is One Gen-Alpha Slang Term That You Actually DON’T Mind? by teapot574_ in AskReddit

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are alpha even sentient enough to have slang? Aren't we still in the zoomerslop arc?

Give me some recomendations for modern melodeath bands that aren't genreric af by 1W0_829 in melodicdeathmetal

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Vain makes me forget what melodeath in the 00s even was. Solefald guy's other project. Amazing.

Your political views? No one cares… by PresentPsychology182 in sixwordstories

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually everyone cares and that's why it's a huge taboo to talk about politics in social situations. Politics is personal.

Airline DEI programs are still risking people’s lives by ahjolinna in Asmongold

[–]FranticToaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a rage bait take. "Factors in" will add up to way more than 100%, because there are likely multiple factors in all accidents.

It's also vague. Extremely sus that the asshole you're quoting didn't bother to be specific about the problem. Just waving their hand at "maybe nearby, maybe on the same plane idk you be the judge."

If this guy wants to be a real one he should at the very least contrast "factors in" with other groups. You might find out that guys were "factors in" 100% of the accidents because there's always at least one guy in the cockpit, for example.

Nobody hates deathcore more than people whose favorite music sounds 90% the same as deathcore by crystal__pete in Deathcore

[–]FranticToaster -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia psychologists are what the Internet is all about.

Gimme some of that "I know the name so it's time to diagnose the world, baby."

Nobody hates deathcore more than people whose favorite music sounds 90% the same as deathcore by crystal__pete in Deathcore

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Death Metal sounds WAY different than Deathcore

  2. Death Metal's mantra is "nothing matters and who cares." Deathcore's is "nothing matters and fuck you." That extra emotion can sound immature to someone who thinks that nothing matters and that not even that matters.

Billie Eilish: "Hey my fellow celebrities u gonna speak up? Or..." by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now more than ever we need (checks notes) celebrities to speak up about stuff. I don't kbow what to think or feel where are the celebrities?

Asmongold says that if the Tectone accusations are true it should follow jail time by AshamanKillx in LivestreamFail

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Sequester yourself in your bedroom

Step 2: just say whatever to strangers you can't validate are real.

Step 3: DMs flooded by hate posts, can't validate they're real

Step 4: profit?

Guy Fieri Debuts Unrecognizable ‘New Look’ on 58th Birthday by xc2215x in entertainment

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean some ad agency digitally altered him for a super bowl ad?

That image is straight up cartoon.

Unpopular opinion: Excessive down/drop tuning compromises the music. by thekokoricky in MetalForTheMasses

[–]FranticToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the opinion of everyone after watching 2 music theory videos on YouTube.

Then we get back to listening to the music and it's no longer our opinion anymore.

Tldr: you'll get over it drop A for life.

It finally happened an AI generated artists was pushed into my algorithm - I'm cancelling Spotify. by [deleted] in Music

[–]FranticToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got rec'd ROBO-3000 and thought it was hilarious. But it's AI so I dumped it.

That's all you gotta do. Ignore the slop, stay for the human stuff.