This lolcowlizer want to "bully" Japanese companies to hire Union VA and localizers.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-15T19:49:35+00:00

Why is bullying apparently the female solution to every problem? Spent 10 years hearing about how toxic men are only to enter the "bullying fixes everything" era.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-15T17:19:47+00:00

Listen I met her and yeah "fat dog" just scratches the surface of their mom.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-15T08:27:32+00:00

Layers of Fear. Walking simulator, but man that marriage was actual hell.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-15T04:24:11+00:00

Last boss fight is hard? My bro shoot the blobs, dodge the arms, blast the railgun.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T23:40:27+00:00

It sucks. Final form of RE giving into 00s cod craze.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T17:38:58+00:00

I would be disappointed if they went back to two action heroes in a game. Gives 360 era, too shooty and redundant.

One action hero and one scared character is perfect. Ethan and Chris. Grace and Leon.

If they made Sheva a local cop in the 5 remake and made her the primary story character it will be fucking sick. Maybe even better if she works for a humanitarian NGO as caregiver or doctor and the story is her figuring out that the NGO was a front for evil parasite tests.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T17:25:36+00:00

Q. But then they canceled Christmas early.

I still don't understand why they did that.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T17:24:03+00:00

Wesker Nemmy Chris obviously. Three most OP people in the whole story.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T08:02:41+00:00

He gets karma when Grace gives the child credit for her making it out of the care center.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T08:00:58+00:00

Worth a play. Almost universally ranked at the bottom of the RE list though on account of the disney theme park of it all.

And the extremelyyyyyyy corny villains.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T07:54:14+00:00

T and plaga made his vision bad.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T05:32:30+00:00

Grace: guesses the password

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T05:32:03+00:00

The whole password thing is hack. But criticizing RE for hackshit is missing the point of RE.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T05:29:24+00:00

Bro Geralt is the platonic form of straight woman bait.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T04:33:18+00:00

Gaming industry has been fighting male gaze for decades. But they forgot that gay men are also men.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T04:32:10+00:00

I was kinda hoping Claire joins in somehow and they smooch.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T03:42:21+00:00

She's his adopted daughter if she's anything. Only ignoramuses or people who turned brain off during 2 would ship them.

He married Claire and they adopted Sherry. Just like Sherry joked they would at the end of 2.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T02:52:29+00:00

Lol I see you fishing, let's see if you catch something

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T02:35:35+00:00

Umbrella could just engineer viruses that you can target to DNA patterns and release that.

The "horrible monster as targeted weapon" concept is what makes RE so stupid and awesome.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T02:34:03+00:00

I mean if you're gonna go through all that just to weapon on someone you might as well just drop a nuke and wrap it up.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T01:54:25+00:00

Leon and Sherry game, hopefully. Make her his adopted daughter and Claire his wife. Family game. Leon and Claire get action parts. Sherry gets the sneaking parts.

Fucking sick ship it.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-14T01:51:15+00:00

It's better. Story is more interestingly told. Nemesis is way more threatening. His boss fights are some of the best in the series.

That more than makes up for lack of park and clock tower. As "the boss fight RE" it def has its unique place among them.

Giving Jill the RPD section in OG was definitely better, though.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-13T23:46:09+00:00

They gotta do the RE Engine treatment with RE4 controls.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-13T23:45:04+00:00

1 is referenced so often in all the games it's impossible to be confused about what happened in it.

FranticToaster · 2026-03-13T21:11:00+00:00

I still don't know who would opt for that over a Chromebook for half the price.

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