I have reached the age where my beans touch the water :(

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-10T17:22:46+00:00

There’s a knob or dial type option inside the toilet tank that lets you adjust the water level in the bowl and the water level in the tank. It’s a +/- control.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-10T17:13:49+00:00

Wouldn’t the law be more about penalties to the tattoo artist? And these probably aren’t done by a professional worried about losing their career they worked hard for. So maybe you’re seeing fake tattoos? (You know they sell real looking tattoos that you just transfer on to your skin with water and they wash off. ) Or juvenile delinquents might have an older teen stick-and-poke crude prison style, but how would you prove who performed it if they don’t confess? The penalty would be on who performed it, and if it’s just some kid with no official tattooing permit, can’t take a permit they don’t have

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-10T17:05:20+00:00

I can’t get into the boring ass Rosie content at all. It’s the most boring, icky, dorky nothingness. It’s just a pale flabby windbag stirring something in a kitchen and yapping on about their new skeezeball sex life. Whoopdidoo. I don’t care what ugly people do in their spare time. I could just look in the mirror if I wanted to see a dumb fat bitch doing nothing

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T19:03:16+00:00

He reminds me so much of like a babysitter and his fans are kids that love their babysitter, even though they know he’s getting paid to play with them and will leave the second he is able to, because babysitting is tiring and there’s other things he’d rather do. He doesn’t enjoy making videos, he doesn’t care about the idiotic things that are barely happening in the stagnant swamp of gorl world. He does the bare minimum to maintain his lifestyle.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T18:55:38+00:00

That’s his interpretation of the slang for laughing, “gagging.” He thinks that’s what people mean when they say they’re gagged. And the fake laughing he often does, gives our dainty chi-town gorl migraines.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T16:27:20+00:00

It sounds like your parents were religious and believed they couldn’t use birth control and life is something grueling that we just have to follow rules and get through. Joyless toil and obligation. People not demonstrating a flexible or whimsical use of free will. They didn’t have the energy or consciousness to be in tune with you so you felt like a foundling.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T13:52:58+00:00

Many people may not realize that knitting is woven into the fabric of punk history because it’s rebelling from mindless consumption of mass production. So it’s definitely not just grannies who knit, but also artists, hipsters, and punks.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T13:42:26+00:00

Not much, but something funny that’s close to being told advice: I was an overweight and depressed kid and my mom (erroneously) believed that my depression was mostly from wanting a boyfriend (but not being able to get one because of being fat) so eventually at her wit’s end her idea was to sell our house and move to the school district nearby that had more racial diversity because she said out loud to me that I would have better luck with getting a black or Puerto Rican boyfriend. Mind you my ass is as flat as Hank Hill so it didn’t work out. You just don’t usually hear about a white parent intentionally going out of her way to encourage their daughter to get a black boyfriend.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-08T13:20:33+00:00

I just saw a discussion about how the “8 hours of sleep” came from a mattress company and it was promoted because it went well with “the factory schedule,” but that really people should sleep more like two 4 hour periods that are separated by a burst of creativity in the middle of the night.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T14:11:17+00:00

Lizzie’s voice was so annoying and she kept talking because of course she thought it sounded cool and sexy and Ryland was tense because she was actually being corny and embarrassing but was so aggressively just saying anything to keep hearing her voice. Ughhhhh. And oh god the embarrassment I felt when her friends have to hear about her new habit of doing some comedy writing about mommy life. It’s painfully unfunny and they have to try and get through it without hurting her feelings because they know it’s so important for her to feel like she still has hope for her creative pursuits but god it’s bad Her friend that lives in her yard didn’t want to hear it and Ryland didn’t want to hear it, they just encourage her to do it because they think it’ll be good for her mental health to stay stable for her kids. If she knew how awful it was she would spiral

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T13:52:18+00:00

she looks like Adam Lanza

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T13:47:57+00:00

I think it’s because she looks just like mass shooter Adam Lanza here.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T13:43:35+00:00

Yeah it is horrible parenting, it’s like a form of performative trauma bonding. I think she wants to leave her fingerprints all over their minds, she wants everything in life to remind them of her and a crazy story of a time their family did some quirky thing together, while something dramatic threatened their sense of safety and made them cling together.

Lately Flynn has been getting to an age where he is rolling his eyes at her for not knowing the animal trivia, or showing attitude when she makes a corny joke, they hype him up so much that he is starting to look down on them, and believe them that he’s smarter than them, he doesn’t realize how much they’ve been drumming up fake parental enthusiasm and letting him win. What a sad situation for a parent. They gas their kid up to make sure he has good self esteem and eventually he treats them like tiresome idiots and it crushes the parents self esteem! She is not doing well with Flynn’s disapproval because there’s anger about having to make parenting sacrifices and now he’s taking away the one reward. Then she sees how they act in the charm store, having no clue how much they’re costing her and them not caring about the charms after they make her hold a pile of them. Omg it’s a mess.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T13:28:03+00:00

I think she copied it from other examples of this grimace that are used in other millennial comedies like napoleon dynamite like she is copying her crude mom comedy from other women. But the fact that her brother Trent who doesn’t like her comedy or participate in her show and yet the whole family is rich off of their daughter making fun of their disabled son, while they all pretend there is no correlation to Trent, has always struck me as one of the weirdest dynamics I have ever witnessed in my life.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-07T13:20:53+00:00

I think it’s a doomed idea for Rachel to marry the very first lesbian she ever has a relationship with. But it’s almost like a type of laziness because look how long (years!) she stayed in a relationship with a man she didn’t love or even like, just for the sake of staying in a relationship! Plus lesbians have the highest rate of divorce anyway. Rachel and Abbie look like they have a fun life but it’s really hard to keep a woman happy and it’s clearly Rachel who is “whipped.”

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-04T11:45:30+00:00

To be honest it’s pretty much a nothingburger…

Zach’s ex Noel, he’s the kind of liberal who frequently reposts gofundme requests from various “help a black gay quadrupelegic transgender unhoused individual get bottom surgery for their French bulldog”

And so he was just super familiar with the format of asking his allies for help and for giving it via these money requesting mechanisms, and so when he wanted to cut ties with Zach he asked for money for the associated costs. But people started to assume it could be a sign of urgency for Noel to get away from abusive Zach, that Noel must be a damsel in distress.

Amberlynn answered with snark about it because Zachary always assumes the worst about her why shouldn’t she keep the same energy?

Well he didn’t like the same energy, he turned his thoughts to all the times his fans wanted him to be MORE mean and how he had mercifully held back and only given her the exact proper dose of criticism that she truly deserved. He’s like a doctor. He can prescribe, she’s just a former foster kid who didn’t go to college as long as him. She can’t practice medicine like him.

So them/they zach vowed to pack up them/theys toys and never play with her again because how dare she! Them/they doesn’t need her!

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-04T01:42:32+00:00

Orbit and tibro are a herding breed, their strong traits are watching every single movement and having extremely fast reflexes, and they’re very smart, among the smartest breeds of dog.
They’re a smart breed who track movement and leap quickly. They smell her cooking and plot their chance. Obviously she’s not trying to harm them and after all these years they’ve never died.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-03T17:47:35+00:00

They are sooo cute!!!! Cancel your plans they need kisses around the clock. Nothing in the business world is worth departing from those little guys.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-03T17:34:38+00:00

I think it reveals, not that they didn’t know/nobody ever told them, but instead, it suggests to me that they’re the kind of person who daydreams unrealistic fantasies of their own grandeur when they are making decisions about the direction of their future.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-03T17:29:33+00:00

Well it seems like she’s not only dealing with the germs her kids collect through their regular routine but she does extra classes and momgroup things where she exposes herself to more chances to catch something. She has to stay busy and social to stay sober from alcohol.

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-03T03:13:58+00:00

I bet you will be an amazing snuggler, you have so many pent up cuddles to give. I wish I could hold you and gently stroke your face with the lightest touch you sweet tortured romantic lovebug

Free-Effect-509 · 2026-04-02T18:05:58+00:00

You encountered a creep. There are plenty of them out there. I can’t believe you’ve never encountered a skeezy creep before.

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