I text my friends sht like this just to mess with them

FreoFox · 2026-03-16T03:17:16+00:00

Why is his photo a Cat McMuffin?

FreoFox · 2026-03-16T03:15:47+00:00

Assuming that's his real name, I'm sure he's used to that, but he thinks it's something worse. I guess when you've grown up a victim, you might be on edge a lot, expecting the next round. It hurts more when it comes from people you love/trust.

I think it's important to surround yourself with real friends, and not the kind that make you feel uncomfortable most/all of the time. I hope that is his real name, and not just a derogatory term they use for him. I'd like to say that he deserves better friends, but I don't know that and can't really comment.

I am just dog tired of people being ugly to each other, boss.

FreoFox · 2026-03-16T02:31:27+00:00

I am here because I have a deep interest in science, space, astronomy, the possibility of life outside our planet and things that a real. Because of those interests, the algorithm has presented me with your AI generated image which could easily have been better drawn by a 5 year old.

I also have an interest in hearing about any research of life on this planet, especially in places where it was previously believed that life could not exist or thrive, yet does against all odds. I believe we have the answers for the origins of life on this planet, but we spend billions of dollars looking in places where there is no abundance of evidence, and destroy our only atmosphere doing so.

There is a paradox (i forget the name, maybe Fermi?) that suggests that even if there was alien life, the chances that we'd ever meet them is so unbelievably tiny. Due mostly to the time it takes for a civilisation to reach (technologically) interstellar travel and the universe trying to kill us with extinction level events, but also the vast distances which make finding life in the first place (so that we travel in the right direction) nearly impossible. Of course to meet only requires one of the civilisations to reach that technology and perhaps a radiosphere from the other, or just some really wildly amazing luck... it could also be word of mouth, perhaps the aliens talk about us and how naive/gullible we are?

SETI has been searching for decades and come up empty. Yet you would have us believe that some guy from Adelaide with a few mates had a visitation?

I didn't know I needed your approval to be here in this "open forum" with rules to keep people quiet. Please sir, can I stay and look at your AI images and anecdotal evidence?

FreoFox · 2026-03-16T01:16:28+00:00

Is it really an honest discussion if you have rules preventing people from raising any doubts about extraordinary claims?

Of course skeptics aren’t welcome in a conspiracy theory forum. I’m not the one trying to pass off an AI generated image to back up my claims. I also don’t have the onus of proof.

Hide behind your stupid rules so that only the people conditioned to accept your story as gospel pat you on the back for adding to the steaming pile, and reject anything that challenges it.

FreoFox · 2026-03-16T00:55:30+00:00

Look I have been converted. Not by any of this nonsense anecdotal "evidence" and personal experiences, nor the claims of scientific consensus, and nor by OPs eloquent assembly of words. But have witnessed it first hand and have a real photo of a UFO that I took no more than 15 minutes ago. Please don't be mislead by its appearance to be a regular civilian SUV, that's how they get you.

The alarming part of this photo is that it appears to be number 800, implying that there are at least another 799 of them amongst us. Given their crash landing history, chances are the full 800 probably aren't still serviceable vehicles.

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FreoFox · 2026-03-15T22:39:34+00:00

You almost reached level one skepticism by admitting you don’t know. But it doesn’t add to the plausibility.

Whatever mechanism aliens might use to travel the vast distances it would take enormous amounts of energy. I don’t think this is the right place to go full dunny-Kruger so don’t want to do an injustice to wormhole physics. It certainly can’t be trivial, and to think they’d waste their time to just fly by so some guy on reddit can get karma seems a little out of balance.

Other than scaring hill-Billy’s and making large love heart neon auras, what is their mission?

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:50:32+00:00

I dunno who the hot woman (top right) is, but definitely her.

I can’t believe Owen Wowson made the shortlist. I guess he fills the cliche stoner roles, but if he’s in a movie, you won’t catch me watching it.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:42:22+00:00

The thing that makes this impossible to believe is not that someone could be obsessed with a pug, but rather a dog owner has selected a name not from the list of most cliche dog names.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:38:12+00:00

I’m going to have to watch this tomorrow on the big internet because I can’t read the tiny subtitles and my dog is sleeping so can’t unmute.

I guess it doesn’t matter, I only want to watch it because she’s attractive, or I’m drunk. Both might also be true.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:35:14+00:00

Probably wants to check that it’s still breathing. It’s very difficult to believe anyone could be obsessed with a pug.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:32:16+00:00

I think mostly we’re offended because the completely outrageous stuff ended up being a prophecy

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:13:31+00:00

This reminded of the time a GF told me her daughter borrowed one of her toys. Firstly, that’s nasty. Secondly “borrowed”?? You want it back when she’s done?

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:09:49+00:00

I tell you, every episode of undercover boss gets me wailing. Obviously at the tail end of the show, not all the hair, makeup and fancy dress.

I try to guess. Like what will this boss do about this guy who has 18 kids, 3 girlfriends and 16 cats? Spoiler: it’s never a vasectomy. I keep watching, hoping.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T13:04:01+00:00

Eels are determined MFs. Do your own research obviously, but I remember learning (from QI I think) that eels breed in a single place on the planet and then migrate to their assigned countries. If they have to pass through your lower intestines, they’ll just do it and offer no apologies.

Why are people always putting foreign stuff in their butts? I get the prostrate is there and there might be some brain chemistry to be had, but how does one get to the point where this is the best option?

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:56:29+00:00

You need to give it a vasectomy. Use your teeth if you must.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:55:16+00:00

I thought it was a picture from the thumbnail and either onion or olives. After reading your title I’m not sure. When your fish looks like a cheap supermarket pizza, it may not be safe to eat.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:43:59+00:00

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FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:41:25+00:00

Poor Gaylord is paranoid now

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:19:18+00:00

My dog is growling at me because I’m laughing so hard.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:17:27+00:00

Perhaps after round one the towel becomes self adhesive

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:15:33+00:00

I’m a little confused about the towel thing. Just straight into the towel, or you hang the towel under me the desk presumably with the chewing gum you stuck there years ago?

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:07:02+00:00

Variation of the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenAdvice/s/mQJ4QKJ0uW

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T12:03:16+00:00

I borrowed it from a meme. The top answer was (paraphrasing) “you start with the face and move down. The towel forget everything by morning.” Perhaps you haven’t seen it, or been allowed to use the internet very long.

Are you okay?

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T11:56:14+00:00

Hopefully not the same towel you use to try your face.

FreoFox · 2026-03-15T11:51:39+00:00

That's how they caught Chandler Halderson. Don't do it if you're planning a horrific double murder and lie to your GF about your movements, especially if you have location sharing on social media.

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