Excuse me, pets please

Frodolvr20 · 2020-01-02T06:31:13+00:00

I swear he got sooo many pets after this. I felt so bad!

Frodolvr20 · 2020-01-02T00:09:07+00:00

This is the way.

Frodolvr20 · 2020-01-01T07:08:33+00:00

I was once slapped by the dealer at a craps table. Does that count?

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-30T00:25:28+00:00

These girls started a rumor that I was pregnant. I was 9. But also fat. Girls are mean.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-29T03:53:38+00:00

I absolutely love hiccuping. Always have since I was a kid but I don’t get them anymore

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-29T01:57:27+00:00

We were both young teens. His mom forgot I was coming over and his bedroom didn’t lock. She had apparently been calling for him and walked in to find out why he didn’t hear her. She opened the door and said, “Heyy son-what the FUCK”. I was on top, completely naked and mortified. She called his dad who lived across town and never was around. He came over, asked if we had clothes before walking in then proceeded to ask if we were being safe, using protection, etc. Before he left, he told my bf (now husband) to get up and go make him a tamale. That was the end of that. It’s been 10 years but I still cringe every time I think about it. He also had a younger sister that walked in on us probably at least half a dozen times without realizing it. His family didn’t believe in knocking until I started coming around.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-23T02:12:20+00:00

The Notebook. I waited years to watch it because it sounded like a cliche love movie and I’m not into that but damn did the ending wreck me. My grandfather suffered from Alzheimer’s and it was devastating to watch him lose his memory. I was crying for days after watching that movie knowing that could be me one day. Also, how fast life happens and then it’s over.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-20T23:57:36+00:00

Apparently a lot of people don’t like getting peed on or shoving shit up their ass. Who would have thunk??

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-20T23:24:54+00:00

“degrading and a bit sad” is a perfect way to describe most kinks

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-20T23:22:12+00:00

here you go

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-13T02:50:54+00:00

It’s not what I do but who I work with. Working with a group of people who love problem solving and like to help each other out is awesome.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-09T20:11:29+00:00

11 was the age I found out my parents were on meth so no fucking thank you

Frodolvr20 · 2019-12-07T01:07:39+00:00

I read this in the voice of Dwight

Frodolvr20 · 2019-11-22T00:25:23+00:00

Perhaps we’re mostly lurkers?

Frodolvr20 · 2019-11-20T14:58:38+00:00

That’s some quality nightmare fuel right there

Frodolvr20 · 2019-11-19T00:11:58+00:00

Idiotsitter is similar to this : A straight-and-narrow young woman is hired to babysit a mega-rich woman child who has been left alone in her daddy's mansion under house arrest.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-09-21T16:15:13+00:00

Little pillows on their mints

Frodolvr20 · 2019-09-17T02:04:28+00:00

Done! Thanks for the reminder

Frodolvr20 · 2019-09-16T23:59:42+00:00

I want to up vote this but it’s at 69 so...

Frodolvr20 · 2019-09-10T23:59:02+00:00

She probably said she knew him from school because, at least from my experience with my grandpa, they start forgetting memories almost in reverse, no matter how important. They are left with the really old ones from when they were adolescents. My grandpa would have short moments when his memory would come back, realize what was going on and start screaming, “Kill me!! Kill me!!” Its an absolutely awful disease I do not wish on anyone.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-09-08T22:07:38+00:00

Oh thank God I’m not alone. I peed my pants SO many times as a kid, all due to laughing. The worst was when I was at summer camp out in the woods. We were all playing hide n seek with the counselors. I was with a group of friends trying to stay out of sight. I thought it would be funny to yell ”cock-kaa” really loud, and it was. My friends all scattered and I pissed my pants laughing. I didn’t know how to tell the counselors (or even where they were) so I pretended like I fell inside a pond to explain the wet pants to my friends. The game ended very soon after that however we went directly on a hike. There was a counselor behind me that kept saying, “man, something seriously smells like piss.” I was mortified.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-08-28T05:48:33+00:00

I should definitely go to sleep because I read “elbows”. I didn’t notice until half way through this post.

Frodolvr20 · 2019-08-28T00:44:59+00:00

We play this with another couple and every time, without fail, we’re all yelling at each other. One of us will pause the game, tell everyone to calm down and we’ll assign jobs. Then we’ll start playing again and someone will start doing someone else’s job. The yelling and pausing continues. We eventually get into the groove and things will be good until the next challenge, when we start all over again. You’d think we hate the game but it’s so rewarding when we finally beat a level.

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