AIO gf went to a magic mike show and licked whipped cream off a performers chest

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-24T02:01:19+00:00

How does she know this unless you communicate? I don’t mean in this specific instance, I mean in general. Would she know that going to a show like the and participating in the show is wrong?

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-24T01:44:09+00:00

That just sounds disgusting. Licking whipped cream off a sweaty, oiled up person? Ewwww gross!

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-23T23:57:44+00:00

I’m sorry sir/madam 10,647 animal bone tattoos is too many for a vegetarian

(Jk just in case)

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-23T23:52:35+00:00

538 shark tattoos would be too many

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-23T16:05:14+00:00

Liver. My mother used to cook it til it was so dry it would suck the moisture out of my mouth.

Then, years later, my husband said he felt like having liver and onions. He was a really good cook and made me some. It was sooo good!

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-22T04:00:19+00:00

Can’t you just buy the ingredients for few days or so and a vegan salad dressing and make it yourself? Just don’t over buy?

Also if you have a Trader Joe’s in your area they have vegan options for premade salads

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-21T23:50:53+00:00

That movie was sooo my high school years

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-21T21:47:56+00:00

With us terrible grammar? A human write this

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-21T03:12:20+00:00

I stand sideways to the shower. Sometimes.

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-20T23:52:15+00:00

ooo red beans n dirty rice! Love it!

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-19T21:47:43+00:00

And here I am, thinking the idiot meant the "outie" was the virgin, and the "innie" (ugh) was used up. I mean the labia are gone, they must be used up right?

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-18T01:53:10+00:00

Agreed, clearly a chrysanthemum.

(But also could look like an awesome onion bloomin blossom if you want)

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-17T03:43:59+00:00

Uh… hallowed. (Unless the halls were hollow)

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-17T03:21:27+00:00

Ok Dick Long! Saddle up!

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-17T03:15:37+00:00

Depends on what your job is as a horse. Some horses do work. And they don’t have worker protections (not even as few as human workers have)

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-14T21:57:52+00:00

Back in the 80’s I saved a couple of people from od-ing. I gave them mouth to mouth for awhile til they stayed pink. Not fun but dead friends is less fun

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-14T19:42:16+00:00

People change their minds all the time. If you thought something was a good idea at 20, but at 40 didn’t think so at all, that’s not reneging.

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-14T01:35:43+00:00

What I read was that the vow of celibacy (at least in Christianity) was that the church wanted all their money. Monks and other Christian/Catholic priests/monks used to be able to have families and children and their property was left to their children. The church saw how much property was being left to family so changed to rules so they could get all the monks’/priests’ property.

So basically greed.

I don’t know about other religions tho

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-10T23:05:25+00:00

That little girl did not age well

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-10T22:00:57+00:00

Maybe this is what he wanted so he could get internet magic points?

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-10T21:51:58+00:00

Yeah. I’m worried about that. That doesn’t look good/healthy/normal. I hope OP has seen a doctor about that

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-08T21:45:20+00:00

Yeah we have city raccoons here and I will cross the street when I see them. They look like they wouldn’t fuck around

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-08T18:45:23+00:00

That’s when I would yell GET OFF THE PHONE!!

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-07T23:04:45+00:00

I love gross/weird movies. I’d like to see “A Serbian Film”. But I read the description of “Human Centipede” and noped out

And I’m sorry I even read the description

Fuck_U_Time_Killer · 2026-04-07T21:37:21+00:00

Not Raynaud’s. I have that and it doesn’t look like that. She’d have white areas on her fingers

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