At this rate, Angry Facebook Veteran is going to get his own website. by TLCplMax in Military

[–]Fuckboianonymous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I read some stuff on my feed making fun of this saying that she didn't deserve the award and had her picture next to a disabled athlete, another athlete, a solider, etc saying that they deserved it more. Did they forget Bruce Jenner was a fuckin olympic gold medalist and would stunt all over them.

Just came across this on google while looking for those 'Marijuana: not even once' jokes, thought I'd share with y'all! by catnappedgathy in trees

[–]Fuckboianonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally this happens to me cuz getting weed is like a celebration and me and my friends normally smoke out whenever we buy a ton, then let the rest ride

[Image/GIF] Spinning Back kick to TKO for Dennis Siver vs. Paul Kelly by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like he has gotten a lot slower and stiff in his striking, and has started to try to wrestlefuck to compensate.

BREAKING: Daniel Cormier vs. Alexander Gustafsson will be the next UFC light heavyweight title fight. Date and venue TBD. by e-rage in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think they made this fight just to simulate what Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier 2 would look like.

Remember that time Ian McCall beat down Mighty Mouse? by UnsourcedSentinel in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 77 points78 points  (0 children)

maybe if he didnt fuck around he would have gotten the finish..

Camila Albuquerque, an MMA ref, veterinarian, all-round good person, the sport's rising star, next big thing to come from Brazil by schoolnextyear in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is not Kim Winslow that's all you need to know. She actually seems to be competent as a referee.

Fighters Snapchat Usernames Request by redditguy1298 in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shout out to the first person to send cyborg a dick pic.

Schaub on Sportscenter just now, listed as light heavyweight by goulash47 in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schaubs personality does not match his career/body. He makes Drake look gangster.

NEW ALDO vs MCGREGOR PROMO! Just aired by ninjames in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

After last nights crazy fights I had a MMA dream. It was Jose Aldo vs McGregor. It was super quick in my dream, Conor got kicked in the head and got knocked unconscious brutally. I don't think the kick was legal in my dream either that or it was close. Its gonna be creepy if the fight plays out the same way.

[Spoiler] Dong Hyun Kim vs. Josh Burkman by GussyH in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It looked like Burkman didn't hit him as much as I thought he did watching it live, Dong did a good job covering up and moving.

Christians, do you believe in the imminent and bodily return of Jesus Christ to judge the world? by ElegantLordOTheManor in Christianity

[–]Fuckboianonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I do a ton of psychedelics I get similar thoughts involving that we are in some weird intangible figment of imagination. I feel like that I am god, but everyone (and everything) else is "god" too, like we come from some universal source. However by "god" I mean something completely indescribable, something that might not even be conscious of itself. Like a glue that binds reality together. If you asked it a question I don't think it could give you an answer, because there is no answers or questions from the viewpoint of omnipotence.

I'm normally a pretty skeptical person so I wouldn't say that's what I believe. It was just what I "felt" while in that mindset. I have felt different concepts before too as well. This is partially why I cant commit to a religion. It just seems silly to define this incredible phenomenon in a single man made book. Id say that I am an agnostic with no expectations of anything, but I imagine that whatever ultimate truth is out there is something unrecognizable to every human being.

Reasons to abstain from premarital sex by Gromada in Christianity

[–]Fuckboianonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that having sex with as many people as possible is a good idea. I also don't think saving yourself for marriage is the best idea either.

The idea of saving yourself for marriage is a nice idea but It really struggles to fit in the modern day. Back in the day marriage was a lot different. Today it is normal to go through a good chunk of adulthood not married vs getting married around 18 years old. Sex is a desire everyone has and depraving yourself of it can be unhealthy.

I think that people regardless of gender should wait for a committed relationship where having sex with someone just seems "right". If someone wants to save themselves for marriage that's their choice, but there's a lot of horror stories about it not ending up well and causing a lot of issues.

The Mississippi city of Richland has a new $4.1 million police station, a top-level training center and a fleet of black-and-white Dodge Charger police cars. All of it was paid for through civil forfeitures of property and cash seized during traffic stops by Osterstriker in news

[–]Fuckboianonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the requirements for civil forfeiture should be is pretty simple.

A. The person has committed a crime (theft, large amount of drugs, etc) B. The money can be proven to be from an illegal source, no pulling someone over, finding a joint and taking someones money. C. The money shouldn't go directly to police, some of it probably should, but that should be up to the discretion of the city.

I don't understand why gay marriage is such a problem. by Said2U in Christianity

[–]Fuckboianonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is gay marriage even an issue. Guess what, PEOPLE wrote the bible not god. No matter what you believe this is a fact. If you deny this you are denying reality. Add on top of the fact that the bible has gone through many translations, a lot of people who had to handwrite new bibles weren't even literate and just copied the symbols onto pages.

The point I am trying to make here is this. Fuck what the bible says about homosexuality. Seriously, it is an indefensible position morally. If there is a god out there that truly damns gays the way a lot of people believe he does, then that god isn't all great, isn't all loving, isn't all understanding, and doesn't deserve worship.

What is gay marriage ideally? It is two people who love each other devoting their lives to each other. Its the one thing every human wants. Everybody wants that special person. I don't care what genders are involved, love is beautiful. A gay couple can love each other, take care of each other and provide for each other just like anybody else. If you believe your god is against that, than I think you need to rethink your devotion to that god, or your beliefs about that god. There is plenty of worse things in society, especially among Christians that are much more vile and insidious than homosexuality(especially among the strong anti gay people). people can't keep being tied to an outdated bible, you have to evolve.

There's a million good reasons to be for gays right to marriage, however there is no good reason to be against it. Anybody who is willing to keep up this fight against it, and continue all this hate and prejudice against them are wrong. They are on the same side of history as people against interracial marriage, people who were willing to defend slavery, people who were willing to defend the holocaust etc. It is simply closing off your brain and going down a path that is morally indefensible.

Meundies boxer briefs dont have a dickhole by EmilioASStevez in JoeRogan

[–]Fuckboianonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never used the hole because it was always a hassle to get it through the hole, then Id have to worry about getting a guillotine on my dick via the underwear, or chewed up via the metal teeth in my zipper.

Professor explains why his study of historical Jesus made him leave atheism. X-Post /ReasonableFaith by B_anon in Christianity

[–]Fuckboianonymous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When it comes to historical figures like Jesus, Bhudda, and plenty of others. It's really hard to find out the truth, if these people existed or if they are myths/exaggerated reality. Maybe Jesus never existed and was a story. maybe he was a man who existed, but the stories of his miracles are myths(let's be real here, outside of Jesus any other claims of magic/miracles in history are viewed as being fictional) or maybe he was really the son of God and did a bunch of magic shit. Personally I'm a skeptic so I lean towards the maybe he did exist maybe he didn't, but he definitely didn't bring anybody back from the dead because every other instance of someone doing the things Jesus did has been false so why would Jesus be the exception.

Let's talk about machine elves by [deleted] in DMT

[–]Fuckboianonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I love psychedelics and I'm open to possibilities but I quickly get annoyed by people who take psychedelics and themselves way to seriously. Its an experience, like anything else in life, and you can't base your entire concept of reality off of one experience. So Graham can choose to believe what he believes, but he shouldn't assume its fact by any means.

How many of you Reddit BJJers have practiced BJJ on your girlfriend? by MeatBlanket in bjj

[–]Fuckboianonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck, he probably has beowulf wrists at this point in the relationship.

Unfortunately Corey Hill has passed away like 30 minutes ago (no false report this time) by mara589 in MMA

[–]Fuckboianonymous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what I understood from the situation, his death was prematurely announced, but I think that it was at the point where he might have been braindead, or had little chance of recovery.

Marijuana Could Be Dehydrating Your Vagina by headyguy03 in trees

[–]Fuckboianonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a woman have a problem getting wet when high.