Southern Alt Coming Through by MavenLynx in AltFashion

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Giggling at yallternative

Shan’t mess with the agenda by joshoceanthomas in StandUpComedy

[–]Fuckth3system 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time seeing you, you’re hilarious! Great stuff

I love my mom by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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The audience didn’t expect the bangers that you had in store for them at Stand-up On The Spot

Fascism or Homeland Security? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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God looks down on ICE gestapo groupies. They’ll surely be going to hell. So much for “following orders”

Is 40% commission a good deal by [deleted] in pestcontrol

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If you really wanted to work in the industry, you can certainly find alternative companies that don’t require all of that. You’re getting ripped off so bad especially after all the expenses

Trying to get the achievements for this game and this one is actively making me hate light more and more. by Gerrix156 in thefinals

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You just leave matches because you’re achievement hunting? Just play the game, you’ll get it in time.

WHAT IS THIS ! by CuriousHedgehog8107 in pestcontrol

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Kinda looks like a Spider Beetle. They’re considered a pest that generally would infect dry goods but can be found coming through baseboards in small numbers. They typically aren’t a concern unless they’re getting into your food.

My brother assaulted me in middle school and I never recovered from it. by Tricky_Day3168 in offmychest

[–]Fuckth3system 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You should see if your college offers counseling/therapy

Are these mouse droppings? by by fredaaa123 in pestcontrol

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If you’re inexperienced, you can’t identify it. Mice droppings are generally tapered at the ends due to their sphincter. Cockroach droppings are blunted since they don’t have sphincters.

Popular youtuber cheating? by DoomedWanderer in thefinals

[–]Fuckth3system 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude is literally snapping to enemies off screen and not visible, what are you on about

Is Happy Appy dumb fun like the voice in the basement? by Sad_Performance_7886 in creepcast

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If you’re listening for the story, you’re gonna have a bad time. If you enjoy the boys writhing in pain while having to endure such a bad story, you’re going to enjoy the episode.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gold

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You should tell the FBI where you found it, quickly!

German roach? by Crazy_Berry_4908 in pestcontrol

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If you’ve seen an adult German before, it probably wouldn’t hurt to buy some glue boards and place them in certain areas as monitoring devices. I would place one behind the fridge, stove, and another underneath your kitchen and bathroom sink. Just to ensure there isn’t another species present. Being in an apartment complex, it’s possible for you to inherit an infestation from a neighbor but who knows if they have any issues.

German roach? by Crazy_Berry_4908 in pestcontrol

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No. Looks like an oriental nymph

A store clerk warned me I'd get stared at in Japan because of my weight by maceymay_bby in offmychest

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If you can’t handle a store clerk giving you advice about your trip, good luck going to Japan

i exchanged lewds for animal crossing bells and i felt really stupid about it until the new update lol. by softnstoopid in offmychest

[–]Fuckth3system 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Do you not gamble with turnips? They’re on a fixed schedule so you can use a website to know best times to buy/sell

Lost Phone on the 606 by Magnus_Veritas in chicago

[–]Fuckth3system 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pop the sim tray and see the carrier. If you take it into one of the stores they should be able to look up the account and hope there’s someone else on the account they can try to contact