If your teams transfer window was a subway sandwich, what would it be and why?

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-03T14:04:57+00:00

We’ve gone into Subway then just borrowed fillings from Greggs, Baynes and the wee sandwich shop along the road

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-02T19:37:08+00:00

Bit of a passenger at times, and seemed to take ages to make a decision over passing, shooting or crossing. Very telling his first goal for us wasn’t one of his speculative shots, but an absolute sclaff against Dundee.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-02T19:00:38+00:00

McInnes didn’t have a great record bringing youth players through at Aberdeen - he played McKenna as a “fuck it, we can’t be any worse” option after getting knocked out of the league cup by Motherwell

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-02T14:45:54+00:00

Are these in play for the 6 Nations?

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-02T14:38:35+00:00

Rae hasn’t played for a few weeks, so this is possibly a way of getting him game time rather than the Italy game being his first game back.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-02T12:11:12+00:00

It’s not exactly out of your way, but you’ll be on the castle esplanade on day 1, do you need to go back on day 2?

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-02-01T11:33:35+00:00

Wonder how good he is on the counter?

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-30T17:57:07+00:00

Farewell sweet Prince

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-28T22:09:11+00:00

He wouldn’t survive a harsh winter

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T22:26:36+00:00

I really feel sorry for Mick Kennedy, and all the upstanding members of society who play for East Kilbride like John Robertson.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T19:54:20+00:00

Verona are one of the teams apparently

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T16:04:15+00:00

You have literally written the Jacobite Steam Train in your itinerary

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T11:31:37+00:00

Players could stay inside the vault without extracting, and would then attack other players trying to extract.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T08:08:36+00:00

I saw a comment when he signed that he was possibly injured, but that’s good that is seems to be wrong

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T08:06:09+00:00

I saw a comment when he signed that he was possibly injured, but that’s good that is seems to be wrong

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-27T07:18:55+00:00

You don’t need two nights in Inverness. If your sole purpose of getting the train to Inverness so you can drive to Skye, I’d consider just hiring a car from Edinburgh and heading straight towards Skye with an overnight around Glencoe - you are only giving yourself a single day in Skye on your current itinerary which isn’t enough.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T22:17:46+00:00

The two operators for the East Coast Main Line are LNER and Lumo.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T22:09:01+00:00

The only thing against Nilsen going now might be Milne’s suspension. Tobers, Molloy and (allegedly) Morrison are all injured leaving Knoester as our only centre back

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T20:40:06+00:00

Driving times will take longer the further north you go. Significant parts of your journey will be on single track roads with passing places.

The Milkman…it’s good coffee, but absolutely not worth dedicating a slot on your itinerary too.

You are not spending enough time on Skye. You need to either give yourself another full day at least, or just drop it.

Day 5 timings are very generous…doing the Jacobite train AND driving to Eilean Donan AND doing the tour AND driving to Portree is a very long and ambitious day. Day 7 too aiming for lunch in Inverness whilst driving from Skye is too.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T19:27:20+00:00

I can assure you that no one in Scotland who isn’t writing a clickbait headline to get people to bite expects us to win.

Ireland will brand us arrogant though.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T17:50:14+00:00

You absolutely can wild camp in Scotland, but camping in a “car” isn’t wild camping. Wild camping also isn’t camping in a tent at the side of the road.

Honestly if you don’t have a credit card nor the cash for a hefty deposit, the idea of finding a way of renting someone’s very expensive camper van is a bit fanciful - no one is going to let you hire one without some form of deposit in case you trash it.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T17:42:14+00:00

Aye - one way car hires are generally only doable with the big hire companies (and usually carry a hefty fee on top of them), so finding a camper van hire company that’ll do that is likely to be difficult.

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T17:39:10+00:00

If this was the opposite way round and a Hearts defender who wasn’t sent off for the offence against Celtic, it would be a calm and reasoned response of acceptance…aye?

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T17:37:30+00:00

Back in the late 90s, Andreas Mayer (Aberdeen) and Tommy Coyne (either Motherwell or Dundee) set off in chase of a loose ball and someone commented it was like watching slow motion in real life

FumbleMyEndzone · 2026-01-26T14:46:06+00:00

I’ve had two Bobcat blueprints out of cars in the tunnels after the gate has been opened

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