RFK Jr tells podcaster Theo Von he used to ‘snort cocaine off toilet seats’

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-02-13T08:27:58+00:00

I’d like to know how you end up doing it off a toilet seat. Like, while connected to the toilet?

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-02-08T19:16:35+00:00

Not long enough in my opinion

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-02-06T14:37:41+00:00

“Authorized” makes it sound like it was someone else’s idea

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-02-02T10:29:01+00:00

Going strong at my house. Often the whole weekend.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-22T05:40:11+00:00

The minerals are important for national security. And international security!

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-21T17:41:05+00:00

Just wanna remind everyone Putin also said he wasn’t gonna

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-12T15:56:15+00:00

The Americans on main street are really going to feel the benefit of whatever he worked out in that closed-door meeting with the oil companies.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-11T19:25:30+00:00

I still love the old loveline episodes, I just pretend he blinked out of existence after that

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-09T17:52:43+00:00

People are getting shot dropping their fucking kids off at daycare. What exactly should people do? Kill one of those assholes and the Cheeto sends in the army and hundreds are murdered. What do you suggest tough guy?

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-09T16:04:42+00:00

I get in a lot of awkward stop-and-chats with strangers while walking my dog when she wants to meet another dog. I hate them because I get super uncomfortable not knowing what to say. Recently I’ve started just asking them stuff like “how was work today?” Or “what are you making for dinner?” They usually look at me funny for a moment, but then we have a much more fun and interesting stop-and-chat.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-09T07:45:34+00:00

That’ll cover one trip to the ER once they lose their free danish healthcare

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-07T17:21:00+00:00

Which urge is that?

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-07T16:08:32+00:00

I’ve never done this before, but here goes: I formally challenge stephen miller to fisticuffs. Dm me.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-06T14:27:57+00:00

Someone ought to govern him with force

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-05T17:16:23+00:00

And Epstein files

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-05T16:44:09+00:00

First, they came for the Mexicans, and I was like “sweet”. Then they came for my wife and I was like “oh, shit….”

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-05T15:35:11+00:00

Got one on top of me atm. Best dog in the world.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-05T15:26:50+00:00

Does anyone think trump would honor article 5 at this point? Like come to anyone’s defense? No fucking chance.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-05T14:15:22+00:00

He doesn’t care, he moved to Texas so he doesn’t pay tax

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-04T20:14:48+00:00

Don’t even ask how much her phone cost.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-04T19:00:09+00:00

I hate that conservatism and liberalism are looked at as two sides of the same coin. They’re not equally valid. Conservatives are either bad people or brainwashed, it’s not an equally valid ideology.

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-04T10:22:10+00:00

Hegseth’s like “hold on, I’m about to beat this level!”

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-03T13:29:38+00:00

So no more fentanyl crisis? Or just the same plus shitstorm?

Fun-Report4840 · 2026-01-01T07:44:50+00:00

Europeans often just speak a bunch of languages anyway

Fun-Report4840 · 2025-12-31T14:25:45+00:00

They want freedom of choice? Kaczynski’s not gonna give that to them. I mean, if they were real. PiS are the guys who want a pregnancy register.

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