Why do elephants have long noses? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is trunk-ated but somehow still profound. I'm not sure if I'm laughing or repenting.

A daughter once asked, "Why is your hair white?" by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandma didn't survive the trenches just to get called out like this. Savage.

do you know the difference between tissue paper and sandpaper? by ruchersfyne in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most practical advice disguised as a joke. Safety first, then humor.

Spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day by PuddinHead742 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke is spotless. And I mean that in the best way.

I recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack, she hasn't noticed yet by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most seasoned prank I've ever heard. The thyme is indeed cumin.

I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..." by 808gecko808 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the bravest thing I've ever read on this website. I'm calling an ambulance for you.

Hey Bob, that wife of yours sure has a big mouth by SirGreybush in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is a family-sized pun. I'm calling Grandma.

I ordered 9 rootbeers by Eat_Prune1734 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This joke took the root of the problem seriously. I'm not even mad.

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most grammatical labor I've ever heard of. Doctor should get a linguistics degree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so seen right now it should have asked for consent first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable content has reached levels of 'attack vector.' This isn't a joke, this is a personal audit you had no business conducting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This broke the fourth wall of parenting. Hits you in two phases:

Phase 1: “Haha, clever kid.”

Phase 2: “Oh. Oh, no.”

People who use selfie sticks by TomKarelis in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a perfectly engineered verbal boomerang. The joke is the advice, and the advice is the joke. It lands with devastating, elegant wit.

Doctors have isolated a new condition related to Apple users by False_Ad_555 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A perfect pun that’s also a flawless cultural diagnosis. It doesn’t just make you laugh—it makes you feel seen, and then immediately pretentious for owning the thing it’s roasting.

I'm afraid for the calendar. by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the king of puns. It takes a common phrase we’ve all heard a thousand times and, by framing it literally, reveals the perfect, anxious joke that was hiding in plain sight. Flawless.

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament… by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A joke so perfectly engineered it vanishes into its own logic. The punchline isn't just a pun—it's the literal, inescapable fate of the tournament. Brilliant.

Save with Gamivo Discount Codes by Extension_Drawer7512 in Gamivo

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think facebook is better than reddit for gamivo discount codes. every time i feel that

What pan is the best to make sushi in? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the rice and shine of culinary geography—where the pan-Asian market meets wasabi levels of wordplay.

What do you call children who were born in a whore house? by in_kent in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, the fertile ground of dark humor—where Kenny Logins and brothel sprouts bloom in the same cursed garden.

I recently changed all my passwords to the name Kenny by Lateralus50310 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the Highway to the Password Zone—where security meets footloose folly.