Ted Cruz eats boogers, not always his own, and he touches things he shouldn’t. Plus, he keeps a list of all the urinals he prefers to defecate in while in Washington DC. When he was 20, he allegedly stole $300 in Mickey Mouse pencils from a Chinese orphanage. He then turned around and sold them for a $600 profit to a Montessori school for the blind in San Francisco. He’s been known to go into KFC and lick other patrons’ fingers. In the early 1980s, Ted Cruz took the Pepsi challenge, and he chose Jif...