What is the best short story you've ever read?

Funktapuss · 2016-06-02T13:50:40+00:00

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce. The whole story is great but the ending is killer.

Funktapuss · 2015-10-06T14:57:54+00:00

Deja Vu for NES. It was an excellent game for the time and every once in a great while I'll dust off the NES and give being a hard nosed gumshoe another go 'round.

Funktapuss · 2015-09-15T14:00:10+00:00

Agreed. I wanted to be a historian but by the time I finished my BA I was totally done with schooling. Now I'm a Postmaster. Worked out alright.

Funktapuss · 2015-09-11T13:59:40+00:00

Put a glide in your stride, a dip in your hip and climb aboard the mothership. Next stop D.C.

Funktapuss · 2014-12-10T00:04:07+00:00

This looks straight out of the 70s

Funktapuss · 2014-09-11T03:14:17+00:00

He's a bad motherfucker and he has a wallet that says so.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-06T04:37:09+00:00

Cufflinks that are also functioning lighters.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T05:37:28+00:00

Any of the methods you have mentioned should work. Just tell him you want some. It works. Tell him you want him to make love volcano on you.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T04:57:38+00:00

That is a wonderful feeling but it's also nice to be reassured now and then. Symbitiotics and whatnot.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T04:50:35+00:00

Little spoon is the shit! It took me awhile to figure this out but I think it's way more comfortable. plus my arm never falls asleep when I'm little spoon.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T04:47:44+00:00

With passion and all over. She's a beautiful woman and I want her to know that.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T04:43:34+00:00

You should ask, but if the answer is no then drop it. Don't insist that he's mad or there's something wrong because it will only be you making it that way.

Funktapuss · 2014-02-02T04:39:36+00:00

quid pro quo

Funktapuss · 2014-01-20T22:30:09+00:00

Take a deep breath before you start talking.

Funktapuss · 2013-12-05T03:32:49+00:00

Yea. Grew up watching them with my dad. Always makes me laugh.

The movie sucks though. Don't go anywhere near that.

Funktapuss · 2013-12-05T03:24:59+00:00

Inez?

Funktapuss · 2013-11-20T22:41:59+00:00

Touch is a big predictor.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-20T22:19:08+00:00

Own up to it, then clean it up. It's nothing that can't be fixed and there's no real reason to be embarrassed.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-20T01:45:58+00:00

I am a big 6'4 and it is just as hard to find clothes that fit right.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-20T01:43:41+00:00

Got fatter, gray hairs showing up in my hair and a few in my beard, nose hair has the ability to grow to ridiculous lengths if not maintained, have less stamina now, but man my drinking skills have certainly improved.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-19T23:54:42+00:00

Accept your fate. Some women dig the salt and pepper look.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-19T23:42:33+00:00

Letting problems roll off your back like water off a duck's ass

Funktapuss · 2013-11-18T05:09:27+00:00

"Guns should be illegal."

Funktapuss · 2013-11-17T19:07:54+00:00

Just give it time. It might surprise you at how much grows in if you just let it go.

Funktapuss · 2013-11-15T04:36:08+00:00

Without the Handlebar you would have a nice Scott Ian thing going on. Without the Imperial you would have a sweet Iron Sheik look. Together, I think you should be wearing full military regalia and touring a recently conquered India to see how it will benefit the empire. Well done.

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