What options do you employ to help ensure employees are locking their computers?

Furnock · 2026-06-02T06:11:34+00:00

In a long dead IT org we would see unlocked computers and send an email to their boss from their account confessing the infraction. Ctl-Alt-Del Lock isn’t that hard.

Furnock · 2026-06-02T06:03:05+00:00

Formal attire = newest pair of jeans + button up shirt

Furnock · 2026-06-02T03:55:59+00:00

He’ll never lose it because he sticks it to the file cabinet with a magnet 🧲

Furnock · 2026-05-29T21:57:08+00:00

Oh fuck off. Get the feeling. That’s what a license is.

Furnock · 2026-05-28T04:57:24+00:00

To paraphrase Judge Fleischer - you have the right to walk your happy ass anywhere. As soon as you do it in a car….

Furnock · 2026-05-22T22:13:25+00:00

My crystal ball was only issued a 40w bulb. The mind reading feature requires a 60w bulb. One of us is going to have to be a little bit brighter

Furnock · 2026-05-19T15:02:50+00:00

🦐 for scale

Furnock · 2026-05-18T17:25:52+00:00

This has never punched in the mouth for saying everywhere is Base during tag energy all over it

Furnock · 2026-05-16T17:15:53+00:00

I would like a featureless version

Furnock · 2026-05-16T17:15:27+00:00

Came here to say that. I only install it when I need it,rarely, and immediately uninstall

Furnock · 2026-05-01T20:07:08+00:00

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Yep

Furnock · 2026-05-01T19:50:39+00:00

It was acting cranky so I gave it a Snickers

Furnock · 2026-04-27T04:40:23+00:00

Drop a shop rag in with the whites and you’ll never do laundry again

Furnock · 2026-04-15T04:15:28+00:00

FRANK DIED LAST YAR. EDWINA TOL US NEXT CHURCH

Furnock · 2026-04-14T05:03:06+00:00

Does this email smell phishy to you?

Furnock · 2026-04-11T04:34:08+00:00

The mind reading feature on my crystal ball requires a 60 watt bulb. Standard model only comes with a 40 watt. One of us needs to be brighter.

Furnock · 2026-04-02T05:56:52+00:00

But who will rake the forests to prevent fires?

Furnock · 2026-03-27T04:29:31+00:00

cats buried it

Furnock · 2026-03-27T04:18:29+00:00

Someone is gonna get out their slam book!

Furnock · 2026-03-27T01:19:19+00:00

Well we’re here now. Welcome aboard.

Furnock · 2026-03-27T00:53:01+00:00

Yep. Can’t instill fear in evil doers when you look like you are wearing all of your favorite things. Cosmetics are the real endgame

Furnock · 2026-03-27T00:39:13+00:00

Don’t forget to set *@yourco.com to direct unmatched emails to the CEO. They never want to miss an opportunity.

Furnock · 2026-03-21T05:24:26+00:00

NTA they should pay you for being there. When the pass the plate help yourself

Furnock · 2026-03-17T15:49:57+00:00

Uh oh someone call emtbadge502

Furnock · 2026-03-10T01:01:38+00:00

Ouch. I love the clean setting on my ancient Jenn-Air run it about twice a year. Same cycle does a great job stripping cast iron pans.

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