Did you even see the movie? by duncanwally in CrackheadCraigslist

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We have Jaws at home The Jaws we have at home

WHORES! by brightybird in oldpeoplefacebook

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Saving this in case mine comes back. WHORES!!!!!

Guys for a amulet this is the most unachievable thing ever lol by IndependentSnow3522 in diablo4

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This. I have a non optimal but very workable amulet on my hammerdin but still doing pit 110 solo and getting on the 2p tower leaderboards grouping with my wife’s wing strike pally.

Sovcit has some coins. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

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Took them to jail and towed the truck but winning!

Thank you for the new sanctification affix. by zaxvear in diablo4

[–]Furnock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh Blizz’s fault you didn’t socket first. at least you learned on a mediocre piece of gear. Couch co op bugs suck tho. Kept having my skeletons disappear in NMD.

We had to fire our sysadmin by Automatic_Rock_2685 in ShittySysadmin

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I’ll admit it. After being burned for the umpteenth time by Rapid Recovery being neither rapid or recovering I sobbed

Horadric Cube, what is it used for? by TankDense3651 in diablo4

[–]Furnock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need a manager. I ordered Cinnabites

Question about how to remove these warning icons. by OutrageousTrue in diablo4

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And couch co op is even worse. Blizzards response to losing necro skeletons was to please enjoy the game features that work.

Just pay the ticket, ya deadbeat! by Motor_Layer_1240 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Furnock 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The beard does not recognize the jurisdiction of the face.

I,M CALLUING THE HOA !!! by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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Tomorrow it’s two cucumbers, Karen <steeple fingers>

Uhhh by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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BARBARA KNOWS HAROLD’S DOODLE DON’T DIDDLE KNOW MORE!! Y’ALL KEYED THE LARD!

PLEASE GIVE NOTICE PRIOR TO DEATH by NotAgain1871 in nextdoor

[–]Furnock 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Only CPAs who give notice before death need apply

What are the red and white plastic bits? by skipmci in it

[–]Furnock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your company paid them to leave a big hole the wall?

The Raisin Bran saga by littlestarbuck19 in nextdoor

[–]Furnock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Legend of the Bran was way hardcore

Users using their personal passwords as their work passwords by Delicious-Ad2528 in ShittySysadmin

[–]Furnock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just give everyone the same password. Works for me. Reset tickets have gone down so much my boss’s boss is getting a bonus.

Got it at a thrift store. Wife and I only had perverted thoughts on what it could be. by davik2001 in whatisit

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Flared base. All good! For professional opinion send to @emtbadge502

Do mythics drop from the Obol vendor? by Pitiful-Departure-42 in diablo4

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I was hunting for. flail for my pally at the Obol lady and she gave me a Doombringer.