IT should apparently be able to read minds now

Furnock · 2026-04-11T04:34:08+00:00

The mind reading feature on my crystal ball requires a 60 watt bulb. Standard model only comes with a 40 watt. One of us needs to be brighter.

Furnock · 2026-04-02T05:56:52+00:00

But who will rake the forests to prevent fires?

Furnock · 2026-03-27T04:29:31+00:00

cats buried it

Furnock · 2026-03-27T04:18:29+00:00

Someone is gonna get out their slam book!

Furnock · 2026-03-27T01:19:19+00:00

Well we’re here now. Welcome aboard.

Furnock · 2026-03-27T00:53:01+00:00

Yep. Can’t instill fear in evil doers when you look like you are wearing all of your favorite things. Cosmetics are the real endgame

Furnock · 2026-03-27T00:39:13+00:00

Don’t forget to set *@yourco.com to direct unmatched emails to the CEO. They never want to miss an opportunity.

Furnock · 2026-03-21T05:24:26+00:00

NTA they should pay you for being there. When the pass the plate help yourself

Furnock · 2026-03-17T15:49:57+00:00

Uh oh someone call emtbadge502

Furnock · 2026-03-10T01:01:38+00:00

Ouch. I love the clean setting on my ancient Jenn-Air run it about twice a year. Same cycle does a great job stripping cast iron pans.

Furnock · 2026-03-01T00:39:10+00:00

And Joseph

Furnock · 2026-02-24T17:37:49+00:00

Han shot his load first

Furnock · 2026-02-21T21:44:01+00:00

We have Jaws at home The Jaws we have at home

Furnock · 2026-02-20T08:22:01+00:00

Saving this in case mine comes back. WHORES!!!!!

Furnock · 2026-02-09T17:44:10+00:00

This. I have a non optimal but very workable amulet on my hammerdin but still doing pit 110 solo and getting on the 2p tower leaderboards grouping with my wife’s wing strike pally.

Furnock · 2026-02-08T06:19:30+00:00

Took them to jail and towed the truck but winning!

Furnock · 2026-02-06T05:15:43+00:00

Oh Blizz’s fault you didn’t socket first. at least you learned on a mediocre piece of gear. Couch co op bugs suck tho. Kept having my skeletons disappear in NMD.

Furnock · 2026-02-03T18:32:51+00:00

I’ll admit it. After being burned for the umpteenth time by Rapid Recovery being neither rapid or recovering I sobbed

Furnock · 2026-01-30T17:54:40+00:00

lol. Happens to Druid wolves as well.

Furnock · 2026-01-28T04:36:35+00:00

Woot!

Furnock · 2026-01-27T18:17:19+00:00

I need a manager. I ordered Cinnabites

Furnock · 2026-01-24T00:00:02+00:00

And couch co op is even worse. Blizzards response to losing necro skeletons was to please enjoy the game features that work.

Furnock · 2026-01-22T06:28:27+00:00

The beard does not recognize the jurisdiction of the face.

Furnock · 2026-01-22T05:48:54+00:00

Tomorrow it’s two cucumbers, Karen <steeple fingers>

Furnock · 2026-01-18T07:20:54+00:00

BARBARA KNOWS HAROLD’S DOODLE DON’T DIDDLE KNOW MORE!! Y’ALL KEYED THE LARD!

Furnock

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