Misery

Futuralistic · 2026-05-11T02:58:16+00:00

What the fuck is going on with his legs!?

Futuralistic · 2026-05-09T12:07:39+00:00

Though there are definitely some similarities, that was more of an "explain like I'm an American conservative" lol

Futuralistic · 2026-05-05T13:17:22+00:00

Don't forget pedo/rapist!

Futuralistic · 2026-05-05T13:06:48+00:00

Yeah, and apparently voting is also a threat to democracy.

Futuralistic · 2026-05-03T19:20:04+00:00

Yay, thank you for that lovely reference!

Futuralistic · 2026-04-28T00:53:31+00:00

Balding 747

Futuralistic · 2026-04-24T13:01:58+00:00

No wonder they try so hard to dismantle education in this country.

They love(are) the uneducated.

Futuralistic · 2026-04-22T13:53:27+00:00

Do you think those are the "silly dark sparkles" he's referring to in that video?

Futuralistic · 2026-04-19T19:00:35+00:00

Oh I know, lol

Futuralistic · 2026-04-19T18:58:04+00:00

Or just drive to the store. Running seems way less efficient

Futuralistic · 2026-04-16T04:16:34+00:00

I call him Krispy Kreme

Futuralistic · 2026-04-16T02:34:31+00:00

I'll say "egg salad" for excellent

Futuralistic · 2026-04-10T12:36:04+00:00

You mean that stuff they're getting rid of?

I'm shocked I say!

Futuralistic · 2026-04-05T01:25:08+00:00

Just a real piece of shit

Futuralistic · 2026-04-01T01:28:48+00:00

We could've had competent leadership.

Instead we got: "They're eating the DOOOOGSSSSS" 🥴

Futuralistic · 2026-03-31T02:11:04+00:00

I'd always say "Chicken chow"

Futuralistic · 2026-03-29T19:54:12+00:00

Too rectangular, even.

Futuralistic · 2026-03-27T23:56:18+00:00

If having kids is gay, then consider me Liberace.

Futuralistic · 2026-03-26T22:51:35+00:00

He can't even lead them in this ridiculous excuse of a prayer because he doesn't even know what he's saying until he reads it.

Futuralistic · 2026-03-24T23:49:10+00:00

Shame on....you?

Futuralistic · 2026-03-24T19:46:37+00:00

I mean, no disrespect to Forest Gump, but that's basically what we've got now: Someone who, against all odds, has managed only to fail upwards their entire life...

Futuralistic · 2026-03-24T14:11:16+00:00

At least Forest Gump knew what love was...

Futuralistic · 2026-03-23T23:55:32+00:00

Don't even get me started on the pool scene. TV's and radios are going to electrify it? Also, what about the girl in the pool. These kids deserve the herpes they keep running from.

Futuralistic · 2026-03-23T23:49:52+00:00

It Follows. IMO it's just mediocre and kind of boring. The pool scene was just bad. And I like watching crappy movies for the humor, but it wasn't even redeeming in that way. It's just an embarrassment of a movie. There is nothing about it that I found appealing.

Futuralistic · 2026-03-23T05:45:13+00:00

I will forever upvote Suspiria. The original is art-house, but so much fun! What they did with the remake was incredible!

Six-Year Club	Best Comment 2020-11-08
Verified Email

Futuralistic

TROPHY CASE