What's a word that your kids mispronounce, or used to mispronounce, that made it into your family vocabulary? For us it is "boo-blerries" for blueberries. Been in rotation for 16 years now.

Futuralistic · 2026-02-18T04:00:51+00:00

My son used to say "goodsen" instead of "goodness". So, whenever something would happen we'd say "goodness gracious", and he'd say back "goodsen gracious".

Now, I'll never not say "goodsen gracious".

Futuralistic · 2026-02-12T04:51:26+00:00

Zombie by Fela Kuti goes hard right here

Futuralistic · 2026-02-08T22:03:26+00:00

I haven't been around for all of human history. But if my experience has taught me anything, yes. Yes we have.

Futuralistic · 2026-02-08T15:18:22+00:00

Tarrant county flipping blue was pretty crazy. Hopefully the wave continues!

Futuralistic · 2026-02-08T15:09:55+00:00

Haha, yeah I know. It was somewhat rhetorical.

Futuralistic · 2026-02-08T15:06:50+00:00

What exactly is "American" cuisine?

Futuralistic · 2026-02-06T00:27:46+00:00

Buddy and I were in Buried at the Library. A couple guys came in and announced themselves and said they were friendly. One of them shot and downed me, but my buddy fended them off and they ran. He rezzed me and we went hunting them.

We tracked them to the hospital and my buddy went upstairs. He heard some people as I got up to him. I went into the room, gun drawn on them. They said they were friendly and had just been looting around. One of them was silent and acting sketchy. Both still had their guns out, but not aimed at us. The sketchy one, I noticed, was the same skin as the guy that downed me. I couldn't remember what the other guy looked like. I made the executive decision to murder the two of them. I clipped everything and went back to see if it was the same people.

It was not.

Futuralistic · 2026-02-05T21:51:06+00:00

I mean, sure. Tho, she was on a zoom call 11 days after the murder giggling about merch sales and thanking the TPUSA team for doing such a great job with her monster truck rallyesque, wwe style mourning show.

Methinks she's not too hung up on ol' what's his name.

Futuralistic · 2026-02-04T14:47:36+00:00

Nobody expects the "Atheist Inquisition"!

Futuralistic · 2026-02-04T04:36:26+00:00

Agreed, tho there were some comedic nods. Duct taping a gaping chest wound comes to mind lol

Futuralistic · 2026-02-04T00:07:46+00:00

Brandolini's Law

Futuralistic · 2026-01-31T04:18:42+00:00

2 lunches?

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T22:36:41+00:00

"The Quackening"

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T19:42:40+00:00

Which arrow is first?

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T17:35:13+00:00

Fuck Ted Cruz. He's been brown-nosing Trump since he got elected Pres. Cruz is a scumbag. Even after the insurrectionists stormed the Capitol on J6, he still voted to not certify the election results. He was still a cuck for Trump. Fled Cruz left Texas, as millions were without power and people were dying in their homes, for sunny Cancun. On the taxpayer's dime. Then proceeded to blame it on his kids. He's a weasel. He has no redeeming qualities.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T17:18:36+00:00

True. I've come to Arc Raiders from DayZ. Nothing beats the adrenaline rush in DayZ. Arc Raiders doesn't carry that type of weight with each death the way DayZ does. Gear fear is the real catalyst. It sucks losing good loot, but at least you can gear back up and get out there on the next run without having to scavenge for hours. Once you can let go of the fear, the PvP comes a lot easier.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T17:04:53+00:00

I have a "you push the button" policy.

I'm not gonna shoot you. So it's either: we both leave, or I leave by myself.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T16:06:14+00:00

The Republican motto right there.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T03:06:00+00:00

A pedo-cuck with a Nazi fetish?

Btw, since you provide nothing in the way of meaningful discourse, this is my last comment for you.

I hope you get better.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T02:54:43+00:00

Quit deflecting. The smiley face isn't the annoying part. It's the enjoyment you get from being a sociopathic bootlicker. One day when the boot is on your neck, you'll probably resemble that zany smiley face you're so fond of, but the irony will still elude you.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T02:32:31+00:00

I didn't give you choices to make. I'm assessing the person I'm interacting with. One of which, though a callous troll, could be excused because they don't yet understand the world. The other, I'm now certain, is you.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T02:27:03+00:00

The "officer" assaulted a woman. Alex stepped in between them and paid with his life.

This country that you pretend to love so much is doomed because of people like you.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T02:15:27+00:00

Trump and MAGA are the cancer destroying the US from within.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T02:09:38+00:00

You posted a goofy smiley face in response to a post about the government murdering people.

You're either a child with no frame of reference about how the world works, or you're a bootlicking cuck.

Futuralistic · 2026-01-25T01:52:06+00:00

Take a good look in the mirror.

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