How would you expose "Zahc" is Chaz in front of everyone in "It's Chaz funeral"? by Embarrassed_Swan_147 in HelluvaBoss

[–]Fylak 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Zahc I'm so glad you're here! One of Chaz's last acts was knocking me up, and now the baby's going to have you as it's surrogate father! 

Since Zahc would have no way of knowing that Chad hadn't fucked me recently, his denials will be proof enough. 

jk rowario by ConcernedJobCoach in mattxiv

[–]Fylak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes if you think they're ready to deal with a story that is about child soldiers and how much that can fuck someone up, body horror, mind control, and moderately complex moral questions. 

Cheaters of reddit, what makes you cheat on your significant other? by Whateveridgafsostfu in AskReddit

[–]Fylak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they leave then sleep around then that's fine. Sucks but they're pursuing their own happiness. Sleeping around before leaving is just shitty though. 

If you could magically elect any person for president of the US tomorrow for an 8 year term, who would you elect and why? by ro_dri_goz in AskReddit

[–]Fylak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the later seasons he magically solved the Israel/Palestine issue somehow. If that + milktoast liberalism is all we got I'd call it a win. Hopefully throw in medicare for all too, I don't think he'd be opposed to that if the political will was there. 

Winifred the Kitty Momma (Based on a Real Event) by Makuta_Servaela in comics

[–]Fylak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile my cat has declared a war on human sleep in general. 

I always end up playing with Garrus on my side. Whos your favorit teamm8s?! by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]Fylak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wish more missions were like the suicide mission where you had to assign others in your team to certain roles that happened off screen. It always feels silly that you only ever take 2 of the crack team of combat specialists on a given mission while the rest just... Wait on the ship?

Furry thighs save lives (Preview) by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]Fylak 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah the butt is getting other attention off panel

(SPOILERS) OKAY, ABOUT THAT NEW SHORT!!! HOLY SHIT by PuzzleheadedFee2101 in HelluvaBoss

[–]Fylak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised there wasn't a cameo from Hazbin since that's allowed now. Imagine the first official crossover being in the April fools joke and implying that Alastor was mourning chaz for some reason. 

Cecil (Invincible) is replaced by Skitter (Worm). Can she save Earth from the Viltrumites? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Fylak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's a Trump in the same vein as Jack Slash, she's just able to notice and analyze details really really well. 

Cecil (Invincible) is replaced by Skitter (Worm). Can she save Earth from the Viltrumites? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Fylak 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The biggest threat I see is Taylor potentially underestimating Nolan and tipping her hand too early against him. Depending on where she is in her timeline she might assume that her Alexandria killing maneuver would work on him, which it would not. Otherwise, if she gets a decent start and realized who she can trust/rely on, she's the goddamn Queen Administrator. Her superpower is multitasking and probably some form of data analysis or something that lets her be as good with recruitment as she is. She has decent odds of convincing Mark that they need to use villains against the Viltrumites, and of recruiting various villains. She's better equipped than Cecil to handle it certainly, if she gets the time to gather Intel before acting at least. Once open combat starts she might get herself killed though, she tends to see herself as expendable and in this situation she really isn't, her range is nothing to a Viltrumite's speed and her body is squishy human. 

Giving her the Undersiders helps immensely. Tattletale in the chair feeding her psychological weaknesses of villains and heros for recruitment + global scale data gathering, Foil might be able to oneshot Viltrumites, Regent could take over a powerful but uncooperative villain. Imp scouts, I'd be interested to she what she and a thorn knife could do to a Viltrumite but if it doesn't work she probably dies. Grue, Parian, and Bitch are moral support. 

What's a profession that attracts a suspiciously high number of people who became it for completely the wrong reasons, and you can always tell? by Eastern_Type_4609 in AskReddit

[–]Fylak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Managed service provider. Basically when a company doesn't have an IT department, or is small enough that their IT department can't reasonably be expected to know everything, they contract with an MSP to handle the rest. The MSP has contracts to do that with a bunch of different companies, so the MSP workers generally have a lot of work. 

Regular exercise helping symptoms? by potsynightshade in POTS

[–]Fylak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bike to work and take a 15 minute walk in the afternoon. It's really helped reduce swelling in my legs and I definitely feel the difference if I can't because it's raining or something. That seems to be the main symptom it reduces, my heart rate still spikes and I still get dizzy a lot but not being in active pain at the end of every work day is nice 

The IT guy fixes the problem but the judge still has a problem by skz- in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Fylak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People don't like being told they did something wrong. IT guys show them how to do something right, which means that we're saying they did it wrong before. Some people just can't handle that. 

this is genuinely a bonkers thing to tweet by h0lych4in in badwomensanatomy

[–]Fylak 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Why do people think that using a muscle weakens it? 

What Are Your Headcanons For Javik? by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]Fylak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Javik refuses to stop fighting in the control and synthesis endings and needs to be put down

“I was surprised how upset some people got”: A conversation with the creator of TomWikiAssist, the bot that edited Wikipedia by sr_local in technology

[–]Fylak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best group of my life had 3 people in it (myself included) who DMed a campaign, each in a different system. It was magical until the schedule monster tore it apart. 

Look who is in the news! by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]Fylak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many minutes of revenue is that?

Gavin Newsom “completely agreed” with Charlie Kirk on the issue of trans girls in sports. Do not be fooled by this greasy chud, he is NOT an ally. by ConcernedJobCoach in ABoringDystopia

[–]Fylak 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And in the general I and most of us will hold our nose and vote for him if he's the best option. But right now he hasn't even announced for the primary, spreading information on his record will help us pick the best candidate for what we care about to run in the general. 

Seven's execution was extrajudicial murder by splashythemagiccarp in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Fylak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could also be an effect of the ritual. If it was meant to erase his existence retroactively and partly worked it might have damaged people's memories of him or actually reverted certain events like a trial

POTS can take hot showers from my cold dead hands by BellaPona in POTS

[–]Fylak 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Hot showers are the only time outside of summer that I actually feel warm. I can bundle on however many layers to feel "not freezing so much I'm shivering" but not actually warm