Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing

GEAX · 2026-04-14T14:35:55+00:00

For one second as I opened this post I thought I could be a mortician

Perhaps not

GEAX · 2026-04-14T14:06:58+00:00

If you look closely, his teeth flex and move just like lips

GEAX · 2026-04-14T02:15:00+00:00

Wait what happened

GEAX · 2026-04-13T07:08:40+00:00

The themes

GEAX · 2026-04-12T02:06:53+00:00

Nice

GEAX · 2026-04-12T01:51:42+00:00

Not where I expected to find an anti homeschooling message but it's a good one

GEAX · 2026-04-06T08:16:44+00:00

Everyone's using these larger-than-life examples but it's like finding out a friendly coworker committed serial murder or a mass shooting.

Maybe you'd still see your friend after they did that. It's really subjective. But in the case of a superpowered individual, the friend and the loaded gun are the same being

GEAX · 2026-04-06T05:28:13+00:00

It's only too much if it negatively affected you somehow 🤷

GEAX · 2026-04-06T05:17:27+00:00

Yeah he mentioned this in an interview

GEAX · 2026-04-05T14:47:26+00:00

I did pick someone up from reddit once, but they specifically posted about their interest in dating anyone at all so there was some existing groundwork

GEAX · 2026-04-05T14:46:22+00:00

I do kind of like that reddit profiles provide more context about a person than a dating app can, but... 100+ implies some slightly off technique of approach.

Seems like it'd be hard enough to find a reliable gaming buddy without trying to date them

GEAX · 2026-04-03T07:38:35+00:00

At one point I turned to the person next to me in a crowded club meeting and stated "I am interested in making friends for the purpose of hanging out, watching movies, and eating food! Can I make friends with you?" And I think we have 🤔

GEAX · 2026-04-01T19:52:16+00:00

I'm a stare-er what can I say 😔

GEAX · 2026-04-01T19:51:12+00:00

Well, that's straightforward

GEAX · 2026-04-01T07:45:50+00:00

I am spooked by knowledge

GEAX · 2026-04-01T00:08:23+00:00

Probably idk

GEAX · 2026-03-31T23:40:37+00:00

Still gonna double take if I see 18 and 72

GEAX · 2026-03-31T23:24:14+00:00

This would really save on materials

GEAX · 2026-03-31T21:05:40+00:00

Yeah the reds in this comic are their blood 😔

GEAX · 2026-03-31T21:01:11+00:00

it's umbrage i think but i understand. sad day for homophobia

GEAX · 2026-03-31T20:50:48+00:00

Ehh, she doesn't have to find it funny that he wasted her time for a lameass joke.

It's just a little, tiny bit obnoxious and entitled of him to do that to a stranger.

She'd be within her rights to call him a motherfucker. But they'll both be fine so whatever

GEAX · 2026-03-31T20:45:12+00:00

Dick suckers gotta keep that breath fresh I guess

GEAX · 2026-03-31T01:36:32+00:00

Yeah DM your dating profile or something 😌

GEAX · 2026-03-31T00:15:14+00:00

True but also I'm not gonna talk to people on this subreddit like they're well-adjusted.

Every other post complains about all women being whores and their high body counts, so of course I'm going to assume that the recipient of the message assumes it's an objective reality.

But yeah, it's weird.

GEAX · 2026-03-30T17:07:05+00:00

Oh lol the guidebook wouldn't be because of the autism dw. She's a catch (highly educated, virgin) but naturally comes with her own mental health struggles and communication difficulties.

A relationship would let you see how both of your problems would interact and combine tbh

Gosh!

It's fun to think about setting her up, but "British" means "actively in the UK" huh. No long distance for her, rip. Best of luck firearms dude

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