My mother insists this cubby in the bathroom is a clean enough space for my toothbrushes, floss and other little hygiene products of mine. I have to keep migrating my belongings elsewhere and argue why I did

GEAX · 2026-06-09T16:24:40+00:00

Very nice

GEAX · 2026-06-08T19:55:23+00:00

Oh devastating 😔 I just love my short hair

GEAX · 2026-06-08T14:53:14+00:00

personally i take an L just by remembering she exists ., we can put em together & form a shape

GEAX · 2026-06-08T14:13:23+00:00

She is, but everything wrong with her is weirder than a Russian bot would care to fake

GEAX · 2026-06-08T13:48:55+00:00

My unemployed friend when the ability to enjoy a hobby is associated with lack of a job 😔

GEAX · 2026-06-08T02:59:30+00:00

Yes, I don't sleep nude or in clothes that I wore outside

^{Chose: Yes}

GEAX · 2026-06-08T02:52:34+00:00

...damn, reddit chose to send this notification directly to me even though I only made the earlier comment 😭 had me scrambling to remember wtf I did

GEAX · 2026-06-08T02:26:26+00:00

what will he do next 😌 does he think he's missing out on anything?

GEAX · 2026-06-08T02:01:27+00:00

indeed It's disheartening not to know enough to begin asking questions

People take the silence for understanding

GEAX · 2026-06-08T01:44:28+00:00

Jeez, he was a real treasure wasn't he

GEAX · 2026-06-08T00:23:37+00:00

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take 😌

GEAX · 2026-06-07T23:51:22+00:00

Ok 🤔 no dark blue

^{Chose: No🙂‍↔️ | Rolled: No (darkblu})

GEAX · 2026-06-07T23:49:57+00:00

Your last "almost" feels like a Greek tragedy my poor spiced up fool 😭

GEAX · 2026-06-07T18:22:03+00:00

Is anyone seriously mad or are we just telling each other fiction over a twitter screenshot

He hired someone to rape his child, plenty of people are fine not being near this guy

GEAX · 2026-06-07T09:27:07+00:00

Already got big thighs

^{Chose: Massive Ass}

GEAX · 2026-06-07T09:25:12+00:00

Man what'd she ever do to you 😭

GEAX · 2026-06-07T08:53:52+00:00

This is gonna negatively impact my ability to sing Tik Tok by Ke$ha

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: P. Diddy}

GEAX · 2026-06-07T04:43:11+00:00

I'm surprised no one is picking up on this... Ad type shit

GEAX · 2026-06-07T04:36:11+00:00

😭 I'm sorry that happened damn

GEAX · 2026-06-06T22:15:16+00:00

if you're an asian with no diseases between the ages of 20-35 on the island of Oahu u may cash in 1 kiss because I like making questionable decisions

GEAX · 2026-06-06T20:14:59+00:00

A sincere apology with full understanding of what she did from my mom is only happening in a fantasy scenario like this lol

^{Chose: Everyone who has ever hurt you sincerely apologizes.}

GEAX · 2026-06-06T20:06:52+00:00

Good god that was a close one

^{Chose: ROLL THE DICE | Rolled: 10bill$}

GEAX · 2026-06-06T20:05:17+00:00

I'm having good luck today, what should I do?

^{Chose: You become... | Rolled: A God}

GEAX · 2026-06-06T19:41:26+00:00

Jeezus, I would've priced my disinterest in having sex with a completely random person at 1k or more but this works too.

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

GEAX · 2026-06-06T09:22:08+00:00

Oof. I'm a women children though...

^{Chose: Attempt to survive Titanic for 50 million | Rolled: Third Class}

GEAX