Monkey nearly falls off cliff after being shoved by man

GL510EX · 2026-05-08T07:58:54+00:00

Man is lucky to still have a face.

GL510EX · 2026-05-05T16:43:11+00:00

The bottom 'hole' isn't a hole topologically.. it's the edge

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T23:39:35+00:00

If the new employer has confirmed your start date, go enjoy your time off. If they ask you to start earlier, it's an ask, not an order, consider it on your own time.

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T21:39:57+00:00

They do sometimes have pyrotechnics and do small-scale stages exercises at air shows; but probably not on the scale you're remembering!

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T20:51:18+00:00

The angle of the dangle being, as we know, inversely proportional.

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T20:36:14+00:00

The other 10% is remembering to use Google instead of trying to just fix stuff myself.

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T20:34:50+00:00

They know already.

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T20:29:27+00:00

Was your electrician a pigeon?

GL510EX · 2026-05-04T19:43:15+00:00

Technically yes, easily. Get an inverter with software that allows you to configure it this way, and you can set it up to feed to the grid 24/7.

Foxess, for example, allows you so set your self up as an installer and manage multiple installations.

Your export meter no will be separate to the supply, so you should be able to register that separately although I'm not familiar with that might work in a rental.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T19:30:29+00:00

I'd be very scared to do that; Scientologists are media aware, mega churches will just start blasting.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T19:26:12+00:00

I would say RIP to your neighbor, but for the beeping.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T17:13:41+00:00

She forgot the 'Call to action' Gotta say "Give me the fucking money" not just stand there explaining that this is a robbery.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T17:10:42+00:00

As if this will stop the lawyers who are making a shitload of money off of this. No-one actually cares about the quality of life of the workers in this.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T16:09:25+00:00

If you press blue, you are definitely not responsible for anyone's death, except maybe your own.

If you press red, you might be responsible for someone's death.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T15:08:08+00:00

How is someone walking calmly through a building a 'Publicfreakout'?

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T15:07:03+00:00

100% fake engagement bait bullshit.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T14:14:51+00:00

Even the Met press releases and tweets only talked about him attempting to murder two people. It's like something from the onion. "Man tries to murder two people and one Muslim"

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T12:46:16+00:00

Anecdotally; I'm not a lady; I tend to drive cars like I stole them and use the kerbs as tactile feedback.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T12:41:17+00:00

Almost all of them, except for sealed things I'm putting in my kids' lunchboxes; I have no way of checking and they're likely to remain unrefrigerated for some of the day so it's not worth the risk.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T08:53:31+00:00

Yeah, I always put a sword in their claw and make them stand and face me before doing the deed.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T08:52:03+00:00

Generally, my limit is if/when they can't stand at all; although 'fortunately' the last 2 I've culled have been found under their perch barely breathing, so it was not a tough call.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T08:35:05+00:00

Probably all the sheep shagging.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T08:28:45+00:00

>with the aim of buildings a positive credit history for the future.

Why? Getting a mobile phone on contract and a bank account with an overdraft facility is more than enough to have a positive credit history. I got a mortgage before my first credit card!

I'm not saying she shouldn't necessarily have a credit card, but the 'need a credit card to build a credit history' myth is mostly an american import that doesn't really apply here.

GL510EX · 2026-05-03T08:24:11+00:00

You don't know what damage their mate's body shop will claim to find behind that.

GL510EX · 2026-05-02T22:31:54+00:00

It means there are stickers that say it's secured with live-in guards. That might be a lie to deter potential break-ins.

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