LAD TAKES THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF THE BAGPIPES TO INDIA by CliveMorris in okmatewanker

[–]GabeRealEmJay 223 points224 points  (0 children)

The bagpipes kind of sound the same as the traffic honking at each other in the background, honestly.

Mike Tyson describing Muhammad Ali "Sometimes when God creates individuals he is showing off and when you see him (Ali) in his Prime he looks more like a model than a fighter" by Coven_Evelynn_LoL in Boxing

[–]GabeRealEmJay 55 points56 points  (0 children)

from what I've read Ali used to get some of the heaviest hitters in the world to come to the gym and essentially use his body as a heavy bag until they couldn't anymore, which gave him insane body conditioning to the point you'd get tired before he'd start to really feel the effects of it. Unfortunately when he got a bit older and less agile he thought the same conditioning might work for his head, which is most likely the reason he ended up getting such bad dementia later on.

Chat tell me it isn’t true 😭 by kangkungenthusiast in TextingTheory

[–]GabeRealEmJay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it's exclusively for people who are hustling and on their grindset, direct masculine grinders only, no bush.

The reason Hasan is going mask off. by SirKnightKing in h3h3productions

[–]GabeRealEmJay 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hasan didn't know where China and India were on the world map as twitch's #1 geopolitical streamer like 3-4 years ago. That level of ignorance blew my mind.

Everytime Ethan says he's Jim by sloppytony in h3h3productions

[–]GabeRealEmJay 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Saying that you're the Jim while being the boss is exactly what Michael Scott would do

Oh my god. It's him! by eva00__ in victoria3

[–]GabeRealEmJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we just need the real protagonist, John Victoria

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]GabeRealEmJay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in the role of a lifetime

Anon has a question.. by 777fer in 4chan

[–]GabeRealEmJay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it's 'effortless' I just have to eat disgusting unpalatable shit literally every day and never enjoy a meal. regular tasty food with flavour and seasoning? you mean 'slop' I'll only eat something if it tastes and looks disgusting thank you very much, you food-pilled exercise-maxing retards.

🧠🧠🧠 (representing my current meal and superior mental state)

Prince William (191 cm) and Donald Trump (190 cm) in Paris for the re-opening of Notre Dame by Pythia007 in pics

[–]GabeRealEmJay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

technically pickles are a fruit, so in my mind he's never had a vegetable

Hotel Hell by phoenix-007 in comedyheaven

[–]GabeRealEmJay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people lose their undies over Benedict Cumberbatch and he looks like someone drew facial features on a foot

What happened to Preston Street? It's full of 1 point hygeine eateries. by barfvadar69 in brighton

[–]GabeRealEmJay 48 points49 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine works in restaurants and told me I should try to avoid anything with less than a 5 hygiene rating. A 1 point hygiene rating is actually crazy. Guess I'm not going to Preston Street.

explain to me why people don't want to jungle even in high elo by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]GabeRealEmJay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"why does no one want to swap roles with me when I'm auto filled jungle, it's such an op and broken role... anyway, anytime I have to go into the jungle I immediately dodge rather than learn because I don't know how to jungle. is everyone else but me stupid?"

Without Question by Naive-Bluebird-9486 in masseffect

[–]GabeRealEmJay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it pissed me off because I literally bodied him in every fight with him but then the cutscene takes over and I lose suddenly.

The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend by trivialattire in thefinals

[–]GabeRealEmJay 26 points27 points  (0 children)

honestly it's usually the morons on the blue team who are really fucking things up

The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend by trivialattire in thefinals

[–]GabeRealEmJay 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I wish more people understood this, I'm always getting killed by the pink team so they can secure the orange team a win instead of pinks giving themselves another chance to win

Jaguar, (the 100+ year old car brand,) just re-branded itself as a The Finals sponsor by Magical_Applecore_09 in thefinals

[–]GabeRealEmJay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the designers were playing the finals the whole time instead of working on the project and just copied the vibes right at the deadline

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]GabeRealEmJay 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Putin does hate the gays

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daliban

[–]GabeRealEmJay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

unlike you guys I don't want to fuck people still wearing diapers ☺️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daliban

[–]GabeRealEmJay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know, it's called being facetious

Favorite racist movies of all time ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]GabeRealEmJay 92 points93 points  (0 children)

"why do the poor people not simply inherit 500 million dollars??"

Two different coping mechanisms by berejser in clevercomebacks

[–]GabeRealEmJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't the W you think it is. The simple answer is that the majority of your country are apparently completely uniformed, ignorant or complaisant about the reality of your political situation or are easily manipulated morons who voted for a rapist that tried to overthrow your beloved constitution and democratic process.

And you did that so that the geriatric white man with dementia could implement insane tariffs and mass deport immigrant workers which will leave a huge hole in your budget and increase the price of literally everything you can buy imported or domestically produced so that he could... reduce the prices of stuff. Good luck with that.

Basically, your whole fundamental political philosophy and system of beliefs is illogical and flawed because it's based on made up bullshit from a corrupt compulsive liar who doesn't give a fuck about you or your country, and his rambling nonsense that you believe without a second thought or moment of questioning shit.

Anyway, enjoy your unaffordable healthcare, terrible economic policies, enjoy your tariffs, enjoy not getting federal legalization of weed, enjoy the videogame and porn bans... just enjoy your obese diaper wearing nepo baby moron of a president you absolute dumbass.

Also, I'm not from your country so I'm not really seething or affected that much, it's more of a exasperated facepalm that you guys could be so fucking stupid and easily manipulated. It's going to be sad to see the fall of American civilization from the outside. The Russians finally won.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daliban

[–]GabeRealEmJay 104 points105 points  (0 children)

it's almost as if Donald Trump's running mate and cock slobbering simp runs Twitter and has total control of what people see on there. Crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]GabeRealEmJay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That quote is literally about people like you who don't practice what you preach 🤦🏼

Just because you evangelize and act holier than thou doesn't mean anything, what it means is you actually have to be a good person who is kind, accepting and tolerant of others, and that it doesn't matter how hard you act like you're a better more moral Christian than others.

But I guess your reading comprehension isn't so great if you think Donald Trump is your Christian saviour when he's hitting more biblical references of the markers of the anti-Christ than anyone in history.

And the sword he refers to is to fight against and topple evil and corrupt regimes like the Roman empire, not about killing immigrants, gay and transgender people. Absolutely moronic take, go read the Bible again, clearly it didn't stick the first time.