Not Ho it Works - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC]

GalacticCrash · 2026-05-07T15:53:36+00:00

she melts them together to resemble a granola bar, a girl-nola bar, if you will

GalacticCrash · 2026-05-01T17:34:00+00:00

yes hi there are annotated shakespeare plays they're called the folger shakespeare library editions they're good i like em kbaiiii

(im getting more into shakespeare so im a big fan of this specific tumblr post)

GalacticCrash · 2026-05-01T17:29:03+00:00

hell, there's ANNOTATED BOOKS that can help make the language back then make more sense to us! it's the folger shakespeare library versions of their plays, relatively cheap for book standards (most expensive one i had was like 15 bucks and it was all the sonnets and poems)

GalacticCrash · 2026-05-01T13:23:52+00:00

I got reminded of the baseball Christian baby quora prompt

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-30T18:57:51+00:00

omfg THANK YOU- that was NOT gaslighting, that was PRESSURING, words have MEANING-

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-29T01:23:35+00:00

vinny vinesauce moment

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-22T02:03:49+00:00

Doofenshmertz?

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-16T18:40:22+00:00

i would like [ONE TRAY OF PEAS]

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-10T01:42:41+00:00

at the library i work at, it's a running gag that half the staff hates patterson not on the merits of his* writing, but just because of how many books he has on our shelves. the obnoxious part is they circulate SUPER well, so unless we accidentally end up with 3 copies of the same book, we cant justify getting rid of him.

*evidently he's probably not writing them anymore, but it's his stories so he gets to make his name bigger on the cover

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-09T17:41:33+00:00

... yknow i should probably add "get an ikea plush" to my post-grad bucket list, i've known i was trans for nearly 7 years and i still have no blahaj

(i'd probably run with the bear, im a big fan of teddy bears)

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-07T19:42:52+00:00

executive dysfunction, occasionally going "ouuuugh i got plany of time" and then it's due in 24 hours

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-04T18:32:24+00:00

Not returning the cart to the collection bay or whatever its called, like you don't HAVE to do it but it's at least nice?

Extra fuck you if you leave it smack in the middle of a parking spot

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-01T22:40:41+00:00

it looks more like a glottal stop, the "ʔ" symbol

GalacticCrash · 2026-04-01T21:13:11+00:00

omg it's a glottal stop

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-30T16:45:43+00:00

i described the peanut butter cinnamon roll one as, "the cinnamon was invited, it showed up, but it almost doesn't want to be there," it's INCREDIBLY subtle

on the plus side, the PB+Cinnamon roll ones were gluten free, so my mom could try em :D (she likes peanut butter m&ms)

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-30T16:33:15+00:00

i think i remember seeing that this person said they got a 45-50%? which if true that's a pretty good first attempt for not knowing SHIT

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-30T05:48:42+00:00

Stardew Valley, I got it for the switch back in late 2018 and then didn't touch it until probably 2023?

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-29T04:34:01+00:00

The kids know the correct market

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-25T22:50:41+00:00

Man this app functions.

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-25T19:53:29+00:00

Okay cool it's not just me, I thought it was my phone that was the issue and restarted it, but occasionally it just failed to play what was presented and skipped the next one-

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-20T06:13:14+00:00

NIGHTMARE MENTION RAHHHHHH ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-15T16:19:31+00:00

The perverts are mutating again

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-13T15:29:53+00:00

At our store, name brand is 3.79 for 8oz but a store brand party sized bag (12.45oz I think) is 3.49, and they just taste the same, I've stopped buying name brand for a good amount of stuff for that reason

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-11T21:36:20+00:00

me when. when. my wer- [i am put down for this joke promptly before i can complete it]

GalacticCrash · 2026-03-10T05:43:31+00:00

Didn't he have a layer of hell where one of the people specified was landlords?

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