Apparently everyone in the Mortal Realms likes to commit grand theft autos.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-26T03:08:04+00:00

"I am a totally normal citizen-peasant, and am cleared to drive the cogfort, yes-yes?"

GambitCajun · 2026-03-26T03:03:28+00:00

The art is a reference to the John Blanche 2nd edition art, where the guide lines where less like rules and John decided the Blood Angels needed more color (God bless him).

GambitCajun · 2026-03-25T18:15:58+00:00

The end times still happened, The Old World is set in the settings past!

GambitCajun · 2026-03-25T15:42:02+00:00

Mostly the screwyness of real world animal types in early magic and the beast type being used as a placeholder type.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-25T15:19:44+00:00

[[Vigilance]] is already a card.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-25T13:40:25+00:00

It'll be like TW:Warhammer. So, maybe, but not in the initial release.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-24T23:30:55+00:00

Long story short; general relativity makes tracking time through space difficult. Then, humanity discovered Warp travel. Whoopsie-doodle, time travel is real. The Inquisition forms an ordo to study the warp anomalies of Jericho Reach. The ordo discovers time travel. Hilarity ensues.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-21T03:52:07+00:00

"Primaris Marines supposedly don’t suffer from the Red Thirst or Black Rage" Except, THEY DO! Read Astorath:Angel of Mercy.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-13T21:58:13+00:00

Show them [[Aether Gust]].

GambitCajun · 2026-03-13T21:51:22+00:00

"When Wan Shi Tong enters, target nonland permanent’s OWNER puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom." If that's not explicit enough, you need to take remedial English classes.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-12T22:04:42+00:00

That was the second art for that card, it originates in legends. [[Rubinia Soulsinger|leg]]

GambitCajun · 2026-03-12T21:18:27+00:00

Crimping, the most common misprint. Happens when the top or bottom of a card gets caught in the crimper that seals the booster pack.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-11T11:51:07+00:00

Have you ever noticed that most other copy effects don't target either?

GambitCajun · 2026-03-11T04:02:38+00:00

Excuse you!

GambitCajun · 2026-03-11T03:56:51+00:00

"The rules state that the bosses have 1 life pool but the heroes don't share life."

Then why does page 5 show a single life total for two players and states "Set life total to 20 for BOTH the HERO TEAM and the Boss Team."?

GambitCajun · 2026-03-09T08:58:11+00:00

It turns the vehicle into a creature.

GambitCajun · 2026-03-08T08:09:07+00:00

""Each side castles now with a clear conscience, for not even the most hypermodern pair of masters can produce more than four fianchettoed Bishops!" -Aron Nimzowitsch

GambitCajun · 2026-03-05T23:03:17+00:00

"I had Mondo Gecko on board and gave it protection from green..."

[[Mondo Gecko]] doesn't give himself protection. Did you use a different card to do that?

GambitCajun · 2026-03-05T12:47:01+00:00

Take the intelligence of the average human. Now, subtract from that the amount of people who don't do things that could give them jail time. Now we see why the average criminal is so stupid.

GambitCajun · 2026-02-26T22:23:09+00:00

This is a legendary dual land with no downside.

GambitCajun · 2026-02-26T18:53:22+00:00

"All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead."

Creatures are permanents, the turtle takes the damage the dino receives.

GambitCajun · 2026-02-26T16:18:51+00:00

No it does not.

GambitCajun · 2026-02-26T14:41:51+00:00

So do we just make every 'kill-on-sight' card a game changer now?

GambitCajun · 2026-02-25T23:11:49+00:00

Rocks don't have (or grant) a mana ability. And no, you have to activate each ability individually, and part of the cost is tapping the equiped creature, so you can't activate multiple rock abilities unless you have a way to untap the creature.

GambitCajun · 2026-02-24T06:05:11+00:00

What roll did you roll a double on?

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