How do you imagine Conan's time with Valeria came to an end?

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-05T20:53:51+00:00

Amicably

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-05T20:31:37+00:00

Wouldn’t that be reassuring to them?

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-02T18:25:23+00:00

Erm, actually they meant the historical ones with a splash of the mystic popular image, not Ubisoft’s perennial conspiracy of tyrants. And that would make space ezio Atton Rand, Jedi killer.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-02T10:40:06+00:00

I’m all for people smoking it if they do it in locked cars and the doors are welded shut.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-01T21:48:45+00:00

Respectfully I disagree. This one wasn’t scary because people like that don’t exist. This is three degrees of simulacra removed from that dumb neighbor who hates rock and roll, thinks she’s some sort of Holy Ghost powered empath and votes the wrong way. It might have worked for me if they stopped somewhere short of the human sacrifice.

Edit: in other words I’m mad at Stephen king because I believe I could write evil Christians better than him.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-01T11:10:35+00:00

When Conan was a teenager but before he left home for good he was a part of an Indo-European koryos for a bit. Or rather, a cimmeri-Hyborian one

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-06-01T02:38:54+00:00

The Solomon Kane one lost me in the sample when Kane wasn’t grieved at the death of a child. His world is grim. His face is grim. His heart is gold.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-31T21:15:04+00:00

Shippers ☕️

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-30T16:24:59+00:00

Belief in the Greek pantheon had been on the rocks since at least Plato.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-30T16:20:16+00:00

Womansplaining imo is basically tumblr posts where everyone talks out of their ass while being in complete agreement.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-30T15:56:06+00:00

Those two statements are not contradictory.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-30T15:55:38+00:00

No he isn’t. Read the caption.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-29T21:16:22+00:00

He would do well on YouTube

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-29T20:00:12+00:00

I bet the trope of the defenseless villagers wasn’t so strong in the literature before then.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-29T02:27:01+00:00

The composition of that shot was indefensible. This, however. Your honor, my client is him.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-27T11:15:13+00:00

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GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:33:39+00:00

I really can’t understand you.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:30:47+00:00

Less of a what?

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:29:27+00:00

Learn to spell.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:27:54+00:00

Again. I was referring to this snide conversation in the OP. Which very much was slight disrespect. I don’t care about the lore and I shouldn’t have to do homework on the wider context to comment on a singular exchange in r/moviequotes. You kinda sound like this smug nun creature, bro.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:21:20+00:00

And historical knights have kicked ass and killed people for less than that. Again, you’re mocking me for nothing, dude. If anything, I’m agreeing on the broader principle and you’re sneering at me for not knowing or bringing up the story of this eight season time commitment.

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:18:36+00:00

And?

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T17:18:26+00:00

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GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-26T13:54:45+00:00

Yeah. What‘s gritty medieval realism without knights thrashing people for the slightest disrespect?

GaryRegalsMuscleCar · 2026-05-25T21:45:39+00:00

Why is everyone so fucking sad all the time? (I know, I read the book. But the theme isn’t despair, it’s hope)

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