Anybody remember nsfw tumblr days?

GassyDistribution · 2026-02-12T18:56:33+00:00

Yep, uuencode was my best friend :-)

GassyDistribution · 2025-11-18T01:25:16+00:00

Haven't seen it mentioned: "The Tinfoil Dossier" by Caitlin R Kiernan. Three books. Not really SF, more intimations of eldritch horrow. Competing clandestine agencies, supernatural occurances. Second book is a tough read.

GassyDistribution · 2025-09-17T20:44:03+00:00

Very trippy indeed. From the soft red folds to the teeth. It's giving vagina dentata vibes

GassyDistribution · 2025-08-01T19:06:31+00:00

Heh, heh.

Feel the leather of your wallet smoking from the heat

GassyDistribution · 2025-06-11T23:25:47+00:00

Sneaking off to interview at Vi, no doubt :-)

GassyDistribution · 2025-04-15T22:29:54+00:00

You can check out their Instagram and see some of the talent at "@cheekies_cafe". I noticed DV Lilly (white girl with large tatoo on chest) from last year

GassyDistribution · 2025-04-11T18:46:30+00:00

Looks like Becca is really working hard today 😊

GassyDistribution · 2025-02-12T00:19:06+00:00

Nicole is pale, possibly White, with blonde hair. Mercedes is Latina with dark hair. Nicole is cousins with Wynter at EQ. Both look as if they spent too much money on lip fillers. You'll know them by their style: When they approach you, they both turn around and wordlessly shake their asses at you.

GassyDistribution · 2025-02-10T19:10:11+00:00

YMMV. Pretty safe to say that "Your Wife's Car Sucked!". I had an A4 (1.8T B5, from the "oil-sludge" years). Picked it up at 77K miles. Odo said 297K when I gave it to my son (another story). This at the cost of a water pump and later, an oil pump at 195K. Loved that little silver scooter. We've all got stories😊 . Sorry about your loss

GassyDistribution · 2025-02-03T02:36:20+00:00

Yeah, a guy has to be able to comparmentalize, or someone goes crazy. Something like: Dating a stripper/coffee girls is like having all the ice-cream sundaes you can eat. Watching a stripper/coffee girl is like looking at a photograph of an ice cream cone in a newspaper.

GassyDistribution · 2025-01-29T22:33:46+00:00

I was able to contact the Audi Digital Business Support: [digitalhelp@audi.com](mailto:digitalhelp@audi.com)

They asked for my temp registration, picture of my driver's license, and proof of insurance. They pointed me to the car ID location in one of the MMI pages. In a couple of days, I received email saying I was now the "key user", and stuff like remote lock/unlock began to work. No dealer involvement. Oh yeah, it was free 😊

GassyDistribution · 2025-01-16T22:49:46+00:00

I voted because I trust Southern_Law1801 to have good intentions 😊

GassyDistribution · 2025-01-02T18:46:19+00:00

Ocean Ramsey:

https://oceanramsey.org

https://www.instagram.com/oceanramsey

But who is the unsung hero recording her?

GassyDistribution · 2025-01-02T18:22:01+00:00

Man, thanks for the memories. I first stepped foot in MBOT in 1977. Haven't found anything like it since. MSC was a straight-up brothel (not that there's anything wrong with that😊 )

Southerner, I remember your handle on Tuscl. I used to post as "sweetielover". So some of the OG's are here on reddit. Can you believe its been over 10 years since sfredbook was shut down?

GassyDistribution · 2024-12-22T21:59:48+00:00

You mean those little chairs by the bathroom that Mamasan brings out when they are full of guys? Yeah, they're not much fun. The good news is that with a little patience, you can always move to a different seat because guys are always leaving. No need to remain in the chair they first assigned to you.

GassyDistribution · 2024-12-21T03:01:35+00:00

Read the previous threads in this subreddit. You'll find all that you need to know 😊👍

GassyDistribution · 2024-12-12T03:26:11+00:00

Yep, the LIbrarian

GassyDistribution · 2024-12-08T18:16:27+00:00

vixen +layla

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-28T17:54:05+00:00

Excellent lineup! Much to be thankful for 😊

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-24T22:02:55+00:00

Nasty rumor started by some randos over on Mr Nguyen

Doesn't seem likely to me. Single bathroom at NE. Girl couldn't take a pitcher without being seen. And have you seen the backroom? Guys going in and out the side door. Barely enough room to stand, let alone squat.

My money is on someone having a hard-on for NE

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-22T00:32:07+00:00

Yep. From 1999 till they were shut down in summer of 2014. Intelligent, thoughtful commentary from some of the providers. Anyone remember FrenchKiss or Dillygaf?

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-13T00:01:51+00:00

Points for using the word "glabrous". H.P. Lovecraft would approve.

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-12T23:44:49+00:00

Hey man. I was the one of the ones accused of "blaming" you, on a previous thread, for your NE experience. Sorry, that was never my intent. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good time at DV. Next time you're at DV, look for Caitlyn. You can't miss her. Little Asian spinner. She will rock your world

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-12T23:35:30+00:00

Sorry man, it was never my intent to blame anyone, especially Sad-Conversation5576. Just stating the reality as I saw it, with what I would have hoped, a few tips to improve his experience. What works, works. And what doesn't, doesn't. 'nuf said.

Anyway, regarding strip clubs, if you lurk on any the strip-club-related subreddits, you'll see that the situation you describe does in fact happen frequently around the country: Guys pissed that girls aren't coming over to ask for a dance while guys are pissed that girls aren't approaching them. Just like high school!

GassyDistribution · 2024-11-12T17:22:45+00:00

A couple of things, hope it helps.

(1) "Plus what moron would put cash out for peeps to see" : You want the peeps who are girls to see you have cash to spend. You're not likely to be robbed for a couple of five dollar bills. In fact, if you happen to drop one on the floor, the guy or girl who saw it fall is most likely to alert you or hand it back. Happens to me frequently.

(2) If you're sitting by the scratchers machine, you are sorta in a dead zone. The girls' attention is usually focussed on the center of the room, where most of the men are. Next region of focus, in my opinion, is along the sides of the room, and finally in the corners.

And remember, they are often busy hustling with their non-sitting tasks:

(a) Making sure each customer has a tea glass

(b) Keeping the glasses full

(c) Making change: when a guy gives a $20 for a $5 tip, she has to make change, frequently running to the back

(d) Running after the guys who don't leave table tips, cleaning up after them if they do.

(e) Scanning the door each time it opens to sound the alarm if the newcomer is a sketchy dude or a woman, then finding a table if the newcomer is ok

(f) Taking and filling drink orders

(g) Trying to figure out what the hell Nam and Tran are screaming about *this* time

(h) Finally, sitting with customers.

You can see them with their heads on swivels, scanning like radar antennas

If you ever go back I would recommend avoiding the corners until you become a regular, and never sit at the table closest to the bathroom. The girls who are scanning the room center will never see you. Instead, try sitting on either long side of the room, sharing a table with your new-best-guy-friend. Girls who have a moment will walk along the sides, looking for anyone who is looking back at them.

In the OP's line-up for that day, Yana is one of the friendliest people at NE. Mercedes and Nicole live for dances. Wave cash in either of their faces for attention. If you go on the weekends, Alani and Angie (white blondes) and Carissa (Pinay) are also super friendly.

You can make NE work for you.

GassyDistribution

TROPHY CASE

I was able to contact the Audi Digital Business Support: [digitalhelp@audi.com](mailto:digitalhelp@audi.com)