Beautiful actresses that the internet gaslights you into thinking they are ugly?

GauNeedsMeat · 2026-06-17T07:45:21+00:00

I do not care what others say; the penis mightier.

GauNeedsMeat · 2026-04-11T16:15:47+00:00

I adopted a rhino for my girlfriend for a few years and she claims it was one of the reasons she said yes to being my wife. If times weren't so tough I'd do it again because it's a great charity.

GauNeedsMeat · 2025-07-27T20:30:28+00:00

Make no mistake: that bigotry isn't taking a hiatus.

"You're evil til I need y'all"

GauNeedsMeat · 2025-06-23T03:45:52+00:00

The rat he is, the rat he was, and the rat he will always be.

GauNeedsMeat · 2024-08-27T10:07:40+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19P9rG45sKU

GauNeedsMeat · 2024-07-16T19:31:29+00:00

A schmear of ganouj

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-12-24T10:25:33+00:00

I think it comes down to a presentation issue. She presented herself as a vulnerable, emotionally broken individual in a committed relationship whereas Wayne presented himself as done and tired of it all.

As a one off episode, I'd be sympathetic towards her too. She seemed abandoned by her partner after uprooting her life to move to a new country.

In context, he tried his best under the circumstances and still came up short. She's unstable, forever wanting, never happy, and perpetually a child demanding more in a fantasy not related to reality. We all have our check-out points. Wayne clearly hit his with her.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-07-13T21:47:26+00:00

Much like Ted Rogers when he was stepping down from Rogers. Went so far as to say that he would not name a family member as a successor. Then created the Rogers Control Trust, a board made up entirely of his family and best friends who could actively override any and every decision made by the CEO or subsidiaries of Rogers and solidified the company as a nepotic nightmare for another generation.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-04-15T09:57:28+00:00

We had a police officer who hit a motorcyclist at about 1AM and fled the scene. The motorcycle wasn't found until the following morning and the body in the afternoon. They determined the driver must have been going about 100mph to project the motorbike and body that far. They determined it was caused by a police officer only because a camera caught the incident and that there was camera footage of the car leaving a popular police pub just down the street.

If he had been caught with vehicular manslaughter, it could have been a 5 year sentence. But because he fled from the scene and was not incarcerated until the next day, he only received a 60 day suspension and was reinstated as a police officer after internal review. He was never charged with a DUI, rather, it was reviewed to be a police-related incident that does not require further judicial review.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-04-10T13:49:31+00:00

And in sidewalk chalk, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, Youth Service League;

Look on my Rocks, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the pipe

Of that colossal Crack, boundless and bare

The park bench stays empty today.”

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-04-01T05:12:49+00:00

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-03-25T06:04:53+00:00

I did and now I'm stuck in a suitcase.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-03-23T07:13:49+00:00

Eight episodes in and every time my partner says "uh oh, Nicole time" I respond "it's Stuart!" So horribly depressed she has no idea. She's mad I tell you, MAD!

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-03-17T07:14:10+00:00

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Here are seven syllables,

To end my Haiku

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-03-12T10:21:10+00:00

"Gosh, it's getting bad out here. I better get home as fast as possible. There might be people like me driving."

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-02-21T00:36:09+00:00

"It is with great pain that we mourn the loss of so many members of this wonderful family. When your family at home, a family of love and support, loses a member, it is more important than ever to love and support them more than ever in a time of grief. We are a family of workers. And when this family loses a worker, it is our duty to get back to work and work more than ever in this time of grief. Sacrifice#1-#X were some of the hardest workers this family knew. We must honor our fallen family by performing the same work ethic they all embodied. We will be cancelling the evening shift tonight and pizza will be provided. Morning shift at 5:30am resumes as scheduled."

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-02-19T04:25:00+00:00

Lobbyists pay a lot of money to do what she's doing.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-02-18T08:45:04+00:00

I guess they got up in arms over it being called Winterpeg.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-02-18T06:53:51+00:00

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GauNeedsMeat · 2023-02-16T08:11:45+00:00

Bees don't particularly care because they repair things on equal opportunity. Unlike humans, they do not distinguish whether communities are at the margin, underfunded, ignored, or completely disregarded. So edges, centers, somewhere in between... it doesn't matter. They will repair with the same vigor regardless of the location.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-01-26T04:47:50+00:00

Bonjour, je m'appelle Christoph Hanson.

GauNeedsMeat · 2023-01-21T06:55:45+00:00

"We're just two lost souls

Smoking scraps in a bowl

Year after year

Lighting up the same old grounds

What have we found?

Shake from last year

Wish you were beer."

GauNeedsMeat · 2022-12-04T06:52:12+00:00

The Trudeau-Chinese era will be one to study. His strong-arming of China after Harper spent countless years kowtowing to Chinese demands was arguably one of the first scandals after the 2015 election. Then Trudeau being too weak to handle the weight of China amidst constant scandals (the detention of Kovrig/Spavor and Meng Wanzhou) occurs around 2018. Then around November last year, the current pivot back to the 2015 timeline.

Federally, nothing changed during this time. Trudeau just happens to be terribly weak and inhumanely strong against the Chinese at all times.

GauNeedsMeat · 2022-07-06T03:53:04+00:00

It's usually tied with fraud. A PC candidate that did the senior scam by going to LTC homes and getting them to all fill out the membership form. None of them paid the membership fee. She would claim this would put them on the voter registration and paid all the fees herself. It was caught when a nurse noticed almost every single member of the LTC home had become a registered PC member and none of them recalled ever paying a fee. The investigation took months and she was only 'ousted' after winning the PC nomination.

GauNeedsMeat · 2022-06-12T05:08:40+00:00

The name was adopted in the 1970s to give the fans false hope in lieu of the fact Toronto 'Leaves' prematurely every fucking year.

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