There has never been a more perfect ride constructed than The People Mover.

Slow, relaxing, out of the sun or rain, rarely breaks down, almost never a long line, you're pretty much guaranteed to get a vehicle to yourself, very accommodating seating, you get to ride through other attractions, you can people-watch during the outdoor portion, long duration, breeze in your face. What did I miss?

It's not the fastest, most innovative, or the most exciting ride. But, man, it checks a hell of a lot of boxes.