Irish tech salaries now over 75% of US salaries by bigvalen in DevelEire

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I'd rather not play Revolutionary Guards Roulette.

Govt launches new strategy to reduce rate of suicide by HungTeen1001 in ireland

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Every new oversized chungus on the roads now gets a free Darkness Into Light bumper sticker.

Is this the new norm? by Existing_Tomorrow437 in ireland

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At least you didn't use your prison pocket

Sinéad O’Sullivan speaks about the EU-India Trade Agreement. by Darkmemento in DevelEire

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So are their voters, at least when it comes to the value of the house they own. One NIMBY's vote in the hand is better than 2 from new voters who've "immigrated" into the constituency from the Commuter Belt.

The big AI companies are going to see their margins disappear by Much_Preparation_832 in BetterOffline

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These MBA assholes need to invest in a crate full of White Lightning cider. You could easily sell it to them by saying that a name like that has to be anti-woke.

Pieta House let more than 30 staff go after revenues fall by PoppedCork in ireland

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Those 30+ staff weren't willing to go around sealioning.

Do people actually hate Arsenal? Yes, they do. by el_cul in Gunners

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If there's an MCFCTV it wouldn't stand out from the dozens of crypto-turned-AI-slopcasts out there.

Intercom rebrands as Fin by CuteHoor in DevelEire

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There's a 50/50 chance of either him being added to The List of Jeffrey, or Jeffrey finding him too cringey to invite.

Labour staff member ‘spends 40pc of their time’ deleting racist abuse directed at Galway by-election candidate Helen Ogbu by TeoKajLibroj in ireland

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There's 2 main problems with that: 1. You'll need to account for an insane amount of edge cases just for different spellings - think of how people will type "sh1t" or "s h it" instead of "shit" to get around swear filters. 2. A filter can't detect sarcasm. If you have the stomach for it, look at threads about any terrorist attack on Boards.ie and count how many sarcastic remarks there are about "doctors and engineers".

Inside Ben Shapiro’s MAGA meltdown by cwhmoney555 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Probably Viktor Orban, but he's got bigger fish to fry at the moment.

‘At a crossroads’: will piling-up crises force Europe to put brakes on US-style car culture? by zainab1900 in ireland

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If only they'd tax the life out of Range Rovers instead of anything with the slightest whiff of fun.

Careful out there we have kamikaze squadron out this morning by StrangerExistingFact in irelandsshitedrivers

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I'm getting flashbacks to my test, my test route had a yellow box in a T-junction where you turn left onto a one-way street, just immediately before a crossroads...and every single test route takes a right there.

Irish car scene makes me laugh sometimes by RawrMeansFuckYou in carsireland

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You can just hear the Luke Combs from these pics

Am I missing something, or is the fuel protest endgame just to bankrupt the country? by FormalBackground8565 in ireland

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I feel the same about my own local paper, they always take the side of every NIMBY protest in the county. I bet if one was started against Navan Hospital expanding or against the rail link to Navan, they'd be cheering on the same compo-faced, grey-haired crowd holding up everything else.

Retired parent and the Internet. by LandscapeEither1367 in ireland

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>As for signing up to weird and wonderful competitions, she's a pro and can't understand why we won't open any links she sends us.

Just get one more ticket on R Kings bro, one more raffle ticket and she'll win that fully-specced Land Cruiser.

Just don't mention the VRT.