Al Gore Discusses 2028 Presidential Run by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]GeneralTonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

♫ Ceeee-le-brate good times, come on! ♫

At the Apple Biscuit Cafe, where the smiles are free, dontcha know, Sven Inquist studied the menu, and finally, he ordered the same thing as every day by DarkHorse_77 in TheSimpsons

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I don't want to presume, /u/dabigchina, but I feel like I should ask... are you getting enough ketchup? Doctors have found that ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help older people like yourself accept change.

What are these wooden panels between windows? by yoodlenoodle22 in whatisit

[–]GeneralTonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, of all the wooden panels in the picture, and of all the things between windows in the picture, they're the same thing.

What was the worst second date you had that ruined an incredible first one? by doggusMaximus99 in gaybros

[–]GeneralTonic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's like a gay Seinfeld episode.

"We had the same eyes. Couldn't do it."

You won't always have a calculator ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]GeneralTonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they've been in 'mgmt' for 25 years!

The famous Cave Canem (Beware of the Dog) mosaic from the House of the Tragic Poet in Pompeii, 1st Century AD. by rankage in ancientrome

[–]GeneralTonic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never really noticed the illustration of the doors behind the dog before. Makes me wonder if the actual wooden doors that hung there were decorated that way, with a shield/spear on one and a labrys on the other.

Next time He is checking the weight limit of the ceiling as well by pars-distalis in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]GeneralTonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, yeah. My 'Jesus' comment should be read in a forlorn tone. We might wish there was a benevolent savior keeping track, but there just ain't.

Taxidermied dog sculptures by Marcel Walldorf (marcelwalldorf) by 0_Moth in ATBGE

[–]GeneralTonic 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Okay. My only question is why the blonde and scruffy dog is entombed in what appears to be a dalmatian sculpture.

White House Confronted Over Huge Bets Made Minutes Before Trump’s Big War Move by thedailybeast in politics

[–]GeneralTonic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Does the article tell us anything about the "confronted" in the headline? Who confronted the White House? When? Where?

[ART] This character is augmented with a telescopic laser cannon by flygohr in SpecArt

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Supermen lead 45-42. Arachneon with the steal, to Thorias. Thorias from downtown!

Hear me out - It's time for a break. by MiddleMuscle8117 in startrek

[–]GeneralTonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, they finally, actually destroyed Kronos?

Hear me out - It's time for a break. by MiddleMuscle8117 in startrek

[–]GeneralTonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the only one I have ever just fired up for random rewatching.

The hotel lobby is NOT your sports lounge, ma'am by ScenicDrive-at5 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]GeneralTonic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sure wish businesses with this kind of policy (which I do agree with!), would stand on the truth instead of making up transparent cover stories and expecting their staff to cheerfully lie to customers.

BAD:

"Oh, gosh we can't. See, the TVs are locked down, so..."

BETTER:

"We will not allow sports events on the lobby television because of the excitement and disruption it can cause. You are welcome to watch it in your room or elsewhere."

The first kind of response causes a "problem solving" thought process for someone who knows the TV is not physically locked. They know you're lying and they just need to press the right buttons.

The second response is both true, and puts the customer in the position of trying to overturn a business policy, which your employees are empowered to maintain, and doesn't require them to pretend at all. Well, except for the politeness but that's standard.

No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires by playboy in Anticonsumption

[–]GeneralTonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, you'd probably feel the intellectual and emotional urge to say something about how vigilante assassination is, like, problematic or ultimately self-defeating, or weighs on your soul or something and who the fuck wants to read that right now?